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2. bash / Говнокод #15779

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   if [ $count > 0 ]; then
       ...
   fi

   bormand, 18 Апреля 2014

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3. PHP / Говнокод #15762

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   switch ( count($args) )
   		{
   			case 0:
   				return $obj->$method( );
   			case 1:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0] );
   			case 2:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1] );
   			case 3:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2] );
   			case 4:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3] );
   			case 5:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4] );
   			case 6:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5] );
   			case 7:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6] );
   			case 8:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6], $args[7] );			
   			case 9:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6], $args[7], $args[8] );			
   			case 10:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6], $args[7], $args[8], $args[9] );			
   			case 11:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6], $args[7], $args[8], $args[9], $args[10] );			
   			case 12:
   				return $obj->$method( $args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4], $args[5], $args[6], $args[7], $args[8], $args[9], $args[10], $args[11]   );			
   		}
   		throw new MWException( __CLASS__.": too many arguments to method called in ".__METHOD__ );

   thekiba, 16 Апреля 2014

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4. Java / Говнокод #15549

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   boolean isCyrillic(char c) {
       return Character.UnicodeBlock.CYRILLIC.equals(Character.UnicodeBlock.of(c));
   }

   Краткость - сестра таланта

   evg_ever, 21 Марта 2014

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5. C++ / Говнокод #14968

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   //В хедере
       QVector<double> stateStack;
   //Сохраняем
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderInclusionsAs3DMeshSpheres);
       stateStack.push_back((double)transparencyForClosestSidePolies);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderFEMGrid);
       stateStack.push_back((double)NEST_results_detail_per_unit);
       stateStack.push_back((double)sourceLineActive);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderScale);
       stateStack.push_back((double)c2DZoom1To1);
       stateStack.push_back((double)render2DInclusions);
       stateStack.push_back((double)render3DInclusions);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderNESTResults);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderFEAResults);
       stateStack.push_back((double)NEST_anumTime);
       stateStack.push_back((double)isAnimRun);
       stateStack.push_back((double)NEST_timeIterToRender);
       stateStack.push_back((double)NEST_RenderResultsIn3D);
       stateStack.push_back((double)NEST_renderTestPoints);
       stateStack.push_back((double)nestNewResults);
       stateStack.push_back((double)fibers_renderFormedRegions);
       stateStack.push_back((double)sourceLineStarted);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderSourceLine);
       stateStack.push_back((double)heatQuadsModifyMode);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderTopHeats);
       stateStack.push_back((double)sliceModifyMode);
       stateStack.push_back((double)useSlicePlane);
       stateStack.push_back((double)showSlicedPart);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cRenderMenuOpended);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cForbidRenderResultsOverLayers);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderCoordLines);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderDimensions);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderLimits);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cResTransparency);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cRenderResultsOverLayers);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cActiveLayer);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderMiniMapAtTop);
       stateStack.push_back((double)subCompositeMode);
       stateStack.push_back((double)subCompositeMapRendering);
       stateStack.push_back((double)fibersRenderable);
       stateStack.push_back((double)renderFibersAsMesh);
       stateStack.push_back((double)droplets_detailedSpheres);
       stateStack.push_back((double)cViewType);
   //Загружаем
    renderInclusionsAs3DMeshSpheres   =(bool)stateStack[0];
       transparencyForClosestSidePolies=        stateStack[1];
       renderFEMGrid=(bool)                     stateStack[2];
       NEST_results_detail_per_unit=            stateStack[3];
       sourceLineActive=(bool)                  stateStack[4];
       renderScale=(bool)                       stateStack[5];
       c2DZoom1To1=(bool)                       stateStack[6];
       render2DInclusions=(bool)                stateStack[7];
       render3DInclusions=(bool)                stateStack[8];
       renderNESTResults=(bool)                 stateStack[9];
       renderFEAResults=(bool)                  stateStack[10];
       NEST_anumTime=                           stateStack[11];
       isAnimRun=(bool)                         stateStack[12];
       NEST_timeIterToRender=                   stateStack[13];
       NEST_RenderResultsIn3D=(bool)            stateStack[14];
       NEST_renderTestPoints=(bool)             stateStack[15];
       nestNewResults=(bool)                    stateStack[16];
       fibers_renderFormedRegions=(bool)        stateStack[17];
       sourceLineStarted=(bool)                 stateStack[18];
       renderSourceLine=(bool)                  stateStack[19];
       heatQuadsModifyMode=(bool)               stateStack[20];
       renderTopHeats=(bool)                    stateStack[21];
       sliceModifyMode=(bool)                   stateStack[22];
       useSlicePlane=(bool)                     stateStack[23];
       showSlicedPart=(bool)                    stateStack[24];
       cRenderMenuOpended=(bool)                stateStack[25];
       cForbidRenderResultsOverLayers=(bool)    stateStack[26];
       renderCoordLines=                        stateStack[27];
       renderDimensions=(bool)                  stateStack[28];
       renderLimits=                            stateStack[29];
       cResTransparency=                        stateStack[30];
       cRenderResultsOverLayers=(bool)          stateStack[31];
       cActiveLayer=                            stateStack[32];
       renderMiniMapAtTop       =(bool)         stateStack[33];
       subCompositeMode         =(bool)         stateStack[34];
       subCompositeMapRendering =(bool)         stateStack[35];
       fibersRenderable=(bool)                  stateStack[36];
       renderFibersAsMesh=(bool)                stateStack[37];
       droplets_detailedSpheres=                stateStack[38];
       cViewType=                               stateStack[39];

