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SQL / Говнокод #5930

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SELECT i.id AS i__id, i.title AS i__title, i.description AS i__description, i.meta_title AS i__meta_title, i.meta_keywords AS i__meta_keywords, i.meta_description AS i__meta_description, i.lang AS i__lang FROM item_translation i WHERE (i.id IN ('8845'))
0.00s, "doctrine" connection
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Акция' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Акция' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Розница' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Оптом' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Безнал' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Дилер' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'Кредит' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT p.id AS p__id, p.item_id AS p__item_id, p.type AS p__type, p.currency AS p__currency, p.value AS p__value, p.date AS p__date FROM price p WHERE (p.item_id = '8845' AND p.type = 'A') ORDER BY p.date DESC LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'В корзину' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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SELECT t.id AS t__id, t.source AS t__source, t.target AS t__target, t.lang AS t__lang FROM translation t WHERE (t.source = 'В корзину' AND t.lang = 'ru') LIMIT 1
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Это часть запросов которые выполняются для генерации главной страницы для одного интернет магазина. И таких запросов: 360 :-)

aleksey, 09 Марта 2011

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C++ / Говнокод #5920

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#include <iostream.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define make(a,b) new a[b];
#define init(a,b) for(int i=0; i<b; i++) a[i]=random(10);
#define MyType int
template<class type>
void sort(type *m,int  n)
 {
 type *m1 = m;
   for(int i=0; i<n-1; i++)
  		{
        for(int j=0; j<n-i-1; j++)
           {
           if (*m1>*(m1+1))
        	    {
                                          MyType temp;
   		      temp=*m1;
  	    	       *m1=*(m1+1);
		       *(m1+1)=temp;
         	  }
           m1++;
           }
       m1=m;
      }
 }

 template<class type>
 void input(type *m,int num)
 {
 type *m1=m;
 for(int i=0;i<num; i++)
  		{
         cin>>*m1;
          m1++;
      }
  m1=m;
  cout << endl;
 }

 template<class type>
 void output(type  *m, int n)
 {
 for(int i=0;i<n; i++)
  		{
         cout << *(m+i)<<" ";
      }
 }

 main()
 {
 int len;
  cout << "Vvedite razmer massiva" << endl;
  cin >> len;

  MyType *mas1 = make(MyType,len);
  input(mas1,len);
  //init(mas1,len);
  output<MyType>(mas1,len);
  sort<MyType>(mas1,len);
  cout<<endl;
  output<MyType>(mas1,len);
  cout<<endl;
  system("pause");;
 }

Делалось на Borland C++ 5.02 , что прикольно без макроса make , если память выделяется просто в теле, то ревет, что память ниразу не выделена . Делали ее часика в 4 утра к зачету, препод конечно прибалдел от таких раскладов, но покопавшись ничего сам сделать не смог, плюнул на это дело и зачет поставил.

USERNAME, 08 Марта 2011

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JavaScript / Говнокод #5913

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<div id='vote' name='vote'></div>

<script src="http://siteheart.com/apps/api.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">

    var query = window.location.search.substring('?url=');//находим часть url, что нужно затереть
        query = query.replace('?url=','');
        var url_split = query.split("&");      //разбиваем url на части
	    var url = url_split[0];                //нас интересует только первая часть

var params = {
text        : 'Оцените эту страницу',
appendTo    : 'vote',
id          : 3055,
description : 'Приватбанк',
template    : 'full',
vid         : encodeURIComponent( url ) //document.location.href
};
Siteheart.widget('Vote', params); //описание https://siteheart.com/apps/vote/full.html

</script>

Вот такой код в privat24.privatbank.ua.
Комменты убили.

therion, 06 Марта 2011

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JavaScript / Говнокод #5906

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function convert(val){
    var TablePrice = document.getElementById("main_price");
    var trList = TablePrice.getElementsByTagName("tr");
    var IdVal = document.getElementById("IndocatorCurHide");
    var IdCur = document.getElementById("IndocatorCur");
    
    var CurUSD = parseFloat(document.getElementById("CurUSD").innerHTML);
    var CurRUR = parseFloat(document.getElementById("CurRUR").innerHTML);
    var CurEUR = parseFloat(document.getElementById("CurEUR").innerHTML);
    
    var Kurce = 1;
    var KurceUAH = 1;
    
