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SQL / Говнокод #5978

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SELECT foo.oper_id,
	                     foo.client_id,
			     base_clients.name,
			     base_clients.options,
			     base_providers.name,
	  		     base_subproviders.name,
			     base_clients.address_post,
			     base_clients.balance,
			     base_currency_types.descr,
			     base_clients.descr,
			     base_clients.client_type,
			     base_clients.pdn_permission_taken,
			     base_clients.person_use_srv_as_org,
	             base_clients.none_client
		      FROM   (SELECT oper_id,client_id FROM base_clients WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )   AND ( base_clients.client_id = '681843' OR base_clients.personal_id = '681843' OR base_clients.name ~ '[66][88][11][88][44][33]' OR base_clients.address_post ILIKE  '%681843%'OR base_clients.descr ILIKE '%681843%' )  UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM telephone_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM channel_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM dry_pair_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM inet_dynamic_ip_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   
				UNION 
				    SELECT DISTINCT sss.oper_id, sss.client_id 
					FROM inet_fixed_ip_services as sss
					    left join inet_fixed_ip_group_items as itms on (sss.oper_id = itms.oper_id and sss.user_id = itms.ip_group )
				    WHERE 
					 (  sss.oper_id = 'TT'  OR sss.oper_id = 'SC'  OR sss.oper_id = 'TT2'  OR sss.oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND 
					(  
					    sss.user_id ILIKE '%681843%'  
						OR
					    itms.ip ILIKE '%681843%'  
					)
			     UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM unix_shell_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM voip_ip_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM voip_card_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM ani_phone_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'   UNION SELECT DISTINCT oper_id,client_id FROM cable_tv_services WHERE  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  AND user_id ILIKE '%681843%'  UNION select distinct oper_id,client_id from base_client_aon_list where caller_phone = '681843' AND  (  oper_id = 'TT'  OR oper_id = 'SC'  OR oper_id = 'TT2'  OR oper_id = 'RC'  )  ) AS foo 
		             JOIN 
			     base_clients ON foo.oper_id=base_clients.oper_id AND 
			                     foo.client_id=base_clients.client_id 
			     JOIN 
			     base_providers ON base_clients.oper_id=base_providers.oper_id 
			     JOIN 
			     base_currency_types ON base_clients.oper_id=base_currency_types.oper_id AND 
			                            base_clients.currency_type=base_currency_types.currency_type
	                     LEFT JOIN
			     base_subproviders ON base_clients.oper_id=base_subproviders.oper_id AND
	                                          base_clients.suboper_id=base_subproviders.suboper_id 
	              ORDER BY to_number(base_clients.client_id,'999999999') DESC

Это запрос на простой поиск клиента в биллинге.

spaceoflabview, 14 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5967

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$type = isset($type) ? $type : '$type';

govnozmey, 13 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5911

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function buildKust( $queryId )
{
    $commentQuery = getElementsBy('queryncomment', 'query', $queryId);
    IF($commentQuery)
     foreach($commentQuery as $key=>$CQ)
      {
       $query = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM comments WHERE lev = 0 AND id = '".$CQ['comment']."' ");
       while($comment = mysql_fetch_array($query))
        $nullLevel[] = $comment; 
      } 
      IF($nullLevel)
     foreach($nullLevel as $key=>$nullComment)
      {
         $nullComment['level'] = 0;
          $brunch[0] = $nullComment;
        $kust[] = getChildren($nullComment,$brunch, 1);
      }      
  return $kust;
}

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GogaF, 06 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5907

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function get_list_templ()
{
$list = array();
$odir = opendir("../templetes");
while (($rdir = readdir($odir)) != false)
{
if ($rdir !== '.' and $rdir !== '..' and !strpos($rdir, '.'))
{
echo $rdir.': ';
$odir2 = opendir("../templetes/$rdir");
while($rdir2 = readdir($odir2))
if ($rdir2 !== '.' and $rdir2 != '..' and strpos($rdir2, '.'))
{
if ($rdir2 === 'index.php')
{
echo $rdir2."<br />";
} else
{

