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    public function isMobile()
    {
        // ...
    
        if (in_array (strtolower (substr ($user_agent, 0, 4)), array (
            '1207' => '1207', '3gso' => '3gso', '4thp' => '4thp', '501i' => '501i', '502i' => '502i', '503i' => '503i', '504i' => '504i',
            '505i' => '505i', '506i' => '506i', '6310' => '6310', '6590' => '6590', '770s' => '770s', '802s' => '802s', 'a wa' => 'a wa',
            'acer' => 'acer', 'acs-' => 'acs-', 'airn' => 'airn', 'alav' => 'alav', 'asus' => 'asus', 'attw' => 'attw', 'au-m' => 'au-m',
            'aur ' => 'aur ', 'aus ' => 'aus ', 'abac' => 'abac', 'acoo' => 'acoo', 'aiko' => 'aiko', 'alco' => 'alco', 'alca' => 'alca',
            'amoi' => 'amoi', 'anex' => 'anex', 'anny' => 'anny', 'anyw' => 'anyw', 'aptu' => 'aptu', 'arch' => 'arch', 'argo' => 'argo',
            'bell' => 'bell', 'bird' => 'bird', 'bw-n' => 'bw-n', 'bw-u' => 'bw-u', 'beck' => 'beck', 'benq' => 'benq', 'bilb' => 'bilb',
            'blac' => 'blac', 'c55/' => 'c55/', 'cdm-' => 'cdm-', 'chtm' => 'chtm', 'capi' => 'capi', 'cond' => 'cond', 'craw' => 'craw',
            'dall' => 'dall', 'dbte' => 'dbte', 'dc-s' => 'dc-s', 'dica' => 'dica', 'ds-d' => 'ds-d', 'ds12' => 'ds12', 'dait' => 'dait',
            'devi' => 'devi', 'dmob' => 'dmob', 'doco' => 'doco', 'dopo' => 'dopo', 'el49' => 'el49', 'erk0' => 'erk0', 'esl8' => 'esl8',
            'ez40' => 'ez40', 'ez60' => 'ez60', 'ez70' => 'ez70', 'ezos' => 'ezos', 'ezze' => 'ezze', 'elai' => 'elai', 'emul' => 'emul',
            'eric' => 'eric', 'ezwa' => 'ezwa', 'fake' => 'fake', 'fly-' => 'fly-', 'fly_' => 'fly_', 'g-mo' => 'g-mo', 'g1 u' => 'g1 u',
            'g560' => 'g560', 'gf-5' => 'gf-5', 'grun' => 'grun', 'gene' => 'gene', 'go.w' => 'go.w', 'good' => 'good', 'grad' => 'grad',
            'hcit' => 'hcit', 'hd-m' => 'hd-m', 'hd-p' => 'hd-p', 'hd-t' => 'hd-t', 'hei-' => 'hei-', 'hp i' => 'hp i', 'hpip' => 'hpip',
            'hs-c' => 'hs-c', 'htc ' => 'htc ', 'htc-' => 'htc-', 'htca' => 'htca', 'htcg' => 'htcg', 'htcp' => 'htcp', 'htcs' => 'htcs',
            'htct' => 'htct', 'htc_' => 'htc_', 'haie' => 'haie', 'hita' => 'hita', 'huaw' => 'huaw', 'hutc' => 'hutc', 'i-20' => 'i-20',
            'i-go' => 'i-go', 'i-ma' => 'i-ma', 'i230' => 'i230', 'iac' => 'iac', 'iac-' => 'iac-', 'iac/' => 'iac/', 'ig01' => 'ig01',
            'im1k' => 'im1k', 'inno' => 'inno', 'iris' => 'iris', 'jata' => 'jata', 'java' => 'java', 'kddi' => 'kddi', 'kgt' => 'kgt',
            'kgt/' => 'kgt/', 'kpt ' => 'kpt ', 'kwc-' => 'kwc-', 'klon' => 'klon', 'lexi' => 'lexi', 'lg g' => 'lg g', 'lg-a' => 'lg-a',
            'lg-b' => 'lg-b', 'lg-c' => 'lg-c', 'lg-d' => 'lg-d', 'lg-f' => 'lg-f', 'lg-g' => 'lg-g', 'lg-k' => 'lg-k', 'lg-l' => 'lg-l',
            'lg-m' => 'lg-m', 'lg-o' => 'lg-o', 'lg-p' => 'lg-p', 'lg-s' => 'lg-s', 'lg-t' => 'lg-t', 'lg-u' => 'lg-u', 'lg-w' => 'lg-w',
            'lg/k' => 'lg/k', 'lg/l' => 'lg/l', 'lg/u' => 'lg/u', 'lg50' => 'lg50', 'lg54' => 'lg54', 'lge-' => 'lge-', 'lge/' => 'lge/',
            'lynx' => 'lynx', 'leno' => 'leno', 'm1-w' => 'm1-w', 'm3ga' => 'm3ga', 'm50/' => 'm50/', 'maui' => 'maui', 'mc01' => 'mc01',
            'mc21' => 'mc21', 'mcca' => 'mcca', 'medi' => 'medi', 'meri' => 'meri', 'mio8' => 'mio8', 'mioa' => 'mioa', 'mo01' => 'mo01',
            'mo02' => 'mo02', 'mode' => 'mode', 'modo' => 'modo', 'mot ' => 'mot ', 'mot-' => 'mot-', 'mt50' => 'mt50', 'mtp1' => 'mtp1',
            'mtv ' => 'mtv ', 'mate' => 'mate', 'maxo' => 'maxo', 'merc' => 'merc', 'mits' => 'mits', 'mobi' => 'mobi', 'motv' => 'motv',
            'mozz' => 'mozz', 'n100' => 'n100', 'n101' => 'n101', 'n102' => 'n102', 'n202' => 'n202', 'n203' => 'n203', 'n300' => 'n300',
            'n302' => 'n302', 'n500' => 'n500', 'n502' => 'n502', 'n505' => 'n505', 'n700' => 'n700', 'n701' => 'n701', 'n710' => 'n710',
            'nec-' => 'nec-', 'nem-' => 'nem-', 'newg' => 'newg', 'neon' => 'neon', 'netf' => 'netf', 'noki' => 'noki', 'nzph' => 'nzph',
            'webc' => 'webc', 'whit' => 'whit', 'winw' => 'winw', 'wmlb' => 'wmlb', 'xda-' => 'xda-'
        ))) {
            return true;
        }
        return false;
    }

