По колено в коде — Говнокод.ру

Куча / Говнокод #5120

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Уважаемые коллеги!
Вот и наступает Новый Год!
Пускай в новом году у каждого будет как можно меньше сбоев и багов!
Пусть будет профессиональный рост идти по экспоненте! 
А тем, кто уже профессионалы своего дела - не останавливаться на достигнутом!
Желаю меньше говнокода в программах, пусть даже с бодуна и на больную голову будет писаться код!

Всех с наступающим, хорошего настроения и веселого празднования!

1_and_0, 31 Декабря 2010

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Ruby / Говнокод #5119

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require "date"
#Конвертируем массив цифр в двухмерный масив для отображения
def get_numbers(numbers)
  output = []
  one = [["-","-","-","*","*"],["-","-","*","-","*"],["-","*","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"]]
  two = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  three = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  four = [["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"]]
  five = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  six = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  seven = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","*","-"],["-","-","*","-","-"],["-","*","-","-","-"],["*","-","-","-","-"],["*","-","-","-","-"]]
  eight = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  nine = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["-","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  zero = [["*","*","*","*","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","-","-","-","*"],["*","*","*","*","*"]]
  seperator = [["-","-","-","-","-"],["-","*","-","*","-"],["-","-","-","-","-"],["-","-","-","-","-"],["-","-","-","-","-"],["-","*","-","*","-"],["-","-","-","-","-"]]
  for i in numbers
    case i
      when "0"
        output += [zero]
      when "1"
        output += [one]
      when "2"
        output += [two]
      when "3"
        output += [three]
      when "4"
        output += [four]
      when "5"
        output += [five]
      when "6"
        output += [six]
      when "7"
        output += [seven]
      when "8"
        output += [eight]
      when "9"
        output += [nine]
      when ":"
        output += [seperator]
    end
  end  
  return output
end
#Получаем массив с текущим временем
def get_time
  t = Time.new
  if t.hour.between?(0,9)
    hour = "0" + t.hour.to_s
  else
    hour = t.hour.to_s
  end
  if t.min.between?(0,9)
    min = "0" + t.min.to_s
  else
    min = t.min.to_s
  end
  if t.sec.between?(0,9)
    sec = "0" + t.sec.to_s
  else
    sec = t.sec.to_s
  end
  time = [hour[0],hour[1],":",min[0],min[1],":",sec[0],sec[1]]
end

#Рисуем с заменой символов на в
def display_time(symbols = {:star => "0", :line => " "})
  color_taf = 0
  color_tab = 7
  loop do
	#Для очитки экрана в UNIX
	if RUBY_PLATFORM == "i386-mingw32" then
	  system("cls")
	else
	  system("tput reset")
	end
	#Цвет и фон
    #system("tput setaf #{color_taf}")
    #system("tput setab #{color_tab}")
    m = get_numbers(get_time)
    #Посимвольная прорисовка
    for j in 0..6
      for i in 0..m.size-1
        for z in m[i][j]
          case z
            when "*"
              print symbols[:star]
            when "-"
              print symbols[:line]
            #sleep(0.01) Для просмотра прорисовки
          end
        end
        print " "
      end
      print "\n"
    end
    sleep(1)
  end
end
#Рисуем
display_time :star => "0", :line => " "

Фух... урезал до 100 строк :)

naker, 30 Декабря 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #5118

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<?php
/**
* Sticky Notes pastebin
* @ver 0.1
* @license BSD License - www.opensource.org/licenses/bsd-license.php
*
* Copyright (c) 2011 Sayak Banerjee <[email protected]>
* All rights reserved. Do not remove this copyright notice.
*/

class core
{
    // Global vars
    var $build;

    // Constructor
    function __construct()
    {
        $this->build = '0.1.17122010.2';
    }

    // Function to return root path
    function path()
    {
        $path = $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'];
        $snip = strrpos($path, '/');
        $path = substr($path, 0, $snip + 1);

        return $path;
    }

    // Function to return remote IP
    function remote_ip()
    {
        return $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
    }

