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1. PHP / Говнокод #6046

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   ##### grab the full name of the agent
   		$stmt="SELECT full_name,user_level,hotkeys_active,agent_choose_ingroups,scheduled_callbacks,agentonly_callbacks,agentcall_manual,vicidial_recording,vicidial_transfers,closer_default_blended,user_group,vicidial_recording_override,alter_custphone_override,alert_enabled,agent_shift_enforcement_override,shift_override_flag,allow_alerts,closer_campaigns,agent_choose_territories,custom_one,custom_two,custom_three,custom_four,custom_five from vicidial_users where user='$VD_login' and pass='$VD_pass'";
   		$rslt=mysql_query($stmt, $link);
   			if ($mel > 0) {mysql_error_logging($NOW_TIME,$link,$mel,$stmt,'01007',$VD_login,$server_ip,$session_name,$one_mysql_log);}
   		$row=mysql_fetch_row($rslt);
   		$LOGfullname =							$row[0];
   		$user_level =							$row[1];
   		$VU_hotkeys_active =					$row[2];
   		$VU_agent_choose_ingroups =				$row[3];
   		$VU_scheduled_callbacks =				$row[4];
   		$agentonly_callbacks =					$row[5];
   		$agentcall_manual =						$row[6];
   		$VU_vicidial_recording =				$row[7];
   		$VU_vicidial_transfers =				$row[8];
   		$VU_closer_default_blended =			$row[9];
   		$VU_user_group =						$row[10];
   		$VU_vicidial_recording_override =		$row[11];
   		$VU_alter_custphone_override =			$row[12];
   		$VU_alert_enabled =						$row[13];
   		$VU_agent_shift_enforcement_override =	$row[14];
   		$VU_shift_override_flag =				$row[15];
   		$VU_allow_alerts =						$row[16];
   		$VU_closer_campaigns =					$row[17];
   		$VU_agent_choose_territories =			$row[18];
   		$VU_custom_one =						$row[19];
   		$VU_custom_two =						$row[20];
   		$VU_custom_three =						$row[21];
   		$VU_custom_four =						$row[22];
   		$VU_custom_five =						$row[23];
   
   		if ( ($VU_alert_enabled > 0) and ($VU_allow_alerts > 0) ) {$VU_alert_enabled = 'ON';}
   		else {$VU_alert_enabled = 'OFF';}
   		$AgentAlert_allowed = $VU_allow_alerts;
   
   		### Gather timeclock and shift enforcement restriction settings
   		$stmt="SELECT forced_timeclock_login,shift_enforcement,group_shifts,agent_status_viewable_groups,agent_status_view_time from vicidial_user_groups where user_group='$VU_user_group';";
   		$rslt=mysql_query($stmt, $link);
   			if ($mel > 0) {mysql_error_logging($NOW_TIME,$link,$mel,$stmt,'01052',$VD_login,$server_ip,$session_name,$one_mysql_log);}
   		$row=mysql_fetch_row($rslt);
   		$forced_timeclock_login =	$row[0];
   		$shift_enforcement =		$row[1];
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = eregi_replace('  ','',$row[2]);
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = eregi_replace(' ',"','",$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL);
   		$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL = "shift_id IN('$LOGgroup_shiftsSQL')";
   		$agent_status_viewable_groups = $row[3];
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = eregi_replace('  ','',$agent_status_viewable_groups);
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = eregi_replace(' ',"','",$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL);
   		$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL = "user_group IN('$agent_status_viewable_groupsSQL')";
   		$agent_status_view = 0;
   		if (strlen($agent_status_viewable_groups) > 2)
   			{$agent_status_view = 1;}
   		$agent_status_view_time=0;
   		if ($row[4] == 'Y')
   			{$agent_status_view_time=1;}

   Оказывается, у меня на работе стоит чуть переделанный VICIdial.
   Это звездец.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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2. Perl / Говнокод #6045

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   #!/usr/bin/perl
   
   @zips = ();
   while(<>){
   @zips = m{([a-z]5[a-z])}igx;
   for(my $j=0;$j<=$#zips;$j++){
   $i = index($_,$zips[$j]);
   print "$zips[$j] pos $i\n";
   };
   print "$zips\n";
   
   }

   Находит комбинацию буква 5 буква

   AliceGoth, 20 Марта 2011

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3. JavaScript / Говнокод #6044

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   if ( (CheckDEADcall > 0) && (VD_live_customer_call==1) )
   					{
   					if (CheckDEADcallON < 1)
   					{
   					if( document.images ) { document.images['livecall'].src = image_livecall_DEAD.src;}
   						CheckDEADcallON=1;
   					}
   					}

   Оттуда же.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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4. PHP / Говнокод #6043

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   preg_replace('/^(.*)\s(.*)$/i', '$1', $item['updated']);

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5. C# / Говнокод #6042

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   static void Main(string[] args)
           {
               int a = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int b = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               int c = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());
               Math.Cos(double x) = (b * b + c * c - a * a) / (2 * b * c);
               Math.Cos(double x)=i;
               if(-1>i>0) Console.WriteLine("Треугольник тупоугольный");
               if()
           }

   Не столько смешно, сколько хочется плакать от тупоугольности таких вот студентов...

