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JavaScript / Говнокод #24537

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Почему "getElementById", а не "getElementByID"?

KOHTPArEHTTBOEuMAMKu, 24 Июля 2018

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SQL / Говнокод #24273

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"SELECT " +
                    "2 AS recType," +
                    "1 AS cnt," +
                    "''  AS vndName," +
                    "'' AS catName," +
                    "off.orderBy1S AS orderBy1S," +
                    "off._id AS _id," +
                    "off.vendorCode AS vendorCode," +
                    "off.price AS price," +
                    "off.currencyId AS currencyId," +
                    "off.thumbnail AS thumbnail," +
                    "off.name AS name," +
                    "IFNULL(crt.quantity,0) AS quantityItem," +
                    "off.queryRest AS queryRest," +
                    "off.valueRest AS valueRest," +
                    "off.lastChangedRest AS lastChangedRest," +
                    "off.price_uah_ir AS price_uah_ir," +
                    "IFNULL(vlt.[rate],0) AS rate " + //валютный курс для currencyId товара
                    "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                    "LEFT JOIN tCart AS crt ON off.vendorCode=crt.offerId " +
                    "LEFT JOIN tCurrency AS vlt ON off.currencyId=vlt.valute " +

                    "WHERE  off.vendorName='" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND off.categoryId=" + CATEGORY_ID + " AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                    "UNION " +
                    "SELECT " +
                    "1," +
                    "COUNT(*)," +
                    "MAX(vnd.name)," +
                    "IFNULL(cat.name,'')," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "''," +
                    "''," +
                    "vnd.name," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "''," +
                    "''," +
                    "0," +
                    "0 " +
                    "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                    "LEFT JOIN tVendor AS vnd ON off.vendorName=vnd.name " +
                    "INNER JOIN tCategory AS cat ON off.categoryId=cat._id " +
                    "WHERE  off.vendorName='" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND off.categoryId=" + CATEGORY_ID + " AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                    "GROUP BY vnd.name HAVING COUNT(*)>0 " +
                    "UNION " +
                    "SELECT " +
                    "3," +
                    "COUNT(*)," +
                    "MAX('Другой товар')," +
                    "''," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "''," +
                    "''," +
                    "'Другой товар'," +
                    "0," +
                    "0," +
                    "''," +
                    "''," +
                    "0," +
                    "0 " +
                    "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                    "WHERE  off.vendorName<>'" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                    "GROUP BY 'Другой товар' HAVING COUNT(*)>0 " +
                    "UNION " +
                    "SELECT " +
                    "4," +
                    "1," +
                    "''," +
                    "''," +
                    "off.orderBy1S," +
                    "off._id," +
                    "off.vendorCode," +
                    "off.price," +
                    "off.currencyId," +
                    "off.thumbnail," +
                    "off.name," +
                    "IFNULL(crt.quantity,0)," +
                    "off.queryRest," +
                    "off.valueRest," +
                    "off.lastChangedRest," +
                    "off.price_uah_ir," +
                    "IFNULL(vlt.[rate],0) " + //валютный курс для currencyId товара
                    "FROM tOffer AS off " +
                    "LEFT JOIN tCart AS crt ON off.vendorCode=crt.offerId " +
                    "LEFT JOIN tCurrency AS vlt ON off.currencyId=vlt.valute " +
                    "WHERE  off.vendorName<>'" + BRAND_NAME + "' AND  (off.name LIKE " + nameFilter + ") " +
                    "ORDER BY  recType,orderBy1S ";

Комменты говорят, что это поиск по бренду и названию

makesense, 16 Мая 2018

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Java / Говнокод #24249

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if (x_sum_first_row == 3 || x_sum_second_row == 3 || x_sum_third_row == 3 ||
            x_sum_first_column == 3 || x_sum_second_column == 3 || x_sum_third_column == 3 ||
            x_sumDiagonalLR == 3 || x_sumDiagonalRL == 3 ||
            o_sum_first_row == 3 || o_sum_second_row == 3 || o_sum_third_row == 3 ||
            o_sum_first_column == 3 || o_sum_second_column == 3 || o_sum_third_column == 3 ||
            o_sumDiagonalLR == 3 || o_sumDiagonalRL == 3)
            someoneWon = true;

        return someoneWon;

https://codereview.stackexchange.com/questions/125248/java-tic-tac-toe-game-implemented-through-mvc

roskomgovno, 11 Мая 2018

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C++ / Говнокод #24199

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struct Bar {};

class Foo {
public:
    Bar& bar() const { return *bp; }

private:
    Bar b;
    Bar * const bp = &b;
};

https://wandbox.org/permlink/7JPzrvslrUwbvREb

Как называется данный говнопаттерн?

Elvenfighter, 27 Апреля 2018

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Си / Говнокод #24160

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// ...
int datastack [ 4096 ] ;
int *dp = datastack ;

int push ( int x ) {
    return *dp++ = x ;
}

int pop() {
    return *--dp ;
}

// ...

void execute() {
    ((void(*)())pop())() ;
}

// ...

Мама! Мама! Я покакал!

yet_another_one_shit, 20 Апреля 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24039

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Зубы против хуя!

PaulDenisevich, 30 Марта 2018

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Куча / Говнокод #24022

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https://youtu.be/dV2e3FlOmYU

Что думаете об этом?

vvkir, 28 Марта 2018

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C++ / Говнокод #23979

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// OK
class foo {};
void foo();

// не ОК: error: 'void bar()' redeclared as different kind of symbol
namespace bar {}
void bar();

"Двойные стандарты"

Elvenfighter, 22 Марта 2018

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PHP / Говнокод #23964

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foreach ($imagesData['file_title'] as $i1 => $d1) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i1>0) {
                Media::find($i1)->update(['title'=>$imagesData['file_title'][$i1]]);
            }
        }
        foreach ($imagesData['author_name'] as $i2 => $d2) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i2>0) {
                Media::find($i2)->update(['author_name'=>$imagesData['author_name'][$i2]]);
            } 
        }
        foreach ($imagesData['author_link'] as $i3 => $d3) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i3>0) {
                Media::find($i3)->update(['author_url'=>$imagesData['author_link'][$i3]]);
            } 
        }
        foreach ($imagesData['source_link'] as $i4 => $d4) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i4>0) {
                Media::find($i4)->update(['source_url'=>$imagesData['source_link'][$i4]]);
            } 
        }
        foreach ($imagesData['license_name'] as $i5 => $d5) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i5>0) {
                Media::find($i5)->update(['license_name'=>$imagesData['license_name'][$i5]]);
            } 
        }
        foreach ($imagesData['license_link'] as $i6 => $d6) {
            usleep(5);
            
            if($i6>0) {
                Media::find($i6)->update(['license_url'=>$imagesData['license_link'][$i6]]);
            } 
        }

Laravel, блять.
Вот и пусти араба в свою ветку.

Romanovich095, 19 Марта 2018

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Python / Говнокод #23939

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assert exec("from my_runtime_analyze_lib import do_amazing_magic") or True


if __name__ == '__main__':
    do_smth()
    assert do_amazing_magic()
    do_smth_else()

Как вхерачить в код любую ересь для dev окружения, а потом отключить на продакшене. Только не забыть бы на проде при запуске флаг оптимизации.

intestinalbrain, 16 Марта 2018

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.