    // Function to set a cookie
    function setcookie($name, $value, $expire = 0)
    {
        setcookie('stickynotes_' . $name, $value, $expire);
    }

    // Slash fix
    function fixslashes(&$data, $list = false)
    {
	global $db;

	$data = addslashes($data);
	$db->unescape($data);
    }

    // Function to fetch query strings / post data
    function variable($name, $default, $is_cookie = false)
    {
        if (gettype($default) == "integer")
        {
            settype($default, "double");
        }

        if ($is_cookie && isset($_COOKIE['stickynotes_' . $name]))
        {
            $cookie_data = $_COOKIE['stickynotes_' . $name];
            settype($cookie_data, gettype($default));

            return $cookie_data;
        }
        else if (isset($_POST[$name]))
        {
            $post_data = $_POST[$name];
            settype($post_data, gettype($default));

            return $post_data;
        }
        else if (isset($_GET[$name]))
        {
            $get_data = $_GET[$name];
            settype($get_data, gettype($default));

            return $get_data;
        }
        else
        {
            return $default;
        }

    }

qbasic, 30 Декабря 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #5117

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<?php
class Pwd {
    private static $pc='bcdfghjklmnprstvwxyz'; 
    private static $pv='aeiou';
    private static $pd='0123456789';
    private static $ps='!@#$%^&*_-+=';
    
    private static function randsub($s) {
    	$c=$s[rand(0, strlen($s)-1)];
    	return rand(0, 1)?strtoupper($c):strtolower($c);
    }
    
	public static function password($min=4,$max=10) {
		$p='';
		for($i=0;$i<$max;$i++) {
			switch (rand(0, 7)) {
				case 0:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pc);
				break;
				case 1:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pv);
				break;
				case 2:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pd);
				break;
				case 3:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pc).self::randsub(self::$pv);
				break;
				case 4:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pv).self::randsub(self::$pc);
				break;
				case 5:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pc).self::randsub(self::$pv).self::randsub(self::$pc);
				break;
				case 6:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$pv).self::randsub(self::$pc).self::randsub(self::$pv);
				break;
				case 7:
				$p.=self::randsub(self::$ps);
				break;
			}
		}
		return substr($p, 0,rand($min, $max));
	}
	
}

хитровыебанный лисапедрильный пассвордоген.

и PHP тут не причем, лень - это зло = )

Lure Of Chaos, 30 Декабря 2010

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Куча / Говнокод #5116

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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<style type="text/css">
<!--
.стиль2 {
font-family: "Times New Roman", Times, serif;
font-style: italic;
}
.стиль3 {
font-size: 16px;
font-weight: bold;
font-style: italic;
}
.стиль4 {font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; }
-->
</style>
<head>
<meta name="description" content="<?php echo $myrow['meta_d']; ?>" />
<meta name="keywords" content="<?php echo $myrow['meta_k']; ?>" />
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1251" />
<title><?php echo "Заметки по запросу - $search"; ?></title>
<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
</head>
<body>
<table width="700" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="main_border">
<!--Блок с шапкой сайта-->
<? include ("blocks/header.php"); ?>
<tr>
<!--Блок меню сайта-->
<? include ("blocks/menu.php"); ?>
<td width="554" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">

qbasic, 30 Декабря 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #5115

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<?php
$result = mysql_query ("SELECT id,title,description, view, author,date,text FROM recipes WHERE MATCH(text) AGAINST('$search')",$db);

if (!$result)
{
echo "<p>Запрос на выборку данных из базы не прошел. Напишите об этом вдминистратору [email protected] .
<br>
<br>
<strong>Код ошибки : </strong></p>";

exit(mysql_error());
}
if (mysql_num_rows($result) > 0)
{
$myrow = mysql_fetch_array ($result);

do
{
printf (" <table align='center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='recipes'>