   Структуры для педиков.

   Abbath, 25 Февраля 2014

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6. Си / Говнокод #14511

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   #define SPLICE(a,b) SPLICE_1(a,b)
   #define SPLICE_1(a,b) SPLICE_2(a,b)
   #define SPLICE_2(a,b) a##b
    
    
   #define PP_ARG_N( \
             _1,  _2,  _3,  _4,  _5,  _6,  _7,  _8,  _9, _10, \
            _11, _12, _13, _14, _15, _16, _17, _18, _19, _20, \
            _21, _22, _23, _24, _25, _26, _27, _28, _29, _30, \
            _31, _32, _33, _34, _35, _36, _37, _38, _39, _40, \
            _41, _42, _43, _44, _45, _46, _47, _48, _49, _50, \
            _51, _52, _53, _54, _55, _56, _57, _58, _59, _60, \
            _61, _62, _63, N, ...) N
    
   /* Note 63 is removed */
   #define PP_RSEQ_N()                                        \
            62, 61, 60,                                       \
            59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50,           \
            49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40,           \
            39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30,           \
            29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20,           \
            19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,           \
             9,  8,  7,  6,  5,  4,  3,  2,  1,  0
    
   #define PP_NARG_(...)    PP_ARG_N(__VA_ARGS__)    
    
   /* Note dummy first argument _ and ##__VA_ARGS__ instead of __VA_ARGS__ */
   #define PP_NARG(...)     PP_NARG_(_, ##__VA_ARGS__, PP_RSEQ_N())
    
   #define NARG(...)     func(PP_NARG(__VA_ARGS__), __VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define INCR 20
    
   #define FIELD_0(...)
    
   #define FIELD_1(field, ...) \
     INCR+field
    
   #define FIELD_2(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_1(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_3(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_2(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_4(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_3(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_5(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_4(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_5(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_4(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_6(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_5(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_7(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_6(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_8(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_7(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_9(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_8(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_10(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_9(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELD_11(field, ...) \
     INCR+field, FIELD_10(__VA_ARGS__)
   //..... дальше лень ...
    
   #define FIELDS_(N, ...) \
     SPLICE(FIELD_, N)(__VA_ARGS__)
    
   #define FIELDS(...) \
     FIELDS_(PP_NARG(__VA_ARGS__), __VA_ARGS__)
    
    
   a = { FIELDS('p', 'a', 's', 's', 'w', 'o', 'r', 'd') }

   Примитивное компил-тайм шифрование строки через сишный препроцессор. На выходе получаем
   

   a = { 20 +'p', 20 +'a', 20 +'s', 20 +'s', 20 +'w', 20 +'o', 20 +'r', 20 +'d' };

   
   Базируется на http://smackerelofopinion.blogspot.com/2011/10/determining-number-of-arguments-in-c.html

   j123123, 06 Февраля 2014

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7. JavaScript / Говнокод #14463

