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1. Java / Говнокод #2916

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   Apache POI
   The apache project has a library which called POI that can read and write the HSSF (Horrible Spread Sheet Format)

   Не говнокод, но официальное название формата доставляет :)

   zlob.jc, 02 Апреля 2010

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2. C++ / Говнокод #2915

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   /**
    * Helper classes for computing window query on rectangles
    */
   
   class VerticalSegmentIntersect : public std::unary_function < PRGlyph, ptrdiff_t > {
     ptrdiff_t m_Lhs;
     ptrdiff_t m_Rhs;
   public:
     VerticalSegmentIntersect ( ptrdiff_t top, ptrdiff_t bottom ) throw() : m_Lhs(top+top), m_Rhs(bottom+bottom) {}
     ptrdiff_t operator() ( PRGlyph inpGlyph ) const throw() { 
       QRect const* area = inpGlyph->GetGlyphArea();
       ptrdiff_t x = area->bottom() + area->top(), y = area->bottom() - area->top();
       
       if (y < x - m_Rhs ) return 0;
       if (y < m_Lhs - x ) return 0;
       
       return 1;
     }
   };
   
   class HorisontalSegmentIntersect : public std::unary_function < PRGlyph, ptrdiff_t > {
     ptrdiff_t m_Lhs;
     ptrdiff_t m_Rhs;
   public:
     HorisontalSegmentIntersect ( ptrdiff_t left, ptrdiff_t right ) throw() : m_Lhs(left+left), m_Rhs(right+right) {}
     ptrdiff_t operator() ( PRGlyph inpGlyph ) const throw() { 
       QRect const* area = inpGlyph->GetGlyphArea();
       ptrdiff_t x = area->right() + area->left(), y = area->right() - area->left();
       
       if (y < x - m_Rhs ) return 0;
       if (y < m_Lhs - x ) return 0;
       return 1;
     }
   };
   
   /**
    * Helper classes for computing containment query on rectangles
    */ 
   
   class VerticalSegmentContains : public std::unary_function < PRGlyph, ptrdiff_t > {
     ptrdiff_t m_Lhs;
     ptrdiff_t m_Rhs;
   public:
     VerticalSegmentContains ( ptrdiff_t top, ptrdiff_t bottom ) throw() : m_Lhs(top+top), m_Rhs(bottom+bottom) {}
     ptrdiff_t operator() ( PRGlyph inpGlyph ) const throw() {
       QRect const* area = inpGlyph->GetGlyphArea();    
       ptrdiff_t x = area->bottom() + area->top(), y = area->bottom() - area->top();
       
       if ( y > x - m_Lhs ) return 0;
       if ( y > m_Rhs - x ) return 0;
       return 1;
     }
   };
   
   class HorisontalSegmentContains : public std::unary_function < PRGlyph, ptrdiff_t > {
     ptrdiff_t m_Lhs;
     ptrdiff_t m_Rhs;
   public:
     HorisontalSegmentContains ( ptrdiff_t left, ptrdiff_t right ) throw() : m_Lhs(left+left), m_Rhs(right+right) {}
     ptrdiff_t operator() ( PRGlyph inpGlyph ) const throw() {
       QRect const* area = inpGlyph->GetGlyphArea();    
       ptrdiff_t x = area->right() + area->left(), y = area->right() - area->left();
       
       if ( y > x - m_Lhs ) return 0;
       if ( y > m_Rhs - x ) return 0;
       return 1;
     }
   };
   
   // compute the window query on m_GlyphData rectangles
     QVector<PRGlyph> :: iterator windowq = m_Selection.isValid() ?
                                           std::partition ( m_GlyphData.begin(),
                                                            std::partition ( m_GlyphData.begin(), m_GlyphData.end(), VerticalSegmentIntersect ( m_Selection.top(), m_Selection.bottom() ) ),
                                                            HorisontalSegmentIntersect ( m_Selection.left(), m_Selection.right() )
                                                          ) : m_GlyphData.begin();
     // compute the containment query on window query rectangles (the containment query resuls is always subset of window query )
     QVector<PRGlyph> :: iterator containq = std::partition ( m_GlyphData.begin(),
                                                              std::partition ( m_GlyphData.begin(), windowq, VerticalSegmentContains ( m_Selection.top(), m_Selection.bottom() ) ),
                                                              HorisontalSegmentContains ( m_Selection.left(), m_Selection.right() )
                                                            );

   Способ быстренько находить прямоугольники, пересекающиеся с входным и содержимые им же. Применимо для прямоугольных параллелепипедов любой размерности.

   ngry, 01 Апреля 2010

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3. C++ / Говнокод #2914

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   #include <iostream>
   using namespace std;
   
   int main()
   {
       int n;
       cin>>n;
       if(n==1) cout<<"A";
       if(n==2) cout<<"B";
       if(n==3) cout<<"AB";
       if(n==4) cout<<"BAB";
       if(n==5) cout<<"ABBAB";
       if(n==6) cout<<"BABABBAB";
       if(n==7) cout<<"ABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==8) cout<<"BABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==9) cout<<"ABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==10) cout<<"BABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==11) cout<<"ABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==12) cout<<"BABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==13) cout<<"ABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==14) cout<<"BABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       if(n==15) cout<<"ABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBABBABABBABABBABBABABBAB";
       return 0;
   }