    switch (val) {
        case "RUR":
            IdCur.style.backgroundImage = "url('flags/FlagsRussia.jpg')";
            break;
        case "EUR":
            IdCur.style.backgroundImage = "url('flags/FlagsEU.jpg')";
            break;
        case "USD":
            IdCur.style.backgroundImage = "url('flags/FlagsUSA.jpg')";
            break;
        case "UAH":
            IdCur.style.backgroundImage = "url('flags/FlagsUkraine.jpg')";
            break;
    }
    
    for (var i = 0; i < trList.length; i++) {
        var tdList = trList[i].getElementsByTagName('td');
        for (j = 0; j < tdList.length; j++) {
            if (tdList[j].id == "ToConvert") {
                if ((tdList[j].innerHTML != "") && (tdList[j].innerHTML != "-")) {
                    var TmpPrice = parseFloat(tdList[j].innerHTML);
                    switch (IdVal.innerHTML) {
                        case "RUR":
                            switch (val) {
                                case "UAH":
	
                                    TmpPrice *= CurRUR;
                                    break;
                                case "EUR":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurRUR;
                                    TmpPrice /= CurEUR;
                                    break;
                                case "USD":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurRUR;
                                    TmpPrice /= CurUSD;
                                    break;
                            }
                            ;                            break;
                        case "USD":
                            switch (val) {
                                case "UAH":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurUSD;
                                    break;
                                case "EUR":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurUSD;
                                    TmpPrice /= CurEUR;
                                    break;
                                case "RUR":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurUSD;
                                    TmpPrice /= CurRUR;
                                    break;
                            }
                            ;                            break;
                            
                        case "EUR":
                            switch (val) {
                                case "UAH":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurEUR;
                                    break;
                                case "RUR":
                                    TmpPrice *=  CurEUR;
                                    TmpPrice /=  CurRUR;
                                    break;
                                case "USD":
                                    TmpPrice *= CurEUR;
                                    TmpPrice /= CurUSD;
                                    break;
                            }
                            ;                            break;
...
                    }
                    tdList[j].innerHTML = TmpPrice.toFixed(2);//Math.round(TmpPrice / 0.1) * 0.1;

Наткнулся на форуме JavaScript, функция для конвертирования валют =).

vulkan, 06 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5904

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<?
$xml = xml_parser_create();
xml_parser_set_option($xml, XML_OPTION_SKIP_WHITE,1);
xml_parse_into_struct($xml, file_get_contents($url), $el, $fe);
xml_parser_free($xml);

for($i=0; $i<5; $i++){
   $m = $fe['ITEM'][$i];
   $title = $el[$m+1]['value'];
   $link = $el[$m+2]['value'];
   $time = $el[$m+4]['value'];
   $desc = mb_substr( $el[$m+3]['value'], 0, 80, 'UTF-8');
   echo '<br/><strong>'.$title.'</strong> <br/>['.
    $time.']<br/>'.$desc.'<br/><a href="'.$link.'">читать...</a>';
}

qbasic, 06 Марта 2011

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C++ / Говнокод #5876

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MainDM->ADOQ_pr_kontr_vert->SQL->Add(
        "SELECT Smena, Prostenok, Popravka, Val_zad_temp, t.Zam1, t.Zam2, t.Zam3, t.Zam4, "
        "@sr1:=((t.Zam1 + t.Zam2 + t.Zam3 + t.Zam4) / 4) as sredn, "
        "@p:= @sr1 - (avgtempr.avgZam1 + avgtempr.avgZam2 + avgtempr.avgZam3 + avgtempr.avgZam4) / 4 as popravka  from "
        "(SELECT avg(Zam1) as avgZam1, avg(Zam2) as avgZam2, avg(Zam3) as avgZam3, avg(Zam4) as avgZam4 from "
        "(SELECT "
        "SUM(CASE "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 1 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0 "
        "END) as Zam1, "
        "SUM(CASE "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 2 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0 "
        "END) as Zam2, "
        "SUM(CASE "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 3 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0 "
        "END) as Zam3, "
        "SUM(CASE "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 4 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0 "
        "END) as Zam4 "
        "FROM kontroln_vertik WHERE kontroln_vertik.Date = \'2011-03-02\' "
        "and kontroln_vertik.Storona = 1  "
        "group by kontroln_vertik.Prostenok)  zameri) avgtempr, "
        "(SELECT kontroln_vertik.Smena,  kontroln_vertik.Prostenok, kontroln_vertik.Popravka, "
        "kontroln_vertik.Val_zad_temp, kontroln_vertik.Period_koks, "
        "SUM(CASE  "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 1 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0 "
        "END) as Zam1, "
        "SUM(CASE  "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 2 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0  "
        "END) as Zam2, "
        "SUM(CASE  "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 3 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0  "
        "END) as Zam3, "
        "SUM(CASE  "
        "WHEN kontroln_vertik.Zamer = 4 THEN kontroln_vertik.Value ELSE 0   "
        "END) as Zam4  "
        "FROM kontroln_vertik "
        "WHERE kontroln_vertik.Date = \'2011-03-02\' and   "
        "kontroln_vertik.Storona = 1  "
        "group by kontroln_vertik.Prostenok) t"
        );

