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2. PHP / Говнокод #16884

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   if($course==1) $max_semester = 2;
   if($course==2) $max_semester = 4;
   if($course==3) $max_semester = 6;
   if($course==4) $max_semester = 8;

   saksmt, 17 Октября 2014

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3. Pascal / Говнокод #16869

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   if (CurrentPlugin=nil) and (CurrentPlugin.FileName<>'InfoRTF.dll') and (CurrentPLugin.FileName<>'Preview.dll')  then begin
       if not ServerStoped then begin
           uPluginControl.StopSession();
       end;
       if ClientLoaded then begin
           ClientLoaded:=false;
           StartDemo();
       end;
   end;

   Смеяться на первой же строчке.
   Привет Алексу.

   hdkeeper, 17 Октября 2014

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4. PHP / Говнокод #16866

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   class ModelCheckoutOrder extends Model { 
    public function addOrder($data) {
       $data['login']=md5(rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100).rand(0,100));
     $this->db->query("INSERT INTO `" . DB_PREFIX . "order` SET login='".$data['login']."',invoice_prefix = '" . $this->db->escape($data['invoice_prefix']) . "', store_id = '" . (int)$data['store_id'] . "', store_name = '" . $this->db->escape($data['store_name']) . "', store_url = '" . $this->db->escape($data['store_url']) . "', customer_id = '" . (int)$data['customer_id'] . "', customer_group_id = '" . (int)$data['customer_group_id'] . "', firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['firstname']) . "', lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['lastname']) . "', email = '" . $this->db->escape($data['email']) . "', telephone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['telephone']) . "', fax = '" . $this->db->escape($data['fax']) . "', payment_firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_firstname']) . "', payment_lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_lastname']) . "', payment_company = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_company']) . "', payment_company_id = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_company_id']) . "', payment_tax_id = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_tax_id']) . "', payment_address_1 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_1']) . "', payment_address_2 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_2']) . "', payment_city = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_city']) . "', payment_postcode = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_postcode']) . "', payment_country = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_country']) . "', payment_country_id = '" . (int)$data['payment_country_id'] . "', payment_zone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_zone']) . "', payment_zone_id = '" . (int)$data['payment_zone_id'] . "', payment_address_format = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_address_format']) . "', payment_method = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_method']) . "', payment_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['payment_code']) . "', shipping_firstname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_firstname']) . "', shipping_lastname = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_lastname']) . "', shipping_company = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_company']) . "', shipping_address_1 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_1']) . "', shipping_address_2 = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_2']) . "', shipping_city = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_city']) . "', shipping_postcode = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_postcode']) . "', shipping_country = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_country']) . "', shipping_country_id = '" . (int)$data['shipping_country_id'] . "', shipping_zone = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_zone']) . "', shipping_zone_id = '" . (int)$data['shipping_zone_id'] . "', shipping_address_format = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_address_format']) . "', shipping_method = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_method']) . "', shipping_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['shipping_code']) . "', comment = '" . $this->db->escape($data['comment']) . "', total = '" . (float)$data['total'] . "', affiliate_id = '" . (int)$data['affiliate_id'] . "', commission = '" . (float)$data['commission'] . "', language_id = '" . (int)$data['language_id'] . "', currency_id = '" . (int)$data['currency_id'] . "', currency_code = '" . $this->db->escape($data['currency_code']) . "', currency_value = '" . (float)$data['currency_value'] . "', ip = '" . $this->db->escape($data['ip']) . "', forwarded_ip = '" .  $this->db->escape($data['forwarded_ip']) . "', user_agent = '" . $this->db->escape($data['user_agent']) . "', accept_language = '" . $this->db->escape($data['accept_language']) . "', date_added = NOW(), date_modified = NOW()");
   
     $order_id = $this->db->getLastId();
   
     foreach ($data['products'] as $product) { 
      $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_product SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', product_id = '" . (int)$product['product_id'] . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($product['name']) . "', model = '" . $this->db->escape($product['model']) . "', quantity = '" . (int)$product['quantity'] . "', price = '" . (float)$product['price'] . "', total = '" . (float)$product['total'] . "', tax = '" . (float)$product['tax'] . "', reward = '" . (int)$product['reward'] . "'");
    
      $order_product_id = $this->db->getLastId();
   
      foreach ($product['option'] as $option) {
       $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_option SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', order_product_id = '" . (int)$order_product_id . "', product_option_id = '" . (int)$option['product_option_id'] . "', product_option_value_id = '" . (int)$option['product_option_value_id'] . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($option['name']) . "', `value` = '" . $this->db->escape($option['value']) . "', `type` = '" . $this->db->escape($option['type']) . "'");
      }
       
      foreach ($product['download'] as $download) {
       $this->db->query("INSERT INTO " . DB_PREFIX . "order_download SET order_id = '" . (int)$order_id . "', order_product_id = '" . (int)$order_product_id . "', name = '" . $this->db->escape($download['name']) . "', filename = '" . $this->db->escape($download['filename']) . "', mask = '" . $this->db->escape($download['mask']) . "', remaining = '" . (int)($download['remaining'] * $product['quantity']) . "'");
      } 
     }

