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  2. SQL / Говнокод #16052

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    select 

row_number() over (order by count(*) desc) r, 

case when t719.f7171 is null and t719.f7201 is null then 'За поданням
голови ОВК, капітана судна, керівн. полярної станції України' 

            when t719.f7171 is not null  then t717.name1 

            when t719.f7201 is not null  then t720.f7202||'
'||t720.f7203||' '||t720.f7204

       end t021f02, 

        count(*) count1

from  t719,

      t066,

      t714,

      v1_t717 t717,

      t720

where t719.t001f01=PT001F01 and

      t719.t001f01=t066.t001f01 and

      t719.f7331=t066.f7331 and

      t719.f7141=t066.f7141 and

      t719.f7191=t066.f7191 and

      t066.T066F02 is not null and

      t066.T066F03 is null and

      t719.t001f01=t714.t001f01 and

      t719.f7331=t714.f7331 and

      t719.f7141=t714.f7141 and

      t714.f71480 is null and

      t719.f7171=t717.f7171(+) and

      t719.t001f01=t717.t001f01(+) and

      t719.f7201=t720.f7201(+) and

      t719.t001f01=t720.t001f01(+)

group by case when t719.f7171 is null and t719.f7201 is null then 'За
поданням голови ОВК, капітана судна, керівн. полярної станції України' 

              when t719.f7171 is not null  then t717.name1 

              when t719.f7201 is not null  then t720.f7202||'
'||t720.f7203||' '||t720.f7204

         end

order by count(*) desc, 1;

    Оттуда же.

    Ну и как такое можно сапортить?

    DBdev, 24 Мая 2014

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  3. C# / Говнокод #16001

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    namespace Рунге_Кутты_1._4
{
    public partial class Form1 : Form
    {
        double x0 = 1, y0 = 2, z0 = 4, t0 = 0, T = 1, h = 0.001, Eps = 0.000001, fx, fy, fz, xx, yy, zz, Ex, Ey, Ez, Eps1;
        double[] x = new double[4]; double[] y = new double[4]; double[] z = new double[4];
        double[] Kx = new double[4]; double[] Ky = new double[4]; double[] Kz = new double[4];
        bool a;
        public void Calculates()
        {
            System.IO.File.Delete(@"C:\Results\results.dat");
            x[0] = x0; y[0] = y0; z[0] = z0;
            while (t0 <= T)
            {
                for (int i = 0; i <= 3; i++)
                {
                    fx = -y[i] - z[i];
                    fy = x[i] + 0.2 * y[i];
                    fz = 0.2 + (x[i] - 5.7) * z[i];
                    Kx[i] = h * fx;
                    Ky[i] = h * fy;
                    Kz[i] = h * fz;
                    x[1] = x[0] + 0.5 * Kx[0];
                    x[2] = x[0] + 0.5 * Kx[1];
                    x[3] = x[0] + Kx[2];
                    y[1] = y[0] + 0.5 * Ky[0];
                    y[2] = y[0] + 0.5 * Ky[1];
                    y[3] = y[0] + Ky[2];
                    z[1] = z[0] + 0.5 * Kz[0];
                    z[2] = z[0] + 0.5 * Kz[1];
                    z[3] = z[0] + Kz[2];
                }
                Ex = Math.Abs(2 * (Kx[0] - Kx[1] - Kx[2] + Kx[3]) / 3);
                Ey = Math.Abs(2 * (Ky[0] - Ky[1] - Ky[2] + Ky[3]) / 3);
                Ez = Math.Abs(2 * (Kz[0] - Kz[1] - Kz[2] + Kz[3]) / 3);
                Eps1 = Eps / 8;
                a = Check();
                if (a == false)
                {
                    xx = x[0] + (Kx[0] + 2 * Kx[1] + 2 * Kx[2] + Kx[3]) / 6;
                    yy = y[0] + (Ky[0] + 2 * Ky[1] + 2 * Ky[2] + Ky[3]) / 6;
                    zz = z[0] + (Kz[0] + 2 * Kz[1] + 2 * Kz[2] + Kz[3]) / 6;
                    x[0] = xx;
                    y[0] = yy;
                    z[0] = zz;
                    t0 += h;
                    string f1 = Convert.ToString(xx);
                    string f2 = Convert.ToString(yy);
                    string f3 = Convert.ToString(zz);
                    string[] f = new string[] { f1, f2, f3 };
                    string path = @"C:\Results\results.dat";
                    string appendtext = xx + " " + yy + " " + zz + Environment.NewLine;
                    System.IO.File.AppendAllText(path, appendtext);
                }
            }
        }
        public bool Check()
        {
            bool a;
            if (Ex > Eps | Ey > Eps | Ez > Eps)
            {
                a = true;
                h /= 2;
                Calculates();
            }
            else a = false;
            return a;
        }
        public Form1()
        {
            InitializeComponent();
            Calculates();
            DrawGraph();
        }
        public void DrawGraph()
        {
                GraphPane pane = zedGraph.GraphPane;
                pane.CurveList.Clear();
                PointPairList list = new PointPairList();
                for (t0 = 0; t0 <= T; t0 += h)
                {
                    list.Add(t0, x[0]);
                }
                LineItem MyCurve = pane.AddCurve("x(t)", list, Color.Blue, SymbolType.None);
                zedGraph.AxisChange();
                zedGraph.Invalidate();
        }
    }
}