echo 'No exits index.php<br />';
}
}
}
}

qbasic, 06 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5900

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const mime_list = array("any"   => "7z|aiff|asf|avi|bmp|csv|doc|fla|flv|gif|gz|gzip|jpeg|jpg|mid|mov|mp3|mp4|mpc|mpeg|mpg|ods|odt|pdf|png|ppt|pxd|qt|ram|rar|rm|rmi|rmvb|rtf|sdc|sitd|swf|sxc|sxw|tar|tgz|tif|tiff|txt|vsd|wav|wma|wmv|xls|xml|zip|ico",
                            "image" => "jpg|jpeg|gif|png|ico",
                            "flash" => "swf|flv",
                            "xml"   => "xml",
                            "price" => "txt|csv");

// далее из того же класса
public function is_mime_valid($realtype, $needtype = "any")
    {
        $realtype = trim($realtype);

        if(empty($realtype) || !isset($this->mime_list[$needtype])
           || !preg_match("/(".self::mime_list[$needtype].")/i", $realtype))
           return false;

        return true;
    }
// конструктора там нет и никакой $this->mime_list не специализируется

winbackgo, 06 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5886

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/**
     * 
     * Remove single symbols
     * string $text
     */
    public function removeSingleSymbols($text)
    {
        mb_internal_encoding("UTF-8");
        $searchQuery = str_replace('"', '', $text);
        $arr = explode(" ", $searchQuery);
       
        $flag = false;
        foreach ($arr as $word){
            if(mb_strlen($word) > 1){
                if(flag){
                    $searchText .= " ";
                }
                $flag = true;
                $searchText .= $word;
            }
        }
        $searchText = trim($searchText);
        if($flag){
           $searchText = '"' . $searchText . '"';
        }else{
           $searchText = '';
        }
        
        return $searchText;
    }

blackray, 04 Марта 2011

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Си / Говнокод #5847

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printf("%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%f\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t%u\t", ...

vayerx, 02 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5834

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$url=$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
$url9=substr($url,0,9);
$url8=substr($url,0,8);
$url14=substr($url,0,14);
$url10=substr($url,0,10);
$url5=substr($url,0,5);
if ($url9=='/calendar') {
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Calendar -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}elseif ($url8=='/content'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Content -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url14=='/forum_arch'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Forum archiv -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url10=='/forum/'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Forum pages -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
elseif ($url5=='/news'){
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / News -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}
else {
printf('<!-- (C)2000-2010 Gemius SA - gemiusAudience / sitecom / Glavnaja stranitsa sajta -->
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--//--><![CDATA[//><!--
var pp_gemius_identifier = new String(\'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\');
//--><!]]>
</script>
<script type="text/javascript" src=" http://site.com/gemius/xgemius.js"></script>');
}

Вместо xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx в коде оригинальные id счетчиков. Это всё чудо лежит в базе и выполняется через eval()

nergalic, 01 Марта 2011

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PHP / Говнокод #5823

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$difference = strtotime($VipAcc['DateTime']) - time();

$d = floor($difference/60/60/24);
$h = floor(($difference - $d*60*60*24)/60/60);
$m = floor(($difference - $d*60*60*24 - $h*60*60)/60);

так и не выучил функций по работе со временем

($VipAcc['DateTime'] - значение взято з базы)

Sergunik, 28 Февраля 2011

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JavaScript / Говнокод #5817

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<script language="javascript" src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=24280&m=1&tp=5&d=j&t=n"></script><noscript><a href="http://media.fastclick.net/w/click.here?sid=24280&m=1&c=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=24280&m=1&tp=5&d=s&c=1"width=728 height=90 border=1></a></noscript> 
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1" />
<title>unstyled form</title>
<script type="text/JavaScript">
<!--
function myF(targ,selObj,restore){
  eval(targ+".location='"+selObj.options[selObj.selectedIndex].value+"'");
  if (restore) selObj.selectedIndex=0;
}
//-->
</script>
</head>

<body>
<form id="form1">
	<select name="menu1" onchange="myF('parent',this,0)">
		<option>Return to home page</option>
		<option>Contact</option>
		<option>unnamed1</option>
	</select>
</form>
</body>
</html>

С новым 1993-им годом!

xxx, 28 Февраля 2011

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.