1. C# / Говнокод #5794

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    Response.Write("<" + '/'.ToString() + "script>");

    Даже не знаю, кому и зачем это понадобилось...

    Ordos, 24 Февраля 2011

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  2. ActionScript / Говнокод #5793

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    var p2pStream:P2PStream = this
var client:Object = new Object();
client.onPeerConnect =  function(subscriber:NetStream):Boolean{
	return p2pStream.onPeerConnect()}

nsPublish = new NetStream(netConnection, NetStream.DIRECT_CONNECTIONS);
nsPublish.client = client;

    Это AS3 (хотя это было бы говном в AS2 тоже, но там хоть причину можно было понять).

    wvxvw, 24 Февраля 2011

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  3. Perl / Говнокод #5792

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    ($sec,$min,$hour,$mday,$mon,$year) = localtime(time);
if ($sec < 10) {$sec = "0$sec";}
if ($min < 10) {$min = "0$min";}
if ($hour < 10) {$hour = "0$hour";}
if ($mday < 10) {$mday = "0$mday";}
if ($mon < 10) {$mon = "0$mon";}
$mon++;
$year = 1900 + $year;
print "[$mday-$mon-$year $hour:$min:$sec]\n";

    Добиваем нулями

    rohard, 24 Февраля 2011

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  4. C# / Говнокод #5791

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    public static bool KeyToString(Keys key, bool shitKeyPressed,
                                                                    out char character)
        {
            bool result = false;
            character = ' ';
            CharPair charPair;

            if ((Keys.A <= key && key <= Keys.Z) || key == Keys.Space)
            {
                // Use as is if it is A～Z, or Space key.
                character = (shitKeyPressed) ? (char)key : Char.ToLower((char)key);
                result = true;
            }
            else if (keyMap.TryGetValue(key, out charPair))
            {
                // Otherwise, convert by key map.
                if (!shitKeyPressed)
                {
                    character = charPair.NormalChar;
                    result = true;
                }
                else if (charPair.ShiftChar.HasValue)
                {
                    character = charPair.ShiftChar.Value;
                    result = true;
                }
            }

            return result;
        }

    Разбираю код, скачанный с майкросовтовского App Hub. В коде и комментариях полно маленьких грамматический ошибок, но это...
    Код выложен на полном серьёзе и качается тут http://create.msdn.com/en-US/education/catalog/utility/performance_utility

    P.S. для тупых спойлер: вместо shift написано shit.

    Skelet0n, 23 Февраля 2011

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  5. Java / Говнокод #5790

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    public static void getShops(Favorite favoriteBrands,
			Favorite favoriteShops, StationItem station,
			WorkingTimeFilter workTimeFilter, boolean[] filter, String keyword,
			GeoLocationPointItem userLocation,
			GeoLocationPointItem searchLocation, String catalogId,
			String netId, String page, String pageSize, String api,
			AsyncTask callback, ConnectionWatcher watcher) {
//...
//упаковка кучи параметров


		boolean emptyFavBrands = false;
		if (favoriteBrands != null) {
			int i = 0;
			for (FavoriteItem item : favoriteBrands) {
				String id = item.getId();
				Log.i(tag, "addFaforiteBrand " + id);
				params.add(new BasicNameValuePair(PARAMS_FAVORITE_BRAND_ID
						+ "[" + i + "]", id));
				i++;
			}
			if (i == 0)
				emptyFavBrands = true;
		}

		boolean emptyFavShops = false;
		if (favoriteShops != null) {
			int i = 0;
			for (FavoriteItem item : favoriteShops) {
				String id = item.getId();
				Log.i(tag, "addFaforiteShop " + id);
				params.add(new BasicNameValuePair(PARAMS_FAVORITE_SHOP_ID + "[" + i
						+ "]", id));
				i++;
			}
			if (i == 0)
				emptyFavShops = true;
		}

		boolean error = false;

		if (emptyFavBrands && emptyFavShops) {
			if (favoriteBrands != null || favoriteShops != null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (emptyFavShops) {
			if (favoriteBrands == null && favoriteShops != null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (emptyFavBrands) {
			if (favoriteBrands != null && favoriteShops == null)
				error = true;
		}

		if (error) {
			callback.onError(JsonEntity.FAVORITE_ERROR, new IOException());
			return;
		}
}

