По колено в коде — Говнокод.ру

PHP / Говнокод #2538

+170.8

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function get_random($length = 8 /*длина суперслучайного числа*/)
{
	$result = rand(1,9);
	
	if ($length < 1)
	{
		$length = 1;
	}
	
	for ($i = 1; $i < $length; $i++)
	{
		$symbols = (string)rand(10000, 99999);
		str_shuffle($symbols);
		$element = (int)substr($symbols, 1, 1);
		$result .= $element;
	}
	
	return (int)$result;
}

генератор суперслучайных чисел)

litrumb, 03 Февраля 2010

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SQL / Говнокод #2537

−149.2

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create table money_transaction(
...
summa clob
);

подготовка к гиперинфляции

dim1r, 03 Февраля 2010

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C# / Говнокод #2536

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if (imageContent != null)
               context.Response.OutputStream.Write(imageContent, 0, imageContent.Length);
           else
           {
               byte[] x = {0xff, 0xd8, 0xff, 0xe0, 0x0, 0x10, 0x4a, 0x46, 0x49, 0x46, 0x0, 0x1, 0x2, 0x0, 0x0, 0x64, 
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0xe0, 0x14, 0xae, 0x57, 0xad, 0x72, 0xcd, 0x98, 0x5d, 0xb, 0x2d, 0x48, 0xd7, 0x44, 0x8f, 0xe8, 
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0x0, 0x0, 0x0, 0x0, 0x0, 0x0, 0x7, 0xff, 0xd9};

'Канал форума программистов VIngrad
p.s. пришлось убрать большую часть байтов.

Nemerle, 03 Февраля 2010

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JavaScript / Говнокод #2535

+167.5

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$('.tr_t:eq(0)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(2)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(4)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(6)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(8)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(10)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(12)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(14)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(16)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(18)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(20)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');
$('.tr_t:eq(22)').css('color', '#CCCCCC');

раскраска таблицы "зеброй".

fuckyounoob, 03 Февраля 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #2534

+167.8

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//--------------------------------
if ( $language == "language/german.php"     ) { echo '<a href="config/admin.php?lang=de"><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="'.$theme.'/menu/admin.png" alt="" onmouseover="Tip(\''.$lang_menue[5].'\', OFFSETX, -20, OFFSETY, 22, OPACITY, 90, SHADOW, true, BGIMG, \'images/tooltip_bg.gif\', FADEIN, 500, FADEOUT, 400);" onmouseout="UnTip();" /></a><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="images/pixel.gif" width="12" height="12" alt="" />'; }
if ( $language == "language/english.php"    ) { echo '<a href="config/admin.php?lang=en"><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="'.$theme.'/menu/admin.png" alt="" onmouseover="Tip(\''.$lang_menue[5].'\', OFFSETX, -20, OFFSETY, 22, OPACITY, 90, SHADOW, true, BGIMG, \'images/tooltip_bg.gif\', FADEIN, 500, FADEOUT, 400);" onmouseout="UnTip();" /></a><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="images/pixel.gif" width="12" height="12" alt="" />'; }

// ... ещё до$#& "языков". В сумме 15

if ( $language == "language/serbian.php"    ) { echo '<a href="config/admin.php?lang=rs"><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="'.$theme.'/menu/admin.png" alt="" onmouseover="Tip(\''.$lang_menue[5].'\', OFFSETX, -20, OFFSETY, 22, OPACITY, 90, SHADOW, true, BGIMG, \'images/tooltip_bg.gif\', FADEIN, 500, FADEOUT, 400);" onmouseout="UnTip();" /></a><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="images/pixel.gif" width="12" height="12" alt="" />'; }
if ( $language == "language/finnish.php"    ) { echo '<a href="config/admin.php?lang=fi"><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="'.$theme.'/menu/admin.png" alt="" onmouseover="Tip(\''.$lang_menue[5].'\', OFFSETX, -20, OFFSETY, 22, OPACITY, 90, SHADOW, true, BGIMG, \'images/tooltip_bg.gif\', FADEIN, 500, FADEOUT, 400);" onmouseout="UnTip();" /></a><img style="vertical-align:middle;" src="images/pixel.gif" width="12" height="12" alt="" />'; }
           //--------------------------------

