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PHP / Говнокод #114

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$result = $this->CachedRequest(600, $sirenaXml->Write(true) . ' ', $rxml);  // Никто никогда не поверит, зачем нужен пробел. ЧТОБЫ ВСЕ РАБОТАЛО! Магия.

запрос в систему бронирования авиабилетов

guest, 11 Декабря 2008

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C++ / Говнокод #97

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bool MyProc::CompareModule(int *operand1, int *operand2, int n) {
    for (int i = 1; i < n; i++) {
        if (operand1[i] != operand2[i]) {
            if (operand1[i] < operand2[i])
                return false;
            else
                return true;
        };
    };
    return true;
};

guest, 10 Декабря 2008

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Pascal / Говнокод #88

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procedure TForm1.fritb(ie:longint;var fr0:extended);
 begin
v1:=0;
 for nsf:=1 to 5 do
  begin
   kl11:=0;kl12:=0;kl22:=0;
  for k:=1 to km[nsf] do
    begin
    if (cm^[ie]=cm^[nm^[(ie-1)*kms[ksf+1]+kms[nsf]+k]])and (cm^[ie]=1)
    then      kl11:=kl11+1;
    if (cm^[ie]=cm^[nm^[(ie-1)*kms[ksf+1]+kms[nsf]+k]])and (cm^[ie]=2)
    then      kl22:=kl22+1;
if (cm^[ie]<>cm^[nm^[(ie-1)*kms[ksf+1]+kms[nsf]+k]])and(cm^[nm^[(ie-1)*kms[ksf+1]+kms[nsf]+k]]<>0)and (cm^[ie]<>0)
    then      kl12:=kl12+1;
     end;
  fr0:=fr0+kl11*(p11[1,nsf])+kl22*p11[2,nsf]+kl12*p11[3,nsf];
  v1:=v1+kl11*(f11[1,nsf])+kl22*f11[2,nsf]+kl12*f11[3,nsf];
   end;
  fr0:=fr0-sqrt(abs(v1));
 end;

процеДуро

guest, 09 Декабря 2008

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Java / Говнокод #86

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contents = contents.replaceAll("\\&lt;(\\w+)\\&gt;", "<CT_$1>\n");
				contents = contents.replaceAll("\\&lt;(\\w+)(\\s\\w+)=\\&quot;(\\w+)\\&quot;\\&gt;", "<CT_$1$2=\"$3\">\n");
				contents = contents.replaceAll("\\&lt;(\\w+)(\\s\\w+)=\\&apos;(\\w+)\\&apos;\\&gt;", "<CT_$1$2='$3'>\n");
				contents = contents.replaceAll("\\&lt;/(\\w+)\\&gt;", "\n</CT_$1>\n");

преобразуем эскейпнутые тэги в обычные

guest, 09 Декабря 2008

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C# / Говнокод #72

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private static string identifier(string wmiClass, string wmiProperty)
            {
                string result = "";
                System.Management.ManagementClass mc =
            new System.Management.ManagementClass(wmiClass);
                System.Management.ManagementObjectCollection moc = mc.GetInstances();
                foreach (System.Management.ManagementObject mo in moc)
                {
                    //Only get the first one
                    if (result == "")
                    {
                        try
                        {
                            result = mo[wmiProperty].ToString();
                            break;
                        }
                        catch
                        {
                        }
                    }
                }
                return result;
            }

guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #29214

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<!-- <div class="news">
	<div class="tch"></div>
	<div class="container">
		<h2 class="title"><span><small>Н</small>овости компании</span></h2>
		<div class="flex">
			<?php
			query_posts('cat=21&posts_per_page=3'); // вместо "5" указываем идентификатор вашей рубрики.
			while (have_posts()) : the_post();
			?>
				<div class="item">
					<div class="img"><?= get_the_post_thumbnail(get_the_ID()); ?></div>
					<div class="desk">
						<div class="title"><?= get_the_title() ?></div>
						<div class="date"><?= get_the_date(); ?></div>
						<?php the_content() ?>
						<a href="<?= get_the_permalink();  ?>" class="more">Читать далее</a>
					</div>
				</div>

			<?php
			endwhile;
			wp_reset_query();
			?>
		</div>
	</div>
</div> -->

На ровном месте быдлокодер получает мимимум 7 лишних запросов к БД.