    Обращение к веб-сервису. Вызов этого метода при переносе IDE "растекается" на 5-6 строк.
    Самое интересное - проверка корректности параметров находится в самом конце метода (длиной 150 строк)

    rphx, 23 Февраля 2011

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #5789

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    function assign($params)
{              
        return $params[0];
}

    Функция с одной коммерческой cms. Можно же обойтись и без функции. Да и желательно сделать проверку на существование переменной.

    codosub, 23 Февраля 2011

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #5788

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    if($nav_url=="blog.php")
{
$ahaha='2';
eval('$code["$elementtype"] .= "' . fetch_template('navbar_link') . '";');
$ahaha='';
}
else
{
eval('$code["$elementtype"] .= "' . fetch_template('navbar_link') . '";');
}

    Ахаха!

    symbix, 23 Февраля 2011

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #5787

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    <?php
$t1 = microtime();
define('CMS_LOAD', TRUE);

require_once('./inc/config.inc.php');
require_once('./inc/main_fnc.inc.php');


cms_MysqlConnect();
unset($cms); // попутно используемые данные скрипта
unset($vars); // $_POST, $_COOKIE, $_GET данные
cms_RegVars();

$cms['page'] = !empty($vars['page']) ? $vars['page'] : 'main';
$cms['md_page'] = !empty($vars['md_page']) ? $vars['md_page'] : '';

$cms['ESTRING'] = !get_magic_quotes_gpc() ? TRUE : FALSE;
$cms['strpos'] = strpos($cms['page'], '_');

$cms['q_page'] = mysql_query("SELECT name, ptext FROM ".CMS_PREFIX."_pages WHERE page='".cms_MysqlEStr($cms['page'])."' LIMIT 1");
$cms['is_page'] = mysql_num_rows($cms['q_page']);


// если в _pages нет такой страницы, перемещаем на главную
if($cms['is_page'] > 0)
{
	list($cms['page_name'], $cms['page_text']) = mysql_fetch_row($cms['q_page']);
}
else
{
	header("Location: /");
}
mysql_free_result($cms['q_page']);

if($cms['strpos'] > 0 && !empty($cms['md_page']))
{
	$cms['q_md_product1'] = mysql_query("SELECT name, descript2, cost FROM ".CMS_PREFIX."_productions WHERE id=".intval($cms['md_page'])." LIMIT 1");
	
	if(mysql_num_rows($cms['q_md_product1']) > 0)
	{
		list($cms['page_name'], $cms['md_prod_descr2'], $cms['md_prod_cost']) = mysql_fetch_row($cms['q_md_product1']);
	}
	else
	{
		header("Location: /");
	}
	
	mysql_free_result($cms['q_md_product1']);
}


//edited by DEMIS [[email protected]]

$cms['page_text_header'] = $cms['page_name'];

    Index.php в самописной CMS улыбает. И это только начало +)

    be3, 23 Февраля 2011

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  9. JavaScript / Говнокод #5786

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    function get_sel_values(index){
                var test = eval('typeof opt_val'+index);
                if ( test != 'undefined' ){
                  eval('var sel_values = opt_val'+index);
                  return sel_values;
                }
    else { return false; }
}
//**************************************************************
function get_sel_text(index){
                var test = eval('typeof opt_text'+index); 
                if ( test != 'undefined' ){
                  eval('var sel_text = opt_text'+index);
                  return sel_text;
                }
    else { return false; }              
}
//**************************************************************
function show_select(index, lev, dv){
    if ( dv == 'jdc1'){ var tr = "jdc2";}
    if ( dv == 'jdc2'){ var tr = "jdc3";}
    if ( dv == 'jdc3'){ var tr = "jdc4";}
    var curr_sel_text = get_sel_text(index);
    var curr_sel_value = get_sel_values(index);
                if ( curr_sel_value != false && curr_sel_text != false ){
      if ( dv == 'jdc1'){
        document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "hidden";
        document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "hidden";
        document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc2'].length = 0;
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc3'].length = 0;
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                  }
      if ( dv == 'jdc2'){
        document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "hidden";
        document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc3'].length = 0;
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                  }
      if ( dv == 'jdc3'){
        document.getElementById('jdc1').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc2').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc3').style.visibility = "visible";
        document.getElementById('jdc4').style.visibility = "hidden";
                          document.forms["form1"].elements['cc4'].length = 0;
                  }
      var count_values = curr_sel_value.length;
      var category_list = document.forms["form1"].elements[lev];
      var count_category_list = category_list.options.length;
      category_list.length = 0; 
      for (i = 0; i < count_values; i++){
        if (document.createElement){
            var newCategoryListOption = document.createElement("OPTION");
            newCategoryListOption.text = curr_sel_text[i];
            newCategoryListOption.value = curr_sel_value[i];
            (category_list.options.add) ? category_list.options.add(newCategoryListOption) : category_list.add(newCategoryListOption);
        }else{
            category_list.options[i] = new Option(curr_sel_text[i], curr_sel_value[i], false, false);
        }
      }
      document.getElementById(tr).style.visibility = "visible";
          }
                else{
      document.getElementById(tr).style.visibility = "hidden";
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//-->

    qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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  10. JavaScript / Говнокод #5785

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    <script type="text/javascript"> 
opt_text13=new Array("Internet","Hardware","Mobiles","Soft","Sequrity","Networks","Interface");
opt_val13=new Array("14","28","44","54","61","67","72");
opt_val113=new Array("114","115","116","117","118","119","120","121");
opt_text122=new Array("Essays","Scintific Publications","Online Lessons & Tests","Scintific Libraries","Other");
opt_val122=new Array("123","124","125","126","127");
opt_text128=new Array("Your Appartment","Cookery","All for Holidays","Family","Pats","Health","Fashion and Beauty","Purchases");
opt_val128=new Array("129","138","146","155","162","170","179","189");
opt_text129=new Array("Country Cottage","Repair","Construction","Interior Design","Landscape Design","Building Materials","Sanitary","Other");
opt_val129=new Array("130","131","132","133","134","135","136","137");
opt_text138=new Array("Recepies","Diet","Products","Tabacco","Bavarage","Delivery","Other");
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opt_text146=new Array("E-Cards","Tostes and scenaries","Gifts","Flowers Delivery","Holiday Organization","Fireworks","Holidays","Other");
opt_val146=new Array("147","148","149","150","151","152","153","154");
opt_text155=new Array("For Parents","For Children","Relation's Psyhology","Marrage","Marrage Agancies","Other");
//...............
opt_val252=new Array("253","254","255","256","257","258");opt_text259=new Array("Astrology","Fortune-telling","Esotericism","UFO","Other");
opt_val259=new Array("260","261","262","263","264");
opt_text268=new Array("Places","Tourism","Vocation","Hobbies");
opt_val268=new Array("269","280","292","297");
opt_text269=new Array("Restaurants & Bars","Clubs & Diskos","Bowling & Billiard","Casinos","Places for children","Circuses","Parks & Zoos","Theaters","Cinemas","Other");
opt_val269=new Array("270","271","272","273","274","275","276","277","278","279");
opt_text428=new Array("Newspapers","Magazines","Publishing Houses","Business publications","Computer publications","Motor-Car publications","Sport publications","Entertaining publications","Music/Cinema/TV","Publications for women","Publications for men","Publications for kids","Other publications");opt_val428=new Array("429","430","431","432","433","434","435","436","437","438","439","440","441");opt_text446=new Array("Metallurgy","Mechanical engineering","Equipment","Electronics","Energetics","Chemical industry","Agriculture","Food Industry","Factories","Light Industry","Heavy Industry","Other industries");opt_val446=new Array("447","451","458","469","473","479","483","484","485","486","487","488");opt_text447=new Array("Iron industry","Non-ferrous metallurgy","Other");opt_val447=new Array("448","449","450");opt_text451=new Array("Motor-car Factories","Engeenering Factories","Agricultural Factories","Sheepbuilding","Aircraft building","Other");
//........
opt_text529=new Array("Office equipment","Office furneture","Lock boxes","Stationery","Other");opt_val529=new Array("530","531","532","533","534");opt_text536=new Array("Encyclopedias","Transport","Maps","Addresses & Phones","Search people","Dictionaries","Weather","Other");opt_val536=new Array("537","543","552","553","554","555","556","557");opt_text537=new Array("Universal","Medical","Biographical","Subject encyclopedia","Other");opt_val537=new Array("538","539","540","541","542");opt_text543=new Array("Timetables","Air transport","Railway","Sailing","Urban transport","Taxi & Car rent","Bus transport","Other");opt_val543=new Array("544","545","546","547","548","549","550","551");opt_text558=new Array("Other");
opt_val558=new Array("559");//**************************************************************

    qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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