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Java / Говнокод #15938

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config.x = Integer.parseInt(json.get("x").toString());
config.y = Integer.parseInt(json.get("y").toString());

Преобразование long в int.

Strannik1941, 07 Мая 2014

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Куча / Говнокод #15889

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open System
 
let inline un激辛カレー<'a> (f:obj) (tuple:obj) =
  match tuple with
  | :? ('a * 'a * 'a) as tuple -> 
    let a , b , c = tuple
    match f with
    | :? ('a -> 'a -> 'a -> 'a) as f -> f a b c
    | _ -> failwith "type did not matched! 3"
  | :? ('a * 'a) as tuple ->
    let a,b = tuple
    match f with
    | :? ('a -> 'a -> 'a) as f -> f a b
    | _ -> failwith "type did not matched! 2"
  | :? 'a as tuple ->
    let a = tuple
    match f with
    | :? ('a -> 'a) as f -> f a
    | _ -> failwith "type did not matched! 1"
  | _ -> failwith "type did not matched! tuple"
 
printfn"%A"<| un激辛カレー<float> (fun x->x + 1.) 2.
printfn"%A"<| un激辛カレー<int> (+) (10,10)
printfn"%A"<| un激辛カレー<string> (fun (x:string) y z->x + y + z) ("How ","are ","you?")

HaskellGovno, 03 Мая 2014

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Си / Говнокод #15870

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if(fileCounter < 1000){
      subDir =  "SUBDIREC.001";
      //много кода
    }else if (fileCounter < 2000 && fileCounter > 999){
      subDir =  "SUBDIREC.002";
      //много кода, плюс еще 17 таких же веток
    }else if (fileCounter < 20000 && fileCounter > 18999){
      subDir =  "SUBDIREC.020";
      //много кода
    }

dm-ua, 30 Апреля 2014

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C# / Говнокод #15854

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SqlConnection con = new SqlConnection(connectionString);
            string sql = "SELECT idea.Id, idea.Small_text, idea.Full_text, idea.Example_text, ";
            sql = sql + " ul.FullName as Avtor, ref.Name as Status, even.date_act, (select count (*) from events ev where ev.id_action=2 and ev.id_target=idea.Id and ev.type_target=1) as CountComm, (select count (*) from events ev where ev.id_action=57 and ev.id_target=idea.Id and ev.type_target=1) as Voit, (select max(ev.date_act) from events ev where ev.id_action in (1,2,4,5,7,8,9,10,58,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,74) and ev.id_target=idea.Id and ev.type_target=1) as Last_action";
            sql = sql + " FROM Idea idea, UserLists ul, Refbook ref, Events even ";
            sql = sql + " WHERE idea.Avtor=ul.Id and idea.Status_id = ref.Id and even.id_action=1 and even.type_target=1 and even.id_target=idea.id ";
            if (id >= 0)
                sql = sql + "  and idea.Status_id=" + id;
            if (id_avtor >= 0)
                sql = sql + "  and idea.Avtor=" + id_avtor;
            sql = sql + " ORDER BY Last_action desc";

            SqlCommand cmd = new SqlCommand(sql, con);
            cmd.CommandType = CommandType.Text;
            List<Idea> Ideas = new List<Idea>();
            using (con)
            {
                con.Open();
                SqlDataReader reader = cmd.ExecuteReader();
                while (reader.Read())
                {
                    Idea idea = GetIdeaInfo(Int32.Parse(reader["Id"].ToString()));
                    Ideas.Add(idea);
                }
                reader.Close();
                return Ideas;
            }

Принял еще один проект. ASP.NET MVC4. Автор уехал в Новую Зеландию.

Vince, 28 Апреля 2014

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JavaScript / Говнокод #15835

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function getCallback( variable ){
    return function () {
        if (!private["loginManager"].isLogin() )
            return ( private["loginManager"].callbackReauth() && false) || null ;
        return private[variable];
    }
};

когда лень ставить лишние фигурные скобки ( все внимание на средний return )

Dart_Sergius, 24 Апреля 2014

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Pascal / Говнокод #15819

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while usedthrds<>cn do
          begin
           i:=i+1;
           if manual=0 then
            if i>ccpun then
             break;
           if manual=1 then
            begin
             gotoxy(1,stroka);read(cputime[i]);
            end
           else
            begin
             gotoxy(1,stroka);write(cputime[i]);
            end;
           realsumcpu:=cputime[i]+ost;
           sumcpu:=cputime[i]+ost;
           found:=0;
           bin:=0;
           min:=1;max:=cn;
           search:
           while (min<=max) and (found=0) do
            begin
             bin:=bin+1;
             mid:=(min+max)div 2;
             if sumcpu<sortedthrd[mid] then
              max:=mid-1
             else
              if  sumcpu>sortedthrd[mid] then
               min:=mid+1
              else
               if used[mid]=1 then
                begin
                 if mid<>cn then
                  begin
                   l:=1;
                   while sortedthrd[mid+l]=sortedthrd[mid] do
                    begin
                     if used[mid+l]<>1 then
                      begin
                        mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid+l];
                        mdldnum:=sortednum[mid+l];
                        ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
                        used[mid+l]:=1;
                        found:=1;break;
                      end;
                    l:=l+1;
                    if mid+l>cn then break;
                  end;
              end;
            if (mid<>1) and (found=0) then
              begin
                l:=1;
                while sortedthrd[mid-l]=sortedthrd[mid] do
                  begin
                    if used[mid-l]<>1 then
                      begin
                        mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid-l];
                        mdldnum:=sortednum[mid-l];
                        ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
                        used[mid-l]:=1;
                        found:=1;break;
                      end;
                    l:=l+1;
                    if mid-l<1 then break;
                  end;
              end;
            break;
          end
        else
          begin
            mdldmas:=sortedthrd[mid];
            mdldnum:=sortednum[mid];
            used[mid]:=1;
            ost:=realsumcpu-mdldmas;
            found:=1;
            break;
          end;
      end;