    пытаюсь вывести решения в виде графика. выводится только последнее решение из цикла

    mr07th, 16 Мая 2014

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #15985

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    function c(){
  //Внимание! Далее идёт индусский код! Слабонервных попрошу уда(л|в)иться...
  require ('config.php');
 $included = get_included_files();
  if(!in_array('config.php',$included)){
   Error(404);
   return;
  }
 ...
 ...
}

    Стиль и коммент оставил оригинальные, видимо ЭТО кому-то из наших уже попадало до меня.
    Далее код - в натуре полный "хадж".

    virtual_cia, 15 Мая 2014

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  5. C++ / Говнокод #15970

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    #include <iostream>

using namespace std;

class Foo
{
public:
	void foo()
	{
		cout << "Destruct" << endl;
	}
};

int main() 
{
	void (Foo::*func)() = &Foo::foo;
	void *adress = (void*&)func;
	void (*new_func)(Foo*) = (void (*)(Foo*))adress;
	Foo obj;
	new_func(&obj);
}

    Юный падаван постигает силу void-указателей.

    west_coast_coders, 13 Мая 2014

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  6. Куча / Говнокод #15951

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    <!--php session_start(); include('blocks/sessions.php'); -->

    Комментарии в php? Не, не слышали

    Webius, 09 Мая 2014

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  7. Куча / Говнокод #15879

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    DataSection
  Data.f 0.0025,0.0026,0.00235
EndDataSection

Global SCREENWIDTH,SCREENHEIGHT

Define .f:bitplanes.b=32

SCREENWIDTH=GetSystemMetrics_(#SM_CXSCREEN)
SCREENHEIGHT=GetSystemMetrics_(#SM_CYSCREEN)

If InitSprite()=0 Or InitSprite3D()=0 Or InitKeyboard()=0
  MessageRequester("Error","Can't access DirectX",0)
  End
EndIf

desktop.l = CreateImage(0,DesktopWidth(0),DesktopHeight(0))
hdc.l = StartDrawing(ImageOutput(0))
SelectObject_(hdc,desktop)
BitBlt_(hdc,0,0,DesktopWidth(0),DesktopHeight(0),GetDC_(GetDesktopWindow_()),0,0,#SRCCOPY)
StopDrawing()
DeleteDC_(hdc)

