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PHP / Говнокод #2533

+169.8

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if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] ) )
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  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "de" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "de" ) ) { include ( "../language/german_setup.php"     ); $lang = "de"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "en" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "en" ) ) { include ( "../language/english_setup.php"    ); $lang = "en"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "nl" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "nl" ) ) { include ( "../language/dutch_setup.php"      ); $lang = "nl"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "it" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "it" ) ) { include ( "../language/italian_setup.php"    ); $lang = "it"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "es" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "es" ) ) { include ( "../language/spanish_setup.php"    ); $lang = "es"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "fa" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "fa" ) ) { include ( "../language/farsi_setup.php"      ); $lang = "fa"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "dk" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "dk" ) ) { include ( "../language/danish_setup.php"     ); $lang = "dk"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "fr" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "fr" ) ) { include ( "../language/french_setup.php"     ); $lang = "fr"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "tr" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "tr" ) ) { include ( "../language/turkish_setup.php"    ); $lang = "tr"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "hu" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "hu" ) ) { include ( "../language/hungarian_setup.php"  ); $lang = "hu"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "pt" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "pt" ) ) { include ( "../language/portuguese_setup.php" ); $lang = "pt"; }
  if ( ( $_GET [ "lang" ] == "he" ) || ( $_POST [ "lang" ] == "he" ) ) { include ( "../language/hebrew_setup.php"     ); $lang = "he"; }
 }
else
 {
  include ( "../language/german_setup.php" );   # include language vars
  $lang = "de";
 }

Из известного php web stat релиза 2009 в июле.
В первом попавшимся на глаза скрипте.

vov4ik, 02 Февраля 2010

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JavaScript / Говнокод #2532

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http://rmd.atdmt.com/tl/DocumentDotWrite.js

Оригинал http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Amazingly-Brilliant-or-Incredibly-Stupid.aspx

HyperGeek, 02 Февраля 2010

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Java / Говнокод #2517

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private static String getUTF8String(byte[] b, int off, int len) {
	// First, count the number of characters in the sequence
	int count = 0;
	int max = off + len;
	int i = off;
	while (i < max) {
	    int c = b[i++] & 0xff;
	    switch (c >> 4) {
	    case 0: case 1: case 2: case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: case 7:
		// 0xxxxxxx
		count++;
		break;
	    case 12: case 13:
		// 110xxxxx 10xxxxxx
		if ((int)(b[i++] & 0xc0) != 0x80) {
		    throw new IllegalArgumentException();
		}
		count++;
		break;
	    case 14:
		// 1110xxxx 10xxxxxx 10xxxxxx
		if (((int)(b[i++] & 0xc0) != 0x80) ||
		    ((int)(b[i++] & 0xc0) != 0x80)) {
		    throw new IllegalArgumentException();
		}
		count++;
		break;
	    default:
		// 10xxxxxx, 1111xxxx
		throw new IllegalArgumentException();
	    }
	}
	if (i != max) {
	    throw new IllegalArgumentException();
....

В либе работы с зипом

Cdf-EaSy, 01 Февраля 2010

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Си / Говнокод #2489

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node_t* read_record(FILE *file) {
    int success = 0;
    node_t *record = 0;
    do {
        int nsz, dsz;
        record = (node_t*)malloc(sizeof(node_t));
        if (!record) {
            break;
        }
        record->data = 0;
        record->next = 0;

        if (fread(&nsz, sizeof(int), 1, file) != 1 || feof(file)) {
            break;
        }

        if (fread(record->name, 1, nsz, file) != nsz || feof(file)) {
            break;
        }

        /* ... */

        record->nsz = nsz;
        record->dsz = dsz;
        success = 1;
    } while (0);

    if (record && !success) {
        free_list(record);
        record = 0;
    }

    return record;
}


void write_record(FILE *file, node_t *record) {
    int dsz = record->dsz;
    int nsz = record->nsz;

    if ((fwrite(&nsz, sizeof(int), 1, file) != 1) ||
        (fwrite(record->name, 1, nsz, file) != nsz) ||
        (fwrite(&csz, sizeof(int), 1, file) != 1) ||
        (fwrite(record->data, 1, dsz, file) != dsz) ||
        ferror(file)) {
        fputs("Error: write_record", stderr);
    }
}

govnopetya, 26 Января 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #2478

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$cities_id=array(1,2,3,4,5,6);
 $cities_name=array("MSK","SPB","NN","KZ","NOV","UFA");
 