    Я правда не знаю что это ваще и зачем.

    creaturemyst, 03 Сентября 2015

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  2. JavaScript / Говнокод #18665

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    function checkIfLogged(){
        var user = localStorage.getItem('user');
        if(!user) {
            logout();
            window.location.hash = '#/login';
            return false;
        } else {
            return true;
        }
    }

    kon_simeonov, 03 Сентября 2015

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  3. Куча / Говнокод #18664

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    ...
            <tr>
              <td class=ArtelAdminTableTdCaption>Заголовок&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
              <td><input type=text name=f[caption] value="<?=$row['sct_caption']?>" size=50 style=width:340>
            </tr>
    		</table>
        </tr>
    
      <tr>
        <td><input type=submit name=save_Goods_supcatalog3s value="Сохранить">
      </tr>
     </form>
    </table>
    
    ...

    WOW! WOW! WOW!

    tutov2013, 03 Сентября 2015

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #18662

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    // чето у меня совсем хуёво с сортировками
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN) {
                return 1;
            }
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
            ) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
            ) {
                return 1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
            ) {
                return $a['ID'] < $b['ID'] ? -1 : 1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN) {
                return 1;
            }
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return 1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_MAIN)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return $a['ID'] < $b['ID'] ? -1 : 1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS) {
                return 1;
            }
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS  && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return -1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] != static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return 1;
            }
    
            if (($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_5DAYS)
                || ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_7DAYS)
            ) {
                return $a['ID'] < $b['ID'] ? -1 : 1;
            }
    
            if ($a['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_COMING && $b['TYPE_CODE'] == static::STORAGE_TYPE_COMING) {
                $aTs = MakeTimeStamp($a['UF_ARRIVAL_DATE']);
                $bTs = MakeTimeStamp($b['UF_ARRIVAL_DATE']);
                return $aTs < $bTs ? -1 : ($aTs > $bTs ? 1 : 0);
            }
    
            return 1;

    n1ce22rus, 03 Сентября 2015

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #18661

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    Порт hello world с брейнфака

    m0003r, 02 Сентября 2015

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #18657

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    foreach($arResult['ITEMS'] as $key => &$arItem) {
    		$priceRes2 = CIBlockElement::GetList(array(), array("IBLOCK_ID" => 34, "PROPERTY_PERIOD" => 1, "PROPERTY_PERIOD_TYPE" => 85, "PROPERTY_OBJECT_RELATION" => $arItem['ID']), false, false, array("NAME"));

    "Я программист 1C-bitrix и с каждой новой итерацией я делаю новый запрос к инфоблоку."

    tutov2013, 01 Сентября 2015

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  7. C++ / Говнокод #18656

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    void parse_csv_string_string_string_string(string in_file, vector<string>& spectrum_id_list, vector<string>& file_name_list, vector<string>& name_list, vector<string>& id_list) {

    – Дяденька, осторожно, у вас клавиатура солидолом намазана...