qbasic, 03 Марта 2011

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JavaScript / Говнокод #5865

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var gp23=true;
        var gp25=true;
        var gp26=true;
        var gp24=true;
        var gp27=true;
        var gp28=true;
        var gp29=true;
        show(price_from,price_to,floor_from,floor_to,flat_from,flat_to,sort,sortnap,str,gp23,gp25,gp26,gp24,gp27,gp28,gp29)
	...
	...
	...
        function show(cf,ct,ef,et,kf,kt,sort,nap,nach,_gp23,_gp25,_gp26,_gp24,_gp27,_gp28,_gp29) {
                $('#load').css("display","")
                $('#res').load('pokv.php?cf='+cf+'&ct='+ct+'&ef='+ef+'&et='+et+'&kf='+kf+'&kt='+kt+'&sort='+sort+'&nap='+nap+'&nach='+nach+'&bgp23='+_gp23+'&bgp25='+_gp25+'&bgp26='+_gp26+'&bgp24='+_gp23+'&bgp27='+_gp27+'&bgp28='+_gp28+'&bgp29='+_gp29, function() {
		$('#load').css("display","none")
		$('#show').remove()
		$('#showr').attr('id','show')
		$('#aj').prepend($('#show'))
		$('.kvartpick tr:last-child td').css("border-bottom","none")
		$('.str').click(function(){
			str=(($(this).attr('no')*20)-20)
			show(price_from,price_to,floor_from,floor_to,flat_from,flat_to,sort,sortnap,str,gp23,gp25,gp26,gp24,gp27,gp28,gp29)
		});
		bind_sort();
	});
}

И так далее и все в таком духе. Меня это уже доставло

tolic811, 03 Марта 2011

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C# / Говнокод #5841

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DirectoryInfo dir = new DirectoryInfo(@"C:\Users\origLocation\");
DirectoryInfo destDir = new DirectoryInfo(@"C:\Users\origLocation\destLocation\");
FileInfo[] newVerFiles = dir.GetFiles("*.TXT");
foreach (FileInfo newVerFile in newVerFiles)
{
    Regex regex = new Regex("\\d+-new-ver.TXT", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
    if (regex.IsMatch(newVerFile.Name))
    {
        newVerFile.MoveTo(destDir.FullName);
    }
 }

rusco_developer, 02 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5776

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if (isset ($_POST['SendAuthForm'])) {   
	//массив ошибок
	$AuthError = array ();
	