 GHTML::Run(array("html_autoinsert_on"=>0,"html_method"=>"_POST"));

 print GHTML::Link("/test.php",null,GHTML::Link("/test.php","style='font-weight:bold;font-size:20px;'")->Html("[Главная]"))->Html("[Главная]");
 print " ";
 print GHTML::Link("/test.php?act=reg",null,GHTML::Link("/test.php?act=reg","style='font-weight:bold;font-size:20px;'")->Html("[Регистрация]"))->Html("[Регистрация]");
  
  
 print GHTML::Form("POST","")
 ->HTML(
     GHTML::Input("name","text","Имя пользователя",null,true)->Html(),
     "<br>",
     GHTML::Input("pass1","password","Пароль")->Html(),
	 "<br>",
     GHTML::Input("pass2","password","Пароль ещё раз")->Html(),
	 "<br>",
     GHTML::Select("city")->Html(
           GHTML::Option("")->Html("Выберите город"),
           GHTML::Option($cities_id,$_POST['city'])->Html($cities_name)
     ),
	 "<br>",
	 GHTML::CheckBoxList("che_cities[]",$cities_id,null,$_POST['che_cities'])->Html($cities_name),
     "<br>",
	 GHTML::RadioList("r_cities[]",$cities_id,null,$_POST['r_cities'])->Html($cities_name),
	 "<br>",
     GHTML::Textarea("resume",50,9,null,true)->Html("Ненмого о себе"),
	 "<br>",	 
	 GHTML::Input("","submit","Жми!")->Html()
 );


//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


<a href='/test.php'  />[Главная]</a> <a href='/test.php?act=reg' style='font-weight:bold;font-size:20px;' />[Регистрация]</a><form method='POST' action='' /><input type='text' name='name' value='Имя пользователя'  /><br><input type='password' name='pass1' value='Пароль'  /><br><input type='password' name='pass2' value='Пароль ещё раз'  /><br><select name='city'  /><option value=''  />Выберите город</option><option value='6'  />MSK</option><option value='5'  />SPB</option><option value='4'  />NN</option><option value='3'  />KZ</option><option value='2'  />NOV</option><option value='1'  />UFA</option></select><br><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='6'  />MSK<br /><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='5'  />SPB<br /><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='4'  />NN<br /><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='3'  />KZ<br /><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='2'  />NOV<br /><input type='checkbox' name='che_cities[]' value='1'  />UFA<br /><br><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='6'  />MSK<br /><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='5'  />SPB<br /><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='4'  />NN<br /><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='3'  />KZ<br /><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='2'  />NOV<br /><input type='radio' name='r_cities[]' value='1'  />UFA<br /><br><textarea name='resume' cols='50' rows='9'  />Ненмого о себе</textarea><br><input type='submit' name='' value='Жми!'  /></form>

хорошо что php гиппертекстовый ;)

Mitusbka, 24 Января 2010

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C# / Говнокод #2474

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public static class Test3
        {
            public delegate object MyDelegate(object o);
            public delegate T MyDelegate<T>(T o);

            public static void Run()
            {
                MyDelegate dlgA = (o) => { return o; };
                
                MyDelegate<object> dlgB = (i) => { return i; };

                MyDelegate dlg = ChangeType<MyDelegate>(dlgB);
            }
            static T ChangeType<T>(Delegate dlg)
            {
                return (T)(object)Delegate.CreateDelegate(typeof(T), dlg.Target, dlg.Method);
            }
        }

Люблю вкусняшку))

fekrado, 22 Января 2010

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Perl / Говнокод #2457

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sub append {
    my $appendstring = @_[0];
    $returnstring = "$returnstring$appendstring";
}

Из плагина к nagios'у, который проверяет состояние интерфейсов на cisco-девайсах. http://svn.opsview.org/opsview/trunk/opsview-core/nagios-plugins/check_snmp_cisco_ifstatus .

aag, 20 Января 2010

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PHP / Говнокод #2420

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<?
$str = ""; 
$amp="";
foreach ($p as $i=>$v)
{
         $str .= $amp."$i=$v";
         $amp = "&";
}
?>

xXx_totalwar, 15 Января 2010

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Pascal / Говнокод #2335

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if WordCount>GetWord(i) then else if WordCount>GetWord(i) then
  begin
    // ...
    // ...
  end;

при каких условиях выполнится код между begin-end?..

TAX, 26 Декабря 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #2333

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if ( !empty( $page ) )
{
    if ( $page == "login" )
    {
        $spage = "Login.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "rules" )
    {
        $spage = "rules.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "help" )
    {
        $spage = "help.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "wm" )
    {
        $spage = "wm.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "game" 
    {
        $spage = "game.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "webmoney" )
    {
        $spage = "webmoney.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "egold" )
    {
        $spage = "egold.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "cashin" )
    {
        $spage = "cashin.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "ballans" )
    {
        $spage = "ballans.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "remind" )
    {
        $spage = "remind.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "contact" )
    {
        $spage = "contact.inc";
    }
    else if ( $page == "reg" )
    {
        $spage = "reg.inc";
    }

:(((

azzz, 25 Декабря 2009

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.