   FMB, 20 Марта 2011

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #6041

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   else
   		{
   		fronter = user;
   		LasTCID			= MDnextResponse_array[0];
   		document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[1];
   		LeaDPreVDispO	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value	= MDnextResponse_array[4];
   		document.vicidial_form.list_id.value			= MDnextResponse_array[5];
   		document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value		= MDnextResponse_array[6];
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value			= MDnextResponse_array[7];
   		if ( (disable_alter_custphone=='Y') || (disable_alter_custphone=='HIDE') )
   			{
   			var tmp_pn = document.getElementById("phone_numberDISP");
   			if (disable_alter_custphone=='Y')
   {
   tmp_pn.innerHTML		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   }
   			}
   		document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value		= MDnextResponse_array[8];
   		document.vicidial_form.title.value= MDnextResponse_array[9];
   		document.vicidial_form.first_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[10];
   		document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value		= MDnextResponse_array[11];
   		document.vicidial_form.last_name.value			= MDnextResponse_array[12];
   		document.vicidial_form.address1.value			= MDnextResponse_array[13];
   		document.vicidial_form.address2.value			= MDnextResponse_array[14];
   		document.vicidial_form.address3.value			= MDnextResponse_array[15];
   		document.vicidial_form.city.value= MDnextResponse_array[16];
   		document.vicidial_form.state.value= MDnextResponse_array[17];
   		document.vicidial_form.province.value			= MDnextResponse_array[18];
   		document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[19];
   		document.vicidial_form.country_code.value		= MDnextResponse_array[20];
   		document.vicidial_form.gender.value= MDnextResponse_array[21];
   		document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value		= MDnextResponse_array[22];
   		document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value			= MDnextResponse_array[23];
   		document.vicidial_form.email.value= MDnextResponse_array[24];
   		document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value	= MDnextResponse_array[25];
   		var REGcommentsNL = new RegExp("!N","g");
   		MDnextResponse_array[26] = MDnextResponse_array[26].replace(REGcommentsNL, "\n");
   		document.vicidial_form.comments.value			= MDnextResponse_array[26];
   		document.vicidial_form.called_count.value		= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_called_count			= MDnextResponse_array[27];
   		previous_dispo	= MDnextResponse_array[2];
   		CBentry_time	= MDnextResponse_array[28];
   		CBcallback_time	= MDnextResponse_array[29];
   		CBuser			= MDnextResponse_array[30];
   		CBcomments		= MDnextResponse_array[31];
   		dialed_number	= MDnextResponse_array[32];
   		dialed_label	= MDnextResponse_array[33];
   		source_id		= MDnextResponse_array[34];
   		document.vicidial_form.rank.value= MDnextResponse_array[35];
   		document.vicidial_form.owner.value= MDnextResponse_array[36];
   	//	CalL_ScripT_id	= MDnextResponse_array[37];
   		script_recording_delay			= MDnextResponse_array[38];
   		CalL_XC_a_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[39];
   		CalL_XC_b_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[40];
   		CalL_XC_c_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[41];
   		CalL_XC_d_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[42];
   		CalL_XC_e_NuMber= MDnextResponse_array[43];
   
   		timer_action = campaign_timer_action;
   		timer_action_message = campaign_timer_action_message;
   		timer_action_seconds = campaign_timer_action_seconds;
   			
   		lead_dial_number = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var dispnum = document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value;
   		var status_display_number = phone_number_format(dispnum);