	if (!isset ($_POST['AuthLogin']) || $_POST['AuthLogin'] == '' || !isset ($_POST['AuthPass']) || $_POST['AuthPass'] == '') {
		$AuthError[] = $ForumLang['AuthErrors']['WrongLoginPass'];
	}
	else {
		$AuthLogin = trim ($_POST['AuthLogin']);
		$AuthPass  = trim ($_POST['AuthPass']);
		$CheckUserValid = 0;	    
		//проверка логина-пароля
		$SQLCheckAuth = 'SELECT UserID, UserPassword, UserMail, GroupID
						 FROM users
						 WHERE UserLogin = \'' . Defence_EscapeString ($DBType, $AuthLogin) . '\'';
		$CheckAuthQuery = DB_Query ($DBType, $SQLCheckAuth, $ForumConnection);
		if (!$CheckAuthQuery) {		 
			exit ('Error while checking auth data!');
		}
		$UserExists = DB_NumRows ($DBType, $CheckAuthQuery);
		if ($UserExists == 0) {
			$CheckUserValid++;		      
		}	       
		//массив		
		$UserRow = DB_FetchAssoc ($DBType, $CheckAuthQuery);
	 //данные		
		$UserPass = $UserRow['UserPassword'];
		$UserID   = intval ($UserRow['UserID']);
		$UserMail = $UserRow['UserMail'];
		$GroupID  = intval ($UserRow['GroupID']);
		if (Main_Crypt ($AuthPass) <> $UserPass) {
			$CheckUserValid++;
		}
		if ($CheckUserValid > 0) {
			$AuthError[] = $ForumLang['AuthErrors']['WrongLoginPass'];
		}
		else {
			//удаление из гостей
			$SQLDelFromGuests = 'DELETE FROM guest_activity
								 WHERE SessionID=\'' . $SessionID . '\'';
			$DelFromGuestsQuery = DB_Query ($DBType, $SQLDelFromGuests, $ForumConnection);
			if (!$DelFromGuestsQuery) {		     
				exit ('Error while deleting user from guest table!');
			}		       
			//редактирование таблицы пользователя
			$CurAction = 'main_page';
			$SQLUpdateUser = 'UPDATE user_activity
					  SET UserLastLogin=\'' . $Now . '\', UserLastAction=\'' . $CurAction . '\', UserIsOnline=\'yes\'
							  WHERE UserID=\'' . $UserID . '\'';
			$UpdateUserQuery = DB_Query ($DBType, $SQLUpdateUser, $ForumConnection);
			if (!$UpdateUserQuery) {			
				exit ('Error while updating user status onto \'yes\'!');
			}
			//регенерация ид сессии		 
			session_regenerate_id (TRUE);
			$SecureString = '';		     
			//ip пользователя
			$CurUserIP = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
			$IPArray = explode ('.', $CurUserIP);
			$IPRanks = array ();
			for ($i=0; $i < $NumIPRanks; $i++) {
				$IPRanks[] = $IPArray[$i];
			}
			$IPFinalString = implode ('.', $IPRanks);
			$IPFinalString = sha1 ($IPFinalString . $AuthSalt);
			//user-agent
			$CurUserAgent = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; 
			$CurUserAgent = substr ($CurUserAgent, 0, 50); 
			$CurUserAgent = sha1 ($CurUserAgent . $AuthSalt); 
			//объединение
			$SecureString = sha1 ($IPFinalString . $CurUserAgent . $AuthSalt);
			//случайная строка - хеш
			$RandomString = Main_GenerateRandString (10, '1');
			$RandomString = sha1 ($RandomString . $AuthSalt . time ());
		//данные в сессию
			unset ($_SESSION['UserData']);
			$_SESSION['UserData'] = array ();
			$_SESSION['UserData']['UserType'] = 'member';
			$_SESSION['UserData']['UserID']   = $UserID;
			$_SESSION['UserData']['UserName'] = $AuthLogin;
			$_SESSION['UserData']['GroupID']  = $GroupID;
			$_SESSION['UserData'][$SecureKey] = $SecureString;
			$_SESSION['UserData'][$SecureCookieName] = $RandomString;
			//куки
			setcookie($SecureCookieName,$RandomString);
			//перенаправление
			$_SESSION['Message'] = 'auth_sucess';
			$URL = '?action=message';
			Header('Location:' . $SelfName . $URL);
			exit ();
		}
	}       
	//проверка
}

qbasic, 23 Февраля 2011

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Perl / Говнокод #5753

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sub check_dir
{
	my ($param, $mode) = @_;
	$mode ||= 'sr';

	unless ( $mode eq 'sc')
	{
		my $full_path = $config_params{$param};
		$full_path =~ /^(.+)\/(.+)$/;
		my $put = $1;

		while(1)
		{
			if (-l $full_path)
			{
				$info->debug("Load param $param = $full_path it is symlink. Readlink...");
				$full_path = readlink $full_path;
			}
			elsif (-d $full_path or -d "$put/$full_path")
			{
				$info->debug("Load param $param = $full_path. It is directory and it is exists");
				last;
			}
			else
			{
				$warning->debug("Not valid config. Error parsing param: $param");
				exit 1;
			}
		}
	}
	else
	{
		my $full_path = $config_params_sc{$param};
		$full_path =~ /^(.+)\/(.+)$/;
		my $put = $1;

		while(1)
		{
			if (-l $full_path)
			{
				$info_sc->debug("Load param $param = $full_path it is symlink. Readlink...");
				$full_path = readlink $full_path;
			}
			elsif (-d $full_path or -d "$put/$full_path")
			{
				$info_sc->debug("Load param $param = $full_path. It is directory and it is exists");
				last;
			}
			else
			{
				$warning_sc->debug("Not valid config. Error parsing param: $param");
				exit 1;
			}
		}
	}
}

По крайней мере, этот код можно сократить вдвое... И подобное по всей утилите...

SadKo, 21 Февраля 2011

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.