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   function login()
   	{
   	$.ajax({
   		type:'post',
   		url:'index.php/main/login',
   		data:{x:1},
   	 success:function(data){
                  $("body").html(data);
               }
             });
        }

   Функция из single page приложения

   devalentino, 01 Февраля 2014

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8. Java / Говнокод #13924

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   app_preferences = PreferenceManager.getDefaultSharedPreferences(context);
   			
   	        mApplication = (MyApplication)context;
   if(mApplication.nomgor == 0 ){
                 mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID", "0"));
   		      mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 1 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID1", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID1","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 2 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID2", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID2","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 3 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID3", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID3","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 4 ){
                 mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID4", "0"));
                 mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID4","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 5 ){
                 mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID5", "0"));
                 mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID5","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 6 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID6", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID6","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 7 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID7", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID7","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 8 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID8", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID8","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 9 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID9", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID9","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 10 ){
                 mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID10", "0"));
                 mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID10","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 11 ){
                 mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID11", "0"));
                 mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID11","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 12 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID12", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID12","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 13 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID13", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID13","");//в работе
                 }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 14 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID14", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID14","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 15 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID15", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID15","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 16 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID16", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID16","");//в работе
                  }
               if(mApplication.nomgor == 17 ){
                  mApplication.MyPacket.id = Integer.parseInt(app_preferences.getString("ID17", "0"));
                  mApplication.MyPacket.Pass = app_preferences.getString("PASS_ID17","");//в работе
                  }

   кто-то с детства привык копипастить

   grampe, 09 Октября 2013

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9. C# / Говнокод #13923

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   if (ds2.Rows[l]["MIMETYPE"].ToString().Length >= 5 && ds2.Rows[l]["MIMETYPE"].ToString().Substring(0, 5).ToLower() == "image"){
    //  кучка гуана
   }

   Наверное определяется тип вложения.
   Path для лохов

   bars, 09 Октября 2013

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    AbstractMessageFrame * DataLength = create_frame(
    		make_condition_reader(this,
    			fnc_ext::bind(
    				fnc_ext::compose1(
    					fnc_ext::compose2(std::logical_or<bool>(),
    									  std::bind2nd(std::equal_to<byte>(), PC5000FlashFeatures::MARKER_SYMBOL),
    									  std::bind2nd(std::equal_to<byte>(), PC5000FlashFeatures::SPACE_SYMBOL)),
    					fnc_ext::mem_fun<const ByteBuffer, const byte&>(&ByteBuffer::back) ),
    				&_receivedBuffer),
    			fnc_ext::bind(
    				fnc_ext::compose2(std::logical_or<bool>(),
    								  fnc_ext::compose1(std::bind2nd(std::greater<WORD>(),
    																 PC5000FlashFeatures::LENGTH_HEADER +
    																 _maxCommandFieldLength +
    																 PC5000FlashFeatures::LENGTH_MARKER +
    																 PC5000FlashFeatures::LENGTH_OF_LENGTH),
    													fnc_ext::mem_fun(&ByteBuffer::length)),
    								  fnc_ext::compose1(fnc_ext::compose2(std::logical_and<bool>(),
    																	  std::not1(std::ptr_fun<const char, bool>((SymbolCheckFunc)isDigit)),
    																	  std::not1(std::ptr_fun<const char, bool>((SymbolCheckFunc)isEnglishLetter))),
    													fnc_ext::mem_fun<const abstractBuffer<unsigned char>, const byte&>(&ByteBuffer::back)) ),
    				&_receivedBuffer) ),
    		fnc_ext::bind(std::mem_fun(&ThisClass::setDataLength), this),
    		"Data Length");

    Композиции, частичные применения, функторы? Больше тотальной функциональщины! Вложенность продолжает расти с развитием проекта.

    laMer007, 17 Сентября 2013

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11. JavaScript / Говнокод #13767

    +140

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    var x = 43;
    var y = 34;
    var z = x++ + --y;
    console.log(z);
    console.log(y);
    console.log(x);

    %D

    Stealth, 11 Сентября 2013

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