<tr>
<td class='recipes_title'><p class='recipes_name'><a href='recipes_template.php?=id=%s'>%s</a></p>
<p class='recipes_adds'>Дата добавления: %s</p>
<p class='recipes_adds'>Автор: %s</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>%s</td>
</tr>

</table><br><br>", $myrow["id"], $myrow["title"], $myrow["date"], $myrow["author"], $myrow["description"]);
}
while ($myrow = mysql_fetch_array ($result));
}
else
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echo "<p> Информация по запросу не может быть извлечена в таблице нет записей. </p>";
exit();
}
?>

</td>
</tr>
<!--Ниний блок сайта-->
<? include("blocks/down.php"); ?>
</table>
</body>
</html>

qbasic, 30 Декабря 2010

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C++ / Говнокод #5114

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CommonMiscUtilsHelperManager2.h

ryadovoy, 30 Декабря 2010

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Perl / Говнокод #5113

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sub translateToSearch {
        my($search)=@_;
        $search =~ s/\ /\*/g;

        my $s_up=to_upper($search);
        my $s_low=to_lower($search);


        my $s="";
        my $last_s="";
        for($i=0;$i<length($search);$i++) {
                my $ch=substr($search,$i,1);
                if(!($ch eq "*")) {
                        $s.="[".substr($s_up,$i,1).substr($s_low,$i,1)."]";
                } elsif( !($last_s eq "*")) {
                        $s.=".*";
                }
                $last_s=$ch;
        }

        return $s;
}

Функция ловеркейзит строку.

tanenn, 30 Декабря 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #5112

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<?php 
if (isset($_GET['offset'])) { 
    $minutes = $_GET['offset']; 
    echo "GMT offset (in minutes, from the browser): ". $minutes ."<br />\n"; 
    echo "GMT: ". gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s") ."<br />\n"; 
     
    $local = gmmktime(gmdate("H"),gmdate("i")-$minutes); // adjust GMT by client's offset 
     
    echo "Calculated client's date/time: ". gmdate("Y-m-d h:i:s a",$local) ."<br />\n"; 
} else { 
    echo "<script language='javascript'>\n"; 
    echo "var d = new Date();\n"; 
    echo "location.href=\"${_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME']}?offset=\" + d.getTimezoneOffset();\n"; 
    echo "</script>\n"; 
    exit(); 
} 
?>

где здесь пхп, кажется, понятно )

Lure Of Chaos, 30 Декабря 2010

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JavaScript / Говнокод #5111

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function getTimezoneName() {
tmSummer = new Date(Date.UTC(2005, 6, 30, 0, 0, 0, 0));
so = -1 * tmSummer.getTimezoneOffset();
tmWinter = new Date(Date.UTC(2005, 12, 30, 0, 0, 0, 0));
wo = -1 * tmWinter.getTimezoneOffset();