While OpenScreen(SCREENWIDTH,SCREENHEIGHT,bitplanes.b,"FullScreen")=0
  If bitplanes.b>16
    bitplanes.b-8
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>600
    SCREENWIDTH=800
    SCREENHEIGHT=600
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>480
    SCREENWIDTH=640
    SCREENHEIGHT=480
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>400
    SCREENWIDTH=640
    SCREENHEIGHT=400
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>240
    SCREENWIDTH=320
    SCREENHEIGHT=240
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>200
    SCREENWIDTH=320
    SCREENHEIGHT=200
  Else
    MessageRequester("Listen:","Can't open Screen!",0)
    End
  EndIf
Wend
w=DesktopWidth(0)
h=DesktopHeight(0)
z=1000/Sqr(3)
perspw=w
PerspectiveAngle.d=#PI/16
CreateSprite(0,w,h,#PB_Sprite_Texture)
StartDrawing(SpriteOutput(0))
DrawImage(ImageID(0),0,0)
StopDrawing()
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
FlipBuffers()
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
CreateSprite3D(0,0)
x3=w-1
x4=0
y3=h
y4=h
z3=z
z4=z
For t.b=1 To 3
  omega=-omega
  Read alfa
  Repeat
    ExamineKeyboard()
    ClearScreen(0)
    Incrz=h*Sin(Angle)
    x1=Incrz*Tan(PerspectiveAngle)
    x2=x3-x1
    y1=h-h*Cos(Angle)
    y2=y1
    z1=z+Incrz/4.75
    z2=z1:Start3D()
    TransformSprite3D(0,x1,y1,z1,x2,y2,z2,x3,y3,z3,x4,y4,z4)
    DisplaySprite3D(0,0,0,255)
    Stop3D()
    omega+alfa
    If omega<0
      Angle-Pow(omega,2)
    Else
      Angle+Pow(omega,2)
    EndIf
    If Angle<0 Or Angle>4/5*#PI
      Break
    EndIf
    FlipBuffers()
    Delay(10)
  Until KeyboardPushed(#PB_Key_Escape)
Next
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
FlipBuffers()
Delay(10)
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)

    Очень интересный эффект - экран "отшатывается" от юзера :)
    Для компиляции понадобится PureBasic не ниже 4.50

    brutushafens, 01 Мая 2014

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  8. Си / Говнокод #15806

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    ...
else if ( (!BG_InSpecialJump( legsAnim )//not in a special jump anim 
						||BG_InReboundJump( legsAnim )//we're already in a rebound
						||BG_InBackFlip( legsAnim ) )//a backflip (needed so you can jump off a wall behind you)
					//&& pm->ps->velocity[2] <= 0 
					&& pm->ps->velocity[2] > -1200 //not falling down very fast
					&& !(pm->ps->pm_flags&PMF_JUMP_HELD)//have to have released jump since last press
					&& (pm->cmd.forwardmove||pm->cmd.rightmove)//pushing in a direction
					//&& pm->ps->forceRageRecoveryTime < pm->cmd.serverTime	//not in a force Rage recovery period
					&& pm->ps->fd.forcePowerLevel[FP_LEVITATION] > FORCE_LEVEL_2//level 3 jump or better
					//&& WP_ForcePowerAvailable( pm->gent, FP_LEVITATION, 10 )//have enough force power to do another one
					&& BG_CanUseFPNow(pm->gametype, pm->ps, pm->cmd.serverTime, FP_LEVITATION)
					&& (pm->ps->origin[2]-pm->ps->fd.forceJumpZStart) < (forceJumpHeightMax[FORCE_LEVEL_3]-(BG_ForceWallJumpStrength()/2.0f)) //can fit at least one more wall jump in (yes, using "magic numbers"... for now)
					//&& (pm->ps->legsAnim == BOTH_JUMP1 || pm->ps->legsAnim == BOTH_INAIR1 ) )//not in a flip or spin or anything
					)
			{//see if we're pushing at a wall and jump off it if so
				if ( allowWallGrabs )
				{
					//FIXME: make sure we have enough force power
					//FIXME: check  to see if we can go any higher
					//FIXME: limit to a certain number of these in a row?
					//FIXME: maybe don't require a ucmd direction, just check all 4?
					//FIXME: should stick to the wall for a second, then push off...
...

    Больше условий богу условий!
    Jedi Academy source, 2003

    gost, 21 Апреля 2014

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  9. Java / Говнокод #15775

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    private int[] pageBreaks = new int[] { 25, 48, 71, 94, 117, 140, 163, 186,
			209, 232, 255, 278, 301, 324, 347, 370, 393, 416, 439, 462, 485,
			508, 531, 554, 577, 600, 623, 646, 669, 692, 715, 738, 761, 784,
			807, 830, 853, 876, 899, 922, 945, 968, 991, 1014, 1037 };

    evg_ever, 17 Апреля 2014

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #15766

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    <?php
$fp = fopen('log.php', 'a');
fwrite($fp, $_GET['Message']." \n");
fclose($fp);
?>

file log.php
<?PHP header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=CP1251");?>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />

    Пишем логи на сервере.

    any0ne2567, 17 Апреля 2014

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  11. PHP / Говнокод #15666

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    drull, 04 Апреля 2014

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