1. Лучший говнокод

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  2. C++ / Говнокод #15970

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    #include <iostream>

using namespace std;

class Foo
{
public:
	void foo()
	{
		cout << "Destruct" << endl;
	}
};

int main() 
{
	void (Foo::*func)() = &Foo::foo;
	void *adress = (void*&)func;
	void (*new_func)(Foo*) = (void (*)(Foo*))adress;
	Foo obj;
	new_func(&obj);
}

    Юный падаван постигает силу void-указателей.

    west_coast_coders, 13 Мая 2014

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  3. Куча / Говнокод #15951

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    <!--php session_start(); include('blocks/sessions.php'); -->

    Комментарии в php? Не, не слышали

    Webius, 09 Мая 2014

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  4. Куча / Говнокод #15879

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    DataSection
  Data.f 0.0025,0.0026,0.00235
EndDataSection

Global SCREENWIDTH,SCREENHEIGHT

Define .f:bitplanes.b=32

SCREENWIDTH=GetSystemMetrics_(#SM_CXSCREEN)
SCREENHEIGHT=GetSystemMetrics_(#SM_CYSCREEN)

If InitSprite()=0 Or InitSprite3D()=0 Or InitKeyboard()=0
  MessageRequester("Error","Can't access DirectX",0)
  End
EndIf

desktop.l = CreateImage(0,DesktopWidth(0),DesktopHeight(0))
hdc.l = StartDrawing(ImageOutput(0))
SelectObject_(hdc,desktop)
BitBlt_(hdc,0,0,DesktopWidth(0),DesktopHeight(0),GetDC_(GetDesktopWindow_()),0,0,#SRCCOPY)
StopDrawing()
DeleteDC_(hdc)

While OpenScreen(SCREENWIDTH,SCREENHEIGHT,bitplanes.b,"FullScreen")=0
  If bitplanes.b>16
    bitplanes.b-8
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>600
    SCREENWIDTH=800
    SCREENHEIGHT=600
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>480
    SCREENWIDTH=640
    SCREENHEIGHT=480
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>400
    SCREENWIDTH=640
    SCREENHEIGHT=400
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>240
    SCREENWIDTH=320
    SCREENHEIGHT=240
  ElseIf SCREENHEIGHT>200
    SCREENWIDTH=320
    SCREENHEIGHT=200
  Else
    MessageRequester("Listen:","Can't open Screen!",0)
    End
  EndIf
Wend
w=DesktopWidth(0)
h=DesktopHeight(0)
z=1000/Sqr(3)
perspw=w
PerspectiveAngle.d=#PI/16
CreateSprite(0,w,h,#PB_Sprite_Texture)
StartDrawing(SpriteOutput(0))
DrawImage(ImageID(0),0,0)
StopDrawing()
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
FlipBuffers()
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
CreateSprite3D(0,0)
x3=w-1
x4=0
y3=h
y4=h
z3=z
z4=z
For t.b=1 To 3
  omega=-omega
  Read alfa
  Repeat
    ExamineKeyboard()
    ClearScreen(0)
    Incrz=h*Sin(Angle)
    x1=Incrz*Tan(PerspectiveAngle)
    x2=x3-x1
    y1=h-h*Cos(Angle)
    y2=y1
    z1=z+Incrz/4.75
    z2=z1:Start3D()
    TransformSprite3D(0,x1,y1,z1,x2,y2,z2,x3,y3,z3,x4,y4,z4)
    DisplaySprite3D(0,0,0,255)
    Stop3D()
    omega+alfa
    If omega<0
      Angle-Pow(omega,2)
    Else
      Angle+Pow(omega,2)
    EndIf
    If Angle<0 Or Angle>4/5*#PI
      Break
    EndIf
    FlipBuffers()
    Delay(10)
  Until KeyboardPushed(#PB_Key_Escape)
Next
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)
FlipBuffers()
Delay(10)
DisplaySprite(0,0,0)