if (found=0) and (sumcpu>0) then
  begin
    sumcpu:=sumcpu-1;bin:=0;min:=1;max:=cn;
    goto search;
  end;
if found=0 then
    ost:=realsumcpu
else
  begin
    gotoxy(6,stroka);write (realsumcpu);gotoxy (12,stroka);write (mdldmas);gotoxy(18,stroka);write(mdldnum);gotoxy(24,stroka);write(ost);gotoxy(30,stroka);write(bin);
    stroka:=stroka+1;
  end;
if found=1 then
  begin
    realsumcpu:=ost;
    sumcpu:=ost;
    found:=0;bin:=0;min:=1;max:=cn;
    goto search;
  end;

Как студенты пишут сортировку (полная версия https://gist.github.com/Karasiq/11184652)

jkhne4pijgberg, 22 Апреля 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #15795

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/**
* Handles Registration Links.
*
* @package s2Member\Registrations
* @since 3.5
*
* @attaches-to ``add_action("init");``
*
* @return null Or exits script execution after redirection.
*/
public static function register ()
{
	do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_before_register", get_defined_vars ());

	if (!empty ($_GET["s2member_register"])) // If they're attempting to access the registration system.
		{
			while (@ob_end_clean ()); // Clean any existing output buffers.

			$msg_503 = _x ('<strong>Your Link Expired:</strong><br />Please contact Support if you need assistance.', "s2member-front", "s2member");

			if (is_array ($register = preg_split ("/\:\.\:\|\:\.\:/", c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::decrypt (trim (stripslashes ((string)$_GET["s2member_register"]))))))
				{
					if (count ($register) === 6 && $register[0] === "subscr_gateway_subscr_id_custom_item_number_time" /* Does the checksum value match up here? */)
						{
							if (is_numeric ($register[5]) && $register[5] <= strtotime ("now") && $register[5] >= strtotime ("-" . apply_filters ("ws_plugin__s2member_register_link_exp_time", "2 days", get_defined_vars ())))
								{
									$_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[1]);
									$_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[2]);
									$_COOKIE["s2member_custom"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[3]);
									$_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"] = /* For ``reg_cookies_ok ()``. */ c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_encryption::encrypt ($register[4]);

									if (($reg_cookies = c_ws_plugin__s2member_register_access::reg_cookies_ok ()) && extract ($reg_cookies) /* Needed? */)
										{
											status_header(200); // Send a 200 OK status header.
											header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8"); // Content-Type with UTF-8.

											setcookie ("s2member_subscr_gateway", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_subscr_gateway", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_gateway"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
											setcookie ("s2member_subscr_id", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_subscr_id", $_COOKIE["s2member_subscr_id"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
											setcookie ("s2member_custom", $_COOKIE["s2member_custom"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_custom", $_COOKIE["s2member_custom"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);
											setcookie ("s2member_item_number", $_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"], time () + 31556926, COOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN) . setcookie ("s2member_item_number", $_COOKIE["s2member_item_number"], time () + 31556926, SITECOOKIEPATH, COOKIE_DOMAIN);

											do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_during_register", get_defined_vars ());

											if (is_multisite () && c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_conds::is_multisite_farm () && is_main_site () && ($location = c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_urls::wp_signup_url ()))
												{
													echo '<script type="text/javascript">' . "\n";
													echo "window.location = '" . c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_strings::esc_js_sq ($location) . "';";
													echo '</script>' . "\n";
												}
											else if (($location = c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_urls::wp_register_url ()))
												{
													echo '<script type="text/javascript">' . "\n";
													echo "window.location = '" . c_ws_plugin__s2member_utils_strings::esc_js_sq ($location) . "';";
													echo '</script>' . "\n";
												}
											exit (); // Clean exit. The browser will now be redirected to ``$location``.
										}
									else
										status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
								}
							else
								status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
						}
					else
						status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
				}
			else
				status_header(503) . header ("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8") . exit ($msg_503);
		}

	do_action ("ws_plugin__s2member_after_register", get_defined_vars ());
}

Концовка особенно захватывающа.

Плагин для Wordpress - s2member, https://www.s2member.com/codex/stable/source/s2member/includes/classes/register-in.inc.php

antongorodezkiy, 20 Апреля 2014

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C++ / Говнокод #15776

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std::cout << std::cout << "Hello, world";

С гейдевчика, странно, что здесь не было.

DlangGovno, 17 Апреля 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #15718

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// Will we have a result object instantiated? If not - we'll simply return TRUE
if ($return_object !== TRUE) {
	if ($this->cache_on === TRUE && $this->cache_autodel === TRUE && $this->_cache_init()) {
		$this->CACHE->delete();
	}
	return TRUE;
}

// Return TRUE if we don't need to create a result object
if ($return_object !== TRUE) {
	return TRUE;
}

Codeigniter / классика
https://github.com/EllisLab/CodeIgniter/blob/develop/system/database/DB_driver.php#L668

Fike, 09 Апреля 2014

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PHP / Говнокод #15645

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/**
     * Определение типа документа - Комплектация/Разукомплектация
     * @param $reverse
     * @return string
     */
    protected function get_reverse($reverse)
    {
        if(in_array($reverse, ['TRUE', 'true', true, 1, '1'], true)) {
            return 'TRUE';
        }
        if(in_array($reverse, ['FALSE', 'false', false, 0, '0', ''], true)) {
            return 'FALSE';
        }
    }

Продолжение вот этого http://govnokod.ru/15643 кода придется делать

smpl, 02 Апреля 2014

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.