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #6040

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   if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAcustom))
   	{
   	URLDecode(VDIC_web_form_address,'YES');
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = decoded;
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAcustom, '');
   	}
   else
   	{
   	web_form_vars = 
   	"&lead_id=" + document.vicidial_form.lead_id.value + 
   	"&vendor_id=" + document.vicidial_form.vendor_lead_code.value + 
   	"&list_id=" + document.vicidial_form.list_id.value + 
   	"&gmt_offset_now=" + document.vicidial_form.gmt_offset_now.value + 
   	"&phone_code=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_code.value + 
   	"&phone_number=" + document.vicidial_form.phone_number.value + 
   	"&title=" + document.vicidial_form.title.value + 
   	"&first_name=" + document.vicidial_form.first_name.value + 
   	"&middle_initial=" + document.vicidial_form.middle_initial.value + 
   	"&last_name=" + document.vicidial_form.last_name.value + 
   	"&address1=" + document.vicidial_form.address1.value + 
   	"&address2=" + document.vicidial_form.address2.value + 
   	"&address3=" + document.vicidial_form.address3.value + 
   	"&city=" + document.vicidial_form.city.value + 
   	"&state=" + document.vicidial_form.state.value + 
   	"&province=" + document.vicidial_form.province.value + 
   	"&postal_code=" + document.vicidial_form.postal_code.value + 
   	"&country_code=" + document.vicidial_form.country_code.value + 
   	"&gender=" + document.vicidial_form.gender.value + 
   	"&date_of_birth=" + document.vicidial_form.date_of_birth.value + 
   	"&alt_phone=" + document.vicidial_form.alt_phone.value + 
   	"&email=" + document.vicidial_form.email.value + 
   	"&security_phrase=" + document.vicidial_form.security_phrase.value + 
   	"&comments=" + document.vicidial_form.comments.value + 
   	"&user=" + user + 
   	"&pass=" + pass + 
   	"&campaign=" + campaign +
   	"&phone_login=" + phone_login + 
   	"&original_phone_login=" + original_phone_login +
   	"&phone_pass=" + phone_pass + 
   	"&fronter=" + fronter + 
   	"&closer=" + user + 
   	"&group=" + group + 
   	"&channel_group=" + group + 
   	"&SQLdate=" + SQLdate + 
   	"&epoch=" + UnixTime + 
   	"&uniqueid=" + document.vicidial_form.uniqueid.value + 
   	"&customer_zap_channel=" + lastcustchannel + 
   	"&customer_server_ip=" + lastcustserverip +
   	"&server_ip=" + server_ip + 
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   	"&user_custom_five=" + VU_custom_five + '' +
   	"&preset_number_a=" + CalL_XC_a_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_b=" + CalL_XC_b_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_c=" + CalL_XC_c_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_d=" + CalL_XC_d_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_number_e=" + CalL_XC_e_NuMber + '' +
   	"&preset_dtmf_a=" + CalL_XC_a_Dtmf + '' +
   	"&preset_dtmf_b=" + CalL_XC_b_Dtmf + '' +
   	webform_session;
   	
   	var regWFspace = new RegExp(" ","ig");
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
   	var regWF = new RegExp("\\`|\\~|\\:|\\;|\\#|\\'|\\\"|\\{|\\}|\\(|\\)|\\*|\\^|\\%|\\$|\\!|\\%|\\r|\\t|\\n","ig");
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWFspace, '+');
   	web_form_vars = web_form_vars.replace(regWF, '');
   
   	var regWFAvars = new RegExp("\\?","ig");
   	if (VDIC_web_form_address.match(regWFAvars))
   		{web_form_vars = '&' + web_form_vars}
   	else
   		{web_form_vars = '?' + web_form_vars}
   
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = VDIC_web_form_address + "" + web_form_vars;
   
   	var regWFAqavars = new RegExp("\\?&","ig");
   	var regWFAaavars = new RegExp("&&","ig");
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAqavars, '?');
   	TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address = TEMP_VDIC_web_form_address.replace(regWFAaavars, '&');
   	}

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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8. JavaScript / Говнокод #6039

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   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset_enabled > 0)
   									{
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_1')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_a_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_2')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_b_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_3')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_c_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_4')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_d_NuMber;}
   if (prepopulate_transfer_preset == 'PRESET_5')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_e_NuMber;}
   									}
   if ( (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_1') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_2') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_3') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_4') || (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_5') )
   									{
   									document.getElementById("QuickXfer").innerHTML = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"mainxfer_send_redirect('XfeRBLIND','" + lastcustchannel + "','" + lastcustserverip + "');return false;\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_quickxfer.gif\" border=0 alt=\"QUICK TRANSFER\"></a>";
   
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_1')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_a_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_2')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_b_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_3')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_c_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_4')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_d_NuMber;}
   									if (quick_transfer_button == 'PRESET_5')
   										{document.vicidial_form.xfernumber.value = CalL_XC_e_NuMber;}
   									}

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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9. JavaScript / Говнокод #6038

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   var DiaLControl_auto_HTML = "<IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"><a href=\"#\" onclick=\"AutoDial_ReSume_PauSe('VDADready');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\"></a>";
   	var DiaLControl_auto_HTML_ready = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"AutoDial_ReSume_PauSe('VDADpause');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"></a><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\">";
   	var DiaLControl_auto_HTML_OFF = "<IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_pause_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\" Pause \"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_resume_OFF.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Resume\">";
   	var DiaLControl_manual_HTML = "<a href=\"#\" onclick=\"ManualDialNext('','','','','','0');\"><IMG SRC=\"./images/vdc_LB_dialnextnumber.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Dial Next Number\"></a>";

   Кое-что из тысячестрочного конфига в жс-вставке на странице.

   7ion, 20 Марта 2011

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10. JavaScript / Говнокод #6037

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    var BrowseWidth = 0;
    	var BrowseHeight = 0;
    
    	function getInsideBrowse() 
    		{
    		var ns = navigator.appName == "Netscape";
    		if (ns) 
    			{
    			BrowseWidth = window.innerWidth;
    			BrowseHeight = window.innerHeight;
    			}
    		else 
    			{
    			BrowseWidth = document.body.clientWidth;
    			BrowseHeight = document.body.clientHeight;
    			}
    		}
    	function browser_dimensions() 
    		{
    		getInsideBrowse();
    
    		document.vicidial_form.JS_browser_width.value = BrowseWidth;
    		document.vicidial_form.JS_browser_height.value = BrowseHeight;
    		}

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