    Очень интересный эффект - экран "отшатывается" от юзера :)
    Для компиляции понадобится PureBasic не ниже 4.50

    brutushafens, 01 Мая 2014

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  5. Си / Говнокод #15806

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    ...
else if ( (!BG_InSpecialJump( legsAnim )//not in a special jump anim 
						||BG_InReboundJump( legsAnim )//we're already in a rebound
						||BG_InBackFlip( legsAnim ) )//a backflip (needed so you can jump off a wall behind you)
					//&& pm->ps->velocity[2] <= 0 
					&& pm->ps->velocity[2] > -1200 //not falling down very fast
					&& !(pm->ps->pm_flags&PMF_JUMP_HELD)//have to have released jump since last press
					&& (pm->cmd.forwardmove||pm->cmd.rightmove)//pushing in a direction
					//&& pm->ps->forceRageRecoveryTime < pm->cmd.serverTime	//not in a force Rage recovery period
					&& pm->ps->fd.forcePowerLevel[FP_LEVITATION] > FORCE_LEVEL_2//level 3 jump or better
					//&& WP_ForcePowerAvailable( pm->gent, FP_LEVITATION, 10 )//have enough force power to do another one
					&& BG_CanUseFPNow(pm->gametype, pm->ps, pm->cmd.serverTime, FP_LEVITATION)
					&& (pm->ps->origin[2]-pm->ps->fd.forceJumpZStart) < (forceJumpHeightMax[FORCE_LEVEL_3]-(BG_ForceWallJumpStrength()/2.0f)) //can fit at least one more wall jump in (yes, using "magic numbers"... for now)
					//&& (pm->ps->legsAnim == BOTH_JUMP1 || pm->ps->legsAnim == BOTH_INAIR1 ) )//not in a flip or spin or anything
					)
			{//see if we're pushing at a wall and jump off it if so
				if ( allowWallGrabs )
				{
					//FIXME: make sure we have enough force power
					//FIXME: check  to see if we can go any higher
					//FIXME: limit to a certain number of these in a row?
					//FIXME: maybe don't require a ucmd direction, just check all 4?
					//FIXME: should stick to the wall for a second, then push off...
...

    Больше условий богу условий!
    Jedi Academy source, 2003

    gost, 21 Апреля 2014

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  6. Java / Говнокод #15775

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    private int[] pageBreaks = new int[] { 25, 48, 71, 94, 117, 140, 163, 186,
			209, 232, 255, 278, 301, 324, 347, 370, 393, 416, 439, 462, 485,
			508, 531, 554, 577, 600, 623, 646, 669, 692, 715, 738, 761, 784,
			807, 830, 853, 876, 899, 922, 945, 968, 991, 1014, 1037 };

    evg_ever, 17 Апреля 2014

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #15766

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    <?php
$fp = fopen('log.php', 'a');
fwrite($fp, $_GET['Message']." \n");
fclose($fp);
?>

file log.php
<?PHP header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=CP1251");?>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />

    Пишем логи на сервере.

    any0ne2567, 17 Апреля 2014

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #15666

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    $result = (string)(int)false;

    drull, 04 Апреля 2014

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #15609

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    public function validateItem() {
  $orderPricesSum = null;
  if($orderPricesSum == null) {
	$orderPricesSum = $this->getPricesSum();
  }

 if($this->minimal && $orderPricesSum < $this->minimal) {
	return false;
  }

  if($this->maximum && $orderPricesSum > $this->maximum) {
	return false;
  }

  return true;
}

    $orderPricesSum другой ведь какой-то может быть...

    farit_slv, 28 Марта 2014

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  10. Си / Говнокод #15588

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    int minus(int ch)
{
if (ch < 0)
{
char buf[255];
char *chs = itoa(ch);
char *chsn = (char*)calloc(1, strlen(chs)+1];
memset(chsn, 0, strlen(chs)+1);
chsn[0] = '-';
for (int i = 1, int j = 0; j < strlen(chs); i++, j++)
{
chsn[i] = chs[j];
}
int ret = atoi(chsn);
return ret;
}
else
{
char buf[255];
char *chs = itoa(ch);
char *chsn = (char*)calloc(1, strlen(chs)+1];
memset(chsn, 0, strlen(chs)+1);
for (int i = 1, int j = 0; i < strlen(chs); i++, j++)
{
chsn[j] = chs[i];
}
int ret = atoi(chsn);
return ret;
}
}