   строки Фибаначи. (=

   winprogrammer, 01 Апреля 2010

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4. JavaScript / Говнокод #2913

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   if (!jQuery) $('<scr' + 'ipt src="/jquery.js" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>');

   eval, 01 Апреля 2010

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5. SQL / Говнокод #2912

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   SELECT * FROM [dbo].[Publications]												
   where [UserId] not like 'NULL'

   UserId, естественно, int

   synapse, 01 Апреля 2010

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6. JavaScript / Говнокод #2911

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   var tbl = order.group != 0 ?
      (order.group != 1 ?
       limit :
       closed) :
      open;

   asilmacc, 01 Апреля 2010

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7. PHP / Говнокод #2910

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   <?php
   
   
   if($_GET['id'] == 10 ){
   
   $location = "/articles/lyustry/lustra-na-kuhne/";
   }elseif($_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 17){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/lyustry/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 22 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/bolshie_lyustry/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 34 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/lyustry/bolee_6_rozhkov/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 2 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/podvesnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 40 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/podvesnye/odinochnyj_podves/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 41 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/podvesnye/trojnoj_i_bolee/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 5 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/nastenno-potolochnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 35 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/potolochnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 52 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/vlagozawitnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 51 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/podsvetka_kartin/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 7 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/bra/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 37 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/bra/odnorozhkovye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 38 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/bra/dvuhrozhkovye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 39 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/bra/treh_i_bolee_rozhkovye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 1 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/tochechnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 42 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/tochechnye/odinochnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 43 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/tochechnye/dvojnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 44 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/tochechnye/tri_i_bolee/";
   }
   elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 8){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/nastolnye_lampy/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 46 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/nastolnye_lampy/ofisnye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 47 and $_GET['act'] == 'sub_
   type'){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/nastolnye_lampy/prikrovatnye_domashnie_ili_interernye/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 6 ){
   $location = "/market/interernye_svetilniki/torshery/";
   }elseif(
   $_GET['id'] == 13 and $_GET['id_type'] == 9 ){
   $location = "/market/ulichnye_svetilniki/";
   }...
   И так далее..

   Клиент поставил нашу CMS, на старой были ссылки типа /?id=10 и т.д. Сделал ему для примера скрипт редиректа с использованием switch case и вот что я увидел через две недели 0_0 Неприкрытый говнокод.

   VeroLom, 01 Апреля 2010

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8. C# / Говнокод #2909

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   string[] mas_param = a.Split('_');
               this.s_sw_neraspred = mas_param[15];
               s_neraspred.Text = this.s_sw_neraspred;
               int i = a.IndexOf("_", 0, a.Length);
               sw_id = a.Substring(0, i);
               int j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               mf_id = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //mf1=a.Substring(j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               ta_ed = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               this.s_op = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_rm = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_tm = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_sw = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               ta_sd = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               sw_sd = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               sw_ed = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //mf_topsw
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               mf_topsw = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //s_op_topsw
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_op_topsw = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //s_rm_topsw
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_rm_topsw = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //s_tm_topsw
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_tm_topsw = a.Substring(j, i - j);
               //s_sw_topsw
               j = i + 1;
               i = a.IndexOf("_", j, a.Length - j);
               s_sw_topsw = a.Substring(j, i - j);            
           
   
               //ta
   
               ta_id = a.Split('_')[mas_param.Length-1];

   a - строка вида
   {0}_{1}_{2}_{3}_{4}_{5}_{6}_{7}_{8}_{9}_ {10}_{11}_{12}_{13}_{14}_{15}_{16}

   alex_donetsk, 01 Апреля 2010

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9. C# / Говнокод #2908

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   public partial class AbstractPickerBrw : Form
   {
          //...
           public AbstractPickerBrw ()
           {
                 this.Shown += new System.EventHandler(this.AbstractPickerBrw_Shown);
           }
           //...
   
           private void AbstractPickerBrw_Shown(object sender, System.EventArgs e)
           {
               Width = Width % 2 == 0 ? Width + 1 : Width - 1;
           }
   }

   Это мой код, просто не мог добиться перерисовки диалога при смене данных в WinForms и решил не заморачиваться.

   xaoc, 01 Апреля 2010

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10. Java / Говнокод #2907

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    if (isRenderVerifyClaimTab()) {
    			addContrToInit("com.cs.creditecspert.webjsf.controllers.ddeControllers.VerifyClaimController");
    		}
    		if (isRenderVerifyAvtoTab()) {
    			addContrToInit("com.cs.creditecspert.webjsf.controllers.ddeControllers.VerifyAvtoController");
    		}
    		if (isRenderUntipicalClaimTab()) {
    			addContrToInit("com.cs.creditecspert.webjsf.controllers.ddeControllers.UntipicalClaimController");
    		}
    		if (isRenderTypeClaimTab()) {
    			addContrToInit("com.cs.creditecspert.webjsf.controllers.ddeControllers.TypeClaimController");
    
    		}

    Профтыкал что можно было делать так:
    
    if (isRenderCheckClaimTab()) {
    addContrToInit(CheckClaimController.clas s.getName());
    }
    
    :)

    Lockdog, 01 Апреля 2010

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