if (-660 == so && -660 == wo) return 'Pacific/Midway';
if (-600 == so && -600 == wo) return 'Pacific/Tahiti';
if (-570 == so && -570 == wo) return 'Pacific/Marquesas';
if (-540 == so && -600 == wo) return 'America/Adak';
if (-540 == so && -540 == wo) return 'Pacific/Gambier';
if (-480 == so && -540 == wo) return 'US/Alaska';
if (-480 == so && -480 == wo) return 'Pacific/Pitcairn';
if (-420 == so && -480 == wo) return 'US/Pacific';
if (-420 == so && -420 == wo) return 'US/Arizona';
if (-360 == so && -420 == wo) return 'US/Mountain';
if (-360 == so && -360 == wo) return 'America/Guatemala';
if (-360 == so && -300 == wo) return 'Pacific/Easter';
if (-300 == so && -360 == wo) return 'US/Central';
if (-300 == so && -300 == wo) return 'America/Bogota';
if (-240 == so && -300 == wo) return 'US/Eastern';
if (-240 == so && -240 == wo) return 'America/Caracas';
if (-240 == so && -180 == wo) return 'America/Santiago';
if (-180 == so && -240 == wo) return 'Canada/Atlantic';
if (-180 == so && -180 == wo) return 'America/Montevideo';
if (-180 == so && -120 == wo) return 'America/Sao_Paulo';
if (-150 == so && -210 == wo) return 'America/St_Johns';
if (-120 == so && -180 == wo) return 'America/Godthab';
if (-120 == so && -120 == wo) return 'America/Noronha';
if (-60 == so && -60 == wo) return 'Atlantic/Cape_Verde';
if (0 == so && -60 == wo) return 'Atlantic/Azores';
if (0 == so && 0 == wo) return 'Africa/Casablanca';
if (60 == so && 0 == wo) return 'Europe/London';
if (60 == so && 60 == wo) return 'Africa/Algiers';
if (60 == so && 120 == wo) return 'Africa/Windhoek';
if (120 == so && 60 == wo) return 'Europe/Amsterdam';
if (120 == so && 120 == wo) return 'Africa/Harare';
if (180 == so && 120 == wo) return 'Europe/Athens';
if (180 == so && 180 == wo) return 'Africa/Nairobi';
if (240 == so && 180 == wo) return 'Europe/Moscow';
if (240 == so && 240 == wo) return 'Asia/Dubai';
if (270 == so && 210 == wo) return 'Asia/Tehran';
if (270 == so && 270 == wo) return 'Asia/Kabul';
if (300 == so && 240 == wo) return 'Asia/Baku';
if (300 == so && 300 == wo) return 'Asia/Karachi';
if (330 == so && 330 == wo) return 'Asia/Calcutta';
if (345 == so && 345 == wo) return 'Asia/Katmandu';
if (360 == so && 300 == wo) return 'Asia/Yekaterinburg';
if (360 == so && 360 == wo) return 'Asia/Colombo';
if (390 == so && 390 == wo) return 'Asia/Rangoon';
if (420 == so && 360 == wo) return 'Asia/Almaty';
if (420 == so && 420 == wo) return 'Asia/Bangkok';
if (480 == so && 420 == wo) return 'Asia/Krasnoyarsk';
if (480 == so && 480 == wo) return 'Australia/Perth';
if (540 == so && 480 == wo) return 'Asia/Irkutsk';
if (540 == so && 540 == wo) return 'Asia/Tokyo';
if (570 == so && 570 == wo) return 'Australia/Darwin';
if (570 == so && 630 == wo) return 'Australia/Adelaide';
if (600 == so && 540 == wo) return 'Asia/Yakutsk';
if (600 == so && 600 == wo) return 'Australia/Brisbane';
if (600 == so && 660 == wo) return 'Australia/Sydney';
if (630 == so && 660 == wo) return 'Australia/Lord_Howe';
if (660 == so && 600 == wo) return 'Asia/Vladivostok';
if (660 == so && 660 == wo) return 'Pacific/Guadalcanal';
if (690 == so && 690 == wo) return 'Pacific/Norfolk';
if (720 == so && 660 == wo) return 'Asia/Magadan';
if (720 == so && 720 == wo) return 'Pacific/Fiji';
if (720 == so && 780 == wo) return 'Pacific/Auckland';
if (765 == so && 825 == wo) return 'Pacific/Chatham';
if (780 == so && 780 == wo) return 'Pacific/Enderbury'
if (840 == so && 840 == wo) return 'Pacific/Kiritimati';
return 'US/Pacific';
}

var tz = getTimezoneName();

уныло, но чем-то умиляет. Наверное, проделанным рассчетом

Lure Of Chaos, 30 Декабря 2010

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.

Куча / Говнокод #5120

Ruby / Говнокод #5119

PHP / Говнокод #5118

PHP / Говнокод #5117

Куча / Говнокод #5116

PHP / Говнокод #5115

C++ / Говнокод #5114

Perl / Говнокод #5113

PHP / Говнокод #5112

JavaScript / Говнокод #5111