Lexchz2, 18 Декабря 2025

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Си / Говнокод #29206

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/* how many times the value will be printed? 
     change 1 line to fix the possibility to compile at diff x64-32 opt lvls
*/
int main(void) {
    return ({
        #include <stdio.h>;
        __attribute__ ((aligned (8))) struct {
        struct {
        } _struct;
        union _union {
            int _register_  : 001;
            char _auto_    : 1|1;
            struct _struct {
                double _float;
            };
        };
        int _a;
        unsigned short __a;
        int ___a;
    } letni = 
    {._a = 0x1122, 
               0xC1C255AA, 
               0x334477CC};
        *((unsigned short*)&letni._a + (1<<1|1)) = 0x11;
        for (volatile int i = *((unsigned short*)&letni.__a); i--;) {
        if (i == *((unsigned short*)&letni.__a) - 01) {
            *(volatile int*)&i = *((unsigned short*)&letni.___a-1);
            continue;
        };
        printf("%x ", i);
        }
    }), (0,0);
}

"именно поэтому я за C" (c) j123123

когда -std=c23 -O[0/1/2/3/s/g/fast] смог только штеуд, на прочих -O[0/s]
Почему это говно работает?

Raspi_s_Dona, 04 Декабря 2025

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Haskell / Говнокод #29198

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(ql:quickload :drakma)
(ql:quickload :lparallel)

;; CURL ANALYSIS

(defmethod sb-mop:validate-superclass ((metaclass class) (superclass standard-class)) t)

;; Analasys-Assert class
(defclass anal-ass (standard-class)
  ((%form :initarg :form :initform nil :accessor form)
   (%cond :initarg :cond :initform nil :accessor econd)
   (%mesg :initarg :msg :initform "Error" :accessor msg)))

(defmacro build-anal-ass (&body args)
  `(make-instance 'anal-ass ,@args))

(defmethod process-ass-synergy ((anal-ass-factory anal-ass))
  (let ((anal-ass-factory-cond-master (econd anal-ass-factory))
        (anal-ass-factory-form-master (form anal-ass-factory))
        (anal-ass-factory-msg-master (msg anal-ass-factory)))

    (declare (ignore anal-ass-factory-form-master))

    (assert anal-ass-factory-cond-master nil anal-ass-factory-msg-master)))

;; Analasys class
(defclass anal-factory (standard-class)
  ((%body-manager :initarg :body :initform nil :accessor body-manager)
   (%status-manager :initarg :status :initform nil :accessor status-manager)
   (%headers-manager :initarg :headers :initform nil :accessor headers-manager)
   (%uri-manager :initarg :uri :initform nil :accessor uri-manager)
   (%stream-manager :initarg :stream :initform nil :accessor stream-manager)
   (%must-close-manager :initarg :must-close :initform nil :accessor must-close-manager)
   (%reason-phrase-manager :initarg :reason-phrase :initform nil :accessor reason-phrase-manager)))

(defmethod initialize-instance :after ((anal-ass-factory anal-ass) &key &allow-other-keys)
  (assert (and (form anal-ass-factory) (econd anal-ass-factory) (msg anal-ass-factory)) nil
    "Invalid Analysis-Assert structure"))

(defmethod initialize-instance :after ((anal-factory-factory anal-factory) &key &allow-other-keys)
  (let ((anal-body-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Body manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (body-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-status-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Status manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (status-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-headers-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Headers manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (headers-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-uri-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "URI manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (uri-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-stream-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Stream manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (stream-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-must-close-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Must-close manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (must-close-manager anal-factory-factory))))
        (anal-reason-phrase-ass-manager (build-anal-ass :msg "Reason phrase manager is nil" :form t :cond #'(lambda () (reason-phrase-manager anal-factory-factory)))))

    (process-ass-synergy anal-body-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-status-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-headers-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-uri-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-stream-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-must-close-ass-manager)
    (process-ass-synergy anal-reason-phrase-ass-manager)))

(defmacro deep-anal-factory (&body args)
  `(make-instance 'anal-factory ,@args))

(defclass drakma-manager (standard-class)
  ((%body-meta-manager :initform nil :initarg :body :accessor body)))

(defmethod requires-meta-manager ((drakma-manager-factory drakma-manager))
  (funcall (body drakma-manager-factory)))

(defmacro make-drakma-meta-manager (&body args)
  `(make-instance 'drakma-manager ,@args))

(defun anal-manager (url &key (method :get) parameters)
  (locally
    (declare (optimize (speed 0) (debug 0) (safety 0) (space 0)))

    (multiple-value-bind (body status-code headers uri stream must-close reason-phrase)
      (let* ((eval #'(lambda () (drakma:http-request url :method method
                                                         :parameters parameters
                                                         :want-stream nil)))

             (drakma-meta-manager (make-drakma-meta-manager :body eval)))