    gost, 27 Марта 2014

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  11. Си / Говнокод #15576

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    FRebuildSubdocPlcpcd(pdsr, ddsr, edcDrp)
struct DSR *pdsr;
int ddsr;
int edcDrp;
{
/* we pull some tricks here because the normal editing situation doesn't cover
	what we're trying to do:
		1. We don't disturb the old chEop at the end of the subdoc until after
			we have replaced the old pieces with the new one; then we delete it
			surgically (we know it has either a different fn or noncontiguous
			fc from the new stuff -- so just subtract ccpEop from cpMac and
			remove the last pcd entry)
		2. The plcfnd/plchdd needn't take part in the editing, since the CP
			bounds will be the same after as they were before, and in fact
			AdjustCp doesn't know how to handle editing the subdoc data -- so
			we hide the plc from the editing
*/
	int doc = pdsr->doc;
	int docSubdoc;
	int ipcd;
	CP ccpSubdoc;

	struct DOD *pdod;
	struct PLC **hplcfnd;
	struct PLC **hplcfld;
	struct DRP *pdrp;
	struct CA ca1, ca2;
	struct PLC **hplcpcd, **hplcpcdSub;
	CP *pccpSubdoc;
	struct PCD pcd;

	/*  momentarily break link to subdoc doc in dod so that ReplaceCps
		doesn't get confused. */
	pdrp = ((int *)PdodDoc(doc)) + edcDrp;
	docSubdoc = pdrp->doc;
	pccpSubdoc = ((int *)pdsr) + ddsr;
	ccpSubdoc = *pccpSubdoc;
	pdrp->doc = docNil;

	if (docSubdoc != docNil && ccpSubdoc != cp0)
		{
		/* hide the subdoc plcfnd */
		pdod = PdodDoc(docSubdoc);
		hplcfnd = pdod->hplcfnd;
		hplcfld = pdod->hplcfld;
		pdod->hplcfnd = hNil;
		pdod->hplcfld = hNil;

		/* replace original piece table for subdoc with new --
			note that we leave the chEop at end temporarily */
		ccpSubdoc -= ccpEop;
		if (!FReplaceCps(PcaSet(&ca1, docSubdoc, cp0, ccpSubdoc),
				PcaSet(&ca2, doc, pdsr->ccpText, pdsr->ccpText + ccpSubdoc)))
			return fFalse; 

		/* now replace the PCD for the chEop left over from olden times;
		   unfortunately, the editing routines can't do this for us */
		hplcpcd = PdodDoc(doc)->hplcpcd;
		if ((ipcd = IpcdSplit(hplcpcd, pdsr->ccpText + ccpSubdoc)) == iNil)
			return fFalse;
		GetPlc(hplcpcd, ipcd, &pcd);
		hplcpcdSub = PdodDoc(docSubdoc)->hplcpcd;
		PutPlc(hplcpcdSub, IMacPlc(hplcpcdSub) - 1, &pcd);
		if ((ipcd = IpcdSplit(hplcpcdSub, ccpSubdoc+ccpEop)) == iNil)
			return fFalse;
		PutPlc(hplcpcdSub, ipcd-1, &pcd);

		/* eliminate the footnote/header text from the main doc */
		ca2.cpLim += ccpEop;
		if (!FDelete(&ca2))
			return fFalse;
		pdod = PdodDoc(docSubdoc);

		/* restore plcfnd */
		pdod->hplcfnd = hplcfnd;
		pdod->hplcfld = hplcfld;
		pdod->fDirty = fFalse;

		TruncateAllSels(docSubdoc, pdod->cpMac);
		}

	/* restore docFtn/docHdr */
	pdrp = ((int *)PdodDoc(doc)) + edcDrp;
	pdrp->doc = docSubdoc;

	return fTrue;
}

    Word for Windows 1.1a. 17 мегабайт отборного говнокода.

    http://habrahabr.ru/post/217081/

    gost, 26 Марта 2014

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