С того же говнодвижка PHP Web Stat

vov4ik, 03 Февраля 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #2533

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if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] ) )
 {
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "de" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "de" ) ) { include ( "../language/german_setup.php"     ); $lang = "de"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "en" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "en" ) ) { include ( "../language/english_setup.php"    ); $lang = "en"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "nl" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "nl" ) ) { include ( "../language/dutch_setup.php"      ); $lang = "nl"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "it" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "it" ) ) { include ( "../language/italian_setup.php"    ); $lang = "it"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "es" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "es" ) ) { include ( "../language/spanish_setup.php"    ); $lang = "es"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "fa" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "fa" ) ) { include ( "../language/farsi_setup.php"      ); $lang = "fa"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "dk" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "dk" ) ) { include ( "../language/danish_setup.php"     ); $lang = "dk"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "fr" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "fr" ) ) { include ( "../language/french_setup.php"     ); $lang = "fr"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "tr" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "tr" ) ) { include ( "../language/turkish_setup.php"    ); $lang = "tr"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "hu" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "hu" ) ) { include ( "../language/hungarian_setup.php"  ); $lang = "hu"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "pt" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "pt" ) ) { include ( "../language/portuguese_setup.php" ); $lang = "pt"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "he" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "he" ) ) { include ( "../language/hebrew_setup.php"     ); $lang = "he"; }
 }
else
 {
  include ( "../language/german_setup.php" );   # include language vars
  $lang = "de";
 }

Из известного php web stat релиза 2009 в июле.
В первом попавшимся на глаза скрипте.

vov4ik, 02 Февраля 2010

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JavaScript / Говнокод #2532

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http://rmd.atdmt.com/tl/DocumentDotWrite.js

Оригинал http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Amazingly-Brilliant-or-Incredibly-Stupid.aspx

HyperGeek, 02 Февраля 2010

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C++ / Говнокод #2531

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#define begin {
#define end }
//....
#define repeat do{
#define until(a) }while(!(a))
// и т.д.

Боян, конечно, просто вспомнил, глядя на предыдущий говнокод с макросами. Это в институте препод на одной из лекций всерьёз писал на доске.
Видимо, паскальщик еще советской закалки :)

GovnocoderJr, 02 Февраля 2010

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Си / Говнокод #2530

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sprintf(cmd, "%supd_downloader -p upd_downloader\\bin %s %s -a %s", 
#if defined(__unix__)
	"./",
#else
	"",
#endif
	arg1, 
	option->arg2 ? arg2 : "", 
#if defined(__i386__) || defined(_M_X86)
	"i686"
#else
	"x86_64"
#endif
);
res = run_command(cmd);

Обнаружил в коде. Типа портируемый код =) Да еще и sprintf() ...

del, 02 Февраля 2010

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C++ / Говнокод #2529

+144.7

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#include <iostream>
#define lulz int
#define lulZ main()
#define luLz {
#define luLZ }
#define lUlz cout
#define lULz cin
#define lUlZ ;
#define LuLZ <<
#define LuLz >>
#define LULz =
#define LULZ +
#define lolz endl
lulz lulZ
luLz
  lulz Lulz lUlZ
  lUlz LuLZ" Смешная сумма " LuLZ lolz lUlZ
    lULz LuLz Lulz lUlZ
  lUlz LuLZ Lulz lUlZ
  lUlz LuLZ" + " lUlZ
lulz lULZ lUlZ
  lUlz LuLZ "LULZ?" LuLZ lolz lUlZ
  lULz LuLz lULZ lUlZ
  lUlz LuLZ Lulz LuLZ " + " LuLZ lULZ LuLZ " = " LuLZ Lulz + lULZ lUlZ
luLZ

"Смешная сумма" (c) автор

darkcheg, 02 Февраля 2010

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.