        (requires-meta-manager drakma-meta-manager))

      (declare (optimize (speed 3)))

      (let ((deep-anal (deep-anal-factory
                          :body body
                          :status status-code
                          :headers headers
                          :uri uri
                          :stream stream
                          :must-close must-close
                          :reason-phrase reason-phrase)))

        (identity deep-anal)))))

Менеджер для анализа юрл

lisp-worst-code, 12 Ноября 2025

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JavaScript / Говнокод #29184

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let fallbackFunc = ()=>console.log("Hello, World!");
let settings = {
    fallbackButtonName: "Hello, World!",
    fallbackWidth: 512,
    fallbackHeight: 512,
    settingsMenuExitButtonHeight: 32,
    settingsMenuExitButtonName: "X",
    settingElementHeight: 32,
    settingsMenuExitButtonAtBeginning: true,
    settingElementTrueName: "ON",
    settingElementFalseName: "OFF",
    settingsMenuBooleanSeperatorName: "- $",
    hideExtraButtonsToolbar: true,
    updateToolbar: updateToolbar,
    updateSettingsMenu: updateSettingsMenu,
    activateFallbackFunc: fallbackFunc
};

let settingsMenu = document.getElementById("settings");
let settingsElement = document.querySelector(".setting-element#hide");

// -------------------------------------------------------------------

function updateSettingsMenu() {
    settingsMenu.innerHTML = "";
    let exitButton = document.createElement("button");
    exitButton.style.height = settings.settingsMenuExitButtonHeight+"px";
    exitButton.innerText = settings.settingsMenuExitButtonName;
    exitButton.onclick = function() {
        settingsMenu.style.display = "none";
    }

    if (settings.settingsMenuExitButtonAtBeginning) settingsMenu.appendChild(exitButton);
    for (let k in settings) {
        let v = settings[k];

        let setting = settingsElement.cloneNode(true);
        setting.id = "";
        console.log(setting)
        setting.style.height = settings.settingElementHeight+"px";
        let [name,value] = setting.children;
        if (typeof v !== "function") {
            name.innerText = k;
            function booleanToString(bool) {
                return (bool?settings.settingsMenuBooleanSeperatorName.replaceAll("$",settings.settingElementTrueName):settings.settingsMenuBooleanSeperatorName.replaceAll("$",settings.settingElementFalseName))
            }
            value.innerText = (typeof v === "boolean")?booleanToString(v):v;
            value.onclick = function() {
                if (typeof v === "boolean") {
                    settings[k] = !settings[k];
                    value.innerText = booleanToString(settings[k]);
                } else {
                    let input = prompt(`New value for ${k}:`);
                    let newValue = isNaN(input)?input:Number(input);
                    value.innerText = newValue;
                    settings[k] = newValue
                }
            }
        } else {
            name.remove()
            value.innerText = k;
            value.onclick = v;
        }

        settingsMenu.appendChild(setting);
    }
    if (!settings.settingsMenuExitButtonAtBeginning) settingsMenu.appendChild(exitButton);
}
function showSettings() {
    settingsMenu.style.display = "flex";
    updateSettingsMenu();
}

Как вам код?

manabanana, 29 Сентября 2025

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C# / Говнокод #29183

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using Godot;

namespace CW2EB.UI;
public partial class EscQuittingLabel : Label {

	Tween tween, tween2thesequel;
	public override void _Ready(){
		base._Ready();
		tween = GetTree().CreateTween().SetParallel();
		tween2thesequel = GetTree().CreateTween();
		tween.TweenProperty(this, "theme_override_colors/font_color", new Color(1f, 1f, 1f, 1f), 1);
		tween.TweenProperty(this, "theme_override_colors/font_shadow_color", new Color(0f, 0f, 0f, 1f), 1);

		
		tween2thesequel.TweenCallback(Callable.From(TweenStage1)).SetDelay(.25);
		tween2thesequel.TweenCallback(Callable.From(TweenStage2)).SetDelay(.25);
		tween2thesequel.TweenCallback(Callable.From(TweenStage3)).SetDelay(.25);
		tween2thesequel.TweenCallback(Callable.From(TweenStage4)).SetDelay(.5);
	}

	public void TweenStage1()
		=> Text = Tr("Quitting") + ".";

	public void TweenStage2()
		=> Text = Tr("Quitting") + "..";

	public void TweenStage3()
		=> Text = Tr("Quitting") + "...";

	public void TweenStage4()
		=> GetTree().Quit();
}

Как сделать постепенно появляющееся многоточие?

GhostNoise, 29 Сентября 2025

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.