1. C++ / Говнокод #5626

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    auto r=disable(reinterpret_cast<void*>(static_cast<Efrag*>(const_cast<Efrig*>(ef))));

    Три мудреца в одном тазу
    Пустились по морю в грозу.
    Будь попрочнее старый таз,
    Длиннее был бы мой рассказ.
    ..............Самуил Маршак

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  2. C++ / Говнокод #5625

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    #include <stdio.h>
int main(int t,int _,char*a)
{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a
)&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,
t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\
,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/\
+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){n\
l]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\
n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\
#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/')+t,_,a\
+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \
i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}

    Консольный вывод этой программы:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    ...
    [Все не вместилось]
    ...

    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
    twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
    nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
    six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
    four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #5624

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    /* Теперь задаём сами функции перекодировки translita в кириллицу и обратно. Вот код: */

function ruslat ($string) # Задаём функцию перекодировки кириллицы в транслит.
{
$string = ereg_replace("ж","zh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ё","yo",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("й","i",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ю","yu",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ь","'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ч","ch",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("щ","sh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ц","c",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("у","u",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("к","k",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("е","e",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("н","n",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("г","g",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ш","sh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("з","z",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("х","h",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ъ","''",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ф","f",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("ы","y",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("в","v",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("а","a",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("п","p",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("р","r",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("о","o",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("л","l",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("д","d",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("э","yе",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("я","jа",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("с","s",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("м","m",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("и","i",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("т","t",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("б","b",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ё","yo",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Й","I",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ю","YU",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ч","CH",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ь","'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Щ","SH'",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ц","C",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("У","U",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("К","K",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Е","E",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Н","N",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Г","G",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ш","SH",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("З","Z",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Х","H",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ъ","''",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ф","F",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ы","Y",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("В","V",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("А","A",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("П","P",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Р","R",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("О","O",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Л","L",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Д","D",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Ж","Zh",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Э","Ye",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Я","Ja",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("С","S",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("М","M",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("И","I",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Т","T",$string);
$string = ereg_replace("Б","B",$string);
return $string;
}

    Нашел сие чудо на: http://protoplex.ru/lib/?showid=89

    code_master, 10 Февраля 2011

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  4. C++ / Говнокод #5623

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    template<class Exception>
bool GenerateException(const Exception* const e)
{
	throw e;
	delete e;
	return true;
}

    Продолжение цикла говнокодов про исключения из того же самого проекта.
    Проблем от неё почти нет, тк в основном исключения генерятся так:

    ExceptionТакойто e;
    
GenerateException(&e);

    Говногость, 10 Февраля 2011

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #5622

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    $pif=explode('?',$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']);
$tym=explode('=',$pif[1]);

    Вот такой вот способ получить значение переменной из GET запроса вида:
    http://127.0.0.1/component/index.php?name=r37.edoc

    isergey, 10 Февраля 2011

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #5621

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    $p = array(1,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0); // вероятность 1/10
$a = array();
for($i=0; $i<100; $i++) 
	$a[] = $p[mt_rand(0, count($p)-1)];

    Это — заполнение массива случайными значениями с заданной вероятностью 1 к 10. =)

    Kevin, 10 Февраля 2011

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #5620

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    RewriteRule ^tn_([0-9]*)x([0-9]*)_([a-z]+)_([0-9]*)_([0-9]+)_(.*)_([c]*)_([f]*)_([0-9]*).[a-z]*$ перенос
/index.php?exception=imageModification&width=$1&height=$2&module=$3&id=$4&time=$5&name=$6&crop=$7&force=$8&query=$9&file_name=%{REQUEST_URI} [L]

    В .htaccess:
    Победа над ресайзом картинок. Чуваки еще не успели ощутить на себе всю мощь ананимуса