    Yuuri, 31 Августа 2015

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  8. JavaScript / Говнокод #18655

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    if (!$('#enable-continious').is(':checked') && $('#enable-continious').is(':checked')) {
    	...
    } else {
    	...
    }

    Продолжаем находить великие письмена великих людей на проекте. К слову, человек на позиции Senior PHP Developer является автором.

    Un3Solka, 31 Августа 2015

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  9. JavaScript / Говнокод #18654

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    $(document).ready(function() {
    				if ($('.delivery_type:checked').val() != 0) {
    					var delivery = $('.delivery_type:checked').val();
    					if (delivery == '0') {
    						$('.payment_panel').hide;
    						return (false);
    					}
    				}
    				$('.delivery_type').change(function() {
    					if ($(this).val() == 4) {
    						$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_u').val());
    						$('#dostav').show();
    					}
    					if ($(this).val() == 8) {
    						$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_np').val());
    						$('#dostav').show();
    					}
    					if ($('#d_day').val() <= 5 || ($('#d_day').val() == 5 && $('#d_time').val() < 15)) {
    						if ($(this).val() >= 1 && $(this).val() <= 3 && $('#d_time').val() < 15) {
    							$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m11').val());
    							$('#dostav').show();
    						}
    						if (($(this).val() == 7 || $(this).val() == 11) && $('#d_time').val() < 15) {
    							$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m21').val());
    							$('#dostav').show();
    						}
    						if ($(this).val() >= 1 && $(this).val() <= 3 && $('#d_time').val() >= 15) {
    							$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m12').val());
    							$('#dostav').show();
    						}
    						if (($(this).val() == 7 || $(this).val() == 11) && $('#d_time').val() >= 15) {
    							$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m22').val());
    							$('#dostav').show();
    						}
    					} else {
    						if ($('#d_day').val() < 7 || ($('#d_day').val() == 7 && $('#d_time').val() < 15)) {
    							if ($(this).val() >= 1 && $(this).val() <= 3) {
    								$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m31').val());
    								$('#dostav').show();
    							}
    							if (($(this).val() == 7 || $(this).val() == 11)) {
    								$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m32').val());
    								$('#dostav').show();
    							}
    
    						} else {
    							if ($(this).val() >= 1 && $(this).val() <= 3) {
    								$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m33').val());
    								$('#dostav').show();
    							}
    							if (($(this).val() == 7 || $(this).val() == 11)) {
    								$('#d_text').html($('#d_text_m34').val());
    								$('#dostav').show();
    							}
    
    						}
    					}
    					if ($(this).val() == 10 || $(this).val() == 9) {
    						$('#dostav').hide();
    					}
    
    					if ($(this).val() > 0 && $(this).val() != 4) {
    						if ($(this).val() == 1) {
    							$('#address').val('ул. ******, 13/14');
    						}
    						if ($(this).val() == 2) {
    							$('#address').val('ул. ******, 127');
    						}
    						if ($(this).val() == 3) {
    							$('#address').val('пр. ******, 98/2');
    						}
    						if ($(this).val() == 7) {
    							$('#address').val('ул. ********, 8');
    						}
    						if ($(this).val() == 11) {
    							$('#address').val('пр. ******, 66');
    						}
    
    					} else {
    						$('#address').val('');
    					}
    					var delivery = $(this).val();
    					$('.dop_fields').hide();
    					$('.dop_fields span').html('');
    					$('.only_ukr').hide();
    					$('.only_kur').hide();
    					$('.only_sv').hide();
    					$('.only_novp').hide('');
    					if (delivery == 4) {
    						$('.only_ukr').show();
    						$('.ukr span').html('*');
    						$('.dop_fields').show();
    					}

    Выбор способа доставки в интернет магазине

    NotFake, 31 Августа 2015

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #18647

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    {% if _view.data['User']['bday']|date("Y") != "2100" %}
         <input id="UserBDay" type="text" name="data[User][bday]" class="txt" placeholder="mm/dd/YYYY" value="{% if _view.data['User']['bday'] != '1970-01-01' %} {{ _view.data['User']['bday']|date("m/d/Y") }} {% endif %}">
    {% else %}
         <input id="UserBDay" type="text" name="data[User][bday]" class="txt" placeholder="mm/dd/YYYY" value="{% if _view.data['User']['bday'] != '1970-01-01' %} {{ _view.data['User']['bday']|date("m/d/") }} {% endif %}">
    {% endif %}

    Вот так вот мы обращаемся с датами рождения.

    SergeyKaravay, 28 Августа 2015

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