    ifeya, 10 Февраля 2011

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  8. SQL / Говнокод #5619

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    SELECT DISTINCT BE.ID as ID,BE.NAME as NAME,BE.IBLOCK_ID as IBLOCK_ID,BE.IBLOCK_SECTION_ID as IBLOCK_SECTION_ID, FPEN0.VALUE as PROPERTY_TYPE_LAMP_VALUE, FPEN0.ID as PROPERTY_TY
PE_LAMP_ENUM_ID, FPV0.ID as PROPERTY_TYPE_LAMP_VALUE_ID, FPEN1.VALUE as PROPERTY_STYLE_VALUE, FPEN1.ID as PROPERTY_STYLE_ENUM_ID, FPV1.ID as PROPERTY_STYLE_VALUE_ID,BE.PREVIEW_PICTURE as PREVIEW_PICTURE, FPEN2.VALUE as PROPERTY_SERIES_VALUE, FPEN2.ID as PROPERTY_SERIES_ENUM_ID, FPV2.ID as PROPERTY_SERIES_VALUE_ID, FPEN3.VALUE as PROPERTY_COLOR_ARMAT_VALUE, FPEN3.ID as PROPERTY_COLOR_ARMAT_ENUM_ID, FPV3.ID as PROPERTY_COLOR_ARMAT_VALUE_ID, FPEN4.VALUE as PROPERTY_COLOR_PLAFON_VALUE, FPEN4.ID as PROPERTY_COLOR_PLAFON_ENUM_ID, FPV4.ID as PROPERTY_COLOR_PLAFON_VALUE_ID, FPEN5.VALUE as PROPERTY_NEW_VALUE, FPEN5.ID as PROPERTY_NEW_ENUM_ID, FPV5.ID as PROPERTY_NEW_VALUE_ID, FPEN6.VALUE as PROPERTY_SALE_VALUE, FPEN6.ID as PROPERTY_SALE_ENUM_ID, FPV6.ID as PROPERTY_SALE_VALUE_ID , CAT_P1.ID as CATALOG_PRICE_ID_1,  CAT_P1.CATALOG_GROUP_ID as CATALOG_GROUP_ID_1,  CAT_P1.PRICE as CATALOG_PRICE_1,  CAT_P1.CURRENCY as CATALOG_CURRENCY_1,  CAT_P1.QUANTITY_FROM as CATALOG_QUANTITY_FROM_1,  CAT_P1.QUANTITY_TO as CATALOG_QUANTITY_TO_1,  '<C1><E0><E7><EE><E2><E0>
<FF> <F6><E5><ED><E0>' as CATALOG_GROUP_NAME_1,  'Y' as CATALOG_CAN_ACCESS_1,  'Y' as CATALOG_CAN_BUY_1,  CAT_P1.EXTRA_ID as CATALOG_EXTRA_ID_1, CAT_PR.QUANTITY as CATALOG_QUANTITY,  CAT_PR.QUANTITY_TRACE as CATALOG_QUANTITY_TRACE,  CAT_PR.WEIGHT as CATALOG_WEIGHT,  CAT_VAT.RATE as CATALOG_VAT,  CAT_PR.VAT_INCLUDED as CATALOG_VAT_INCLUDED,  CAT_PR.PRICE_TYPE as CATALOG_PRICE_TYPE,  CAT_PR.RECUR_SCHEME_TYPE as CATALOG_RECUR_SCHEME_TYPE,  CAT_PR.RECUR_SCHEME_LENGTH as CATALOG_RECUR_SCHEME_LENGTH,  CAT_PR.TRIAL_PRICE_ID as CATALOG_TRIAL_PRICE_ID,  CAT_PR.WITHOUT_ORDER as CATALOG_WITHOUT_ORDER,  CAT_PR.SELECT_BEST_PRICE as CATALOG_SELECT_BEST_PRICE
FROM b_iblock B
INNER JOIN b_lang L ON B.LID=L.LID
INNER JOIN b_iblock_element BE ON BE.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID
LEFT JOIN b_iblock_property FP0 ON FP0.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP0.CODE='TYPE_LAMP'
INNER JOIN b_iblock_property FP1 ON FP1.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP1.CODE='STYLE'
INNER JOIN b_iblock_property FP2 ON FP2.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP2.CODE='SERIES'
LEFT JOIN b_iblock_property FP3 ON FP3.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP3.CODE='COLOR_ARMAT'
LEFT JOIN b_iblock_property FP4 ON FP4.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP4.CODE='COLOR_PLAFON'
LEFT JOIN b_iblock_property FP5 ON FP5.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP5.CODE='NEW'
LEFT JOIN b_iblock_property FP6 ON FP6.IBLOCK_ID = B.ID AND  FP6.CODE='SALE'
/*... тут еще 14 джоинов ...*/
INNER JOIN (
	SELECT DISTINCT BSE.IBLOCK_ELEMENT_ID
	FROM b_iblock_section_element BSE

	INNER JOIN b_iblock_section BS ON BSE.IBLOCK_SECTION_ID = BS.ID

	WHERE (((BS.ID = 25)))
	) BES ON BES.IBLOCK_ELEMENT_ID = BE.ID
LEFT JOIN b_catalog_price CAT_P1 ON (CAT_P1.PRODUCT_ID = BE.ID AND CAT_P1.CATALOG_GROUP_ID = 1)
LEFT JOIN b_catalog_product CAT_PR ON (CAT_PR.ID = BE.ID)
LEFT JOIN b_catalog_iblock CAT_IB ON ((CAT_PR.VAT_ID IS NULL OR CAT_PR.VAT_ID = 0) AND CAT_IB.IBLOCK_ID = BE.IBLOCK_ID)
LEFT JOIN b_catalog_vat CAT_VAT ON (CAT_VAT.ID = IF((CAT_PR.VAT_ID IS NULL OR CAT_PR.VAT_ID = 0), CAT_IB.VAT_ID, CAT_PR.VAT_ID))
WHERE 1=1
AND ( 13:19 
((((BE.IBLOCK_ID = '3'))))
	AND ((((BE.ACTIVE='Y'))))
	AND (
		(
		((((CAT_P1.PRICE >= '386'))))
		)
		AND (
		((((CAT_P1.PRICE <= '4166'))))
		)
	)
	AND ((((CAT_PR.QUANTITY > '0'))))
	AND ((((FPEN1.VALUE LIKE '<CA><EB><E0><F1><F1><E8><F7><E5><F1><EA><E8><E9>'))))
	AND ((((FPEN2.VALUE LIKE 'Davoli'))))
)
AND (((BE.WF_STATUS_ID=1 AND BE.WF_PARENT_ELEMENT_ID IS NULL)));

    Bitrix, что еще тут скажешь))

    greevex, 10 Февраля 2011

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #5618

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    <?php if ( $row->type ){ ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==1 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_SALE;?><?php } ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==2 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_RENTAL;?><?php } ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==3 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_LEASE;?><?php } ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==4 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_AUCTION;?><?php } ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==5 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_SWAP;?><?php } ?>
<?php if ( $row->type==6 ){ ?><?php echo _EZREALTY_TYPE_TENDER;?><?php } ?>
<?php } ?>

    Компонент joomla ezrealty)

    antongorodezkiy, 10 Февраля 2011

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  10. Куча / Говнокод #5617

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    <div style="height: 1px; line-height: 0.1; overflow: hidden; font-size: 12px; color: #fff;">999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 </div><!--Распорка для float:left-->

    yvu, 10 Февраля 2011

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