   И это известный движок интернет-магазина OpenCart???
   \catalog\model\checkout\order.php

   govnokoder2, 16 Октября 2014

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5. C# / Говнокод #16834

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   public new String StartTime { get { return base.StartTime.ToString("H:mm"); } }
   
   public new String EndTime { get { return base.EndTime.ToString("H:mm"); } }
   
   public DateTime base_StartTime { get { return base.StartTime; } }
   
   public DateTime base_EndTime { get { return base.EndTime; } }

   kjuby8709gsome, 10 Октября 2014

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6. Java / Говнокод #16829

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   /**
   	 * return angle of otrezok near the center, with circle point as a second part of the otrezok
   	 * 
   	 * @param center
   	 * @param circlePoint
   	 * @param len
   	 * @return
   	 */

   someone, 09 Октября 2014

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7. Java / Говнокод #16817

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   if(version.StartsWith("Windows 9")) { /* 95 and 98 */ } else {

   по слухам, именно из-за этого говна следующая windows будет 10ой
   https://issues.jenkins-ci.org/secure/attachment/18777/PlatformDetailsTask.java

   Lokich, 07 Октября 2014

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8. C++ / Говнокод #16797

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   for (j=0;j<3;j++) {
   			tmp += member[i].V[2][j] * member[i].V[0][j];}
   		if (tmp > LENGTH_EPS) {
   			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #1 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp				);} //k(1,3)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp				);} //k(1,9)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #2 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(2,0)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		-12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(2,6)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(4,0)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(4,6)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #5 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	4*EJz*tmp				);} //k(5,3)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,  2*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 	);} //k(5,9)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.y == 0) { //if node #7 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(7,3)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(7,9)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.z == 0 ) { //if node #8 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(8,0)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+2,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		12*EJy/pow(member[i].L,2)*tmp 	);} //k(8,6)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #0 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0],		-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp			);} //k(10,0)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #6 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1],		6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			);} //k(10,6)
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.z == 0 ) {	//if node #11 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.x == 0 ) { //if node #3 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +3,	2*EJz*tmp 				);} //k(11,3)
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.x == 0 ) {	//if node #9 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+5,  FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +3,	4*EJz*tmp 				);} //k(11,9)
   			}
   		}		
   		
   		//SUM(Lzi * Lyi),   i=x0,y0,z0
   		tmp = 0;
   		for (j=0;j<3;j++) {
   			tmp += member[i].V[2][j] * member[i].V[1][j];}
   		if (tmp > LENGTH_EPS) {
   			if ( node[member[i].n0].u_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #1 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +4,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(1,4)
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +1,	-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(4,1)
   				}
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +4,	6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(1,10)
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +1,	-6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp			); //k(10,1)
   				}
   			}
   			if ( node[member[i].n1].u_fix.y == 0) { //if node #7 is not fixed
   				if ( node[member[i].n0].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #4 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +1,	6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(4,7)
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n0] +4,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(7,4)
   				}
   				if ( node[member[i].n1].teta_fix.y == 0 ) { //if node #10 is not fixed
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+1,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +4,	-6*EJz/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(7,10)
   					k_var.AddNewElement( FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1]+4,	FreeDeg*n_number[member[i].n1] +1,	6*EJy/member[i].L*tmp 			); //k(10,7)
   				}
   			}
   
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   математики... бессмысленные и беспощадные.

   FadeToBlack, 04 Октября 2014

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9. ActionScript / Говнокод #16784

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   private function getYouTubeVideoIdFromURL (url:String):String {
   	if (URLUtil.isHttpsURL(url)||URLUtil.isHttpURL(url)) {
   		var startIndex:int = url.indexOf("v=")+2;
   		var endIndex:int = url.indexOf("&");
   		if (endIndex>startIndex) {
   			url = url.slice(startIndex, endIndex); 
   		}
   		else {
   			url = url.slice(startIndex);
   		}
   	}
   	return url;
   }

   Целый отдел над этой функцией работал.

   wvxvw, 01 Октября 2014

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10. PHP / Говнокод #16703

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    if($numr>1){
        $i=0;
        while($row=mysql_fetch_object($q)){++$i;
    
            if($num==$i){
                return $row->id;
                break;
            }
        }
    }elseif($numr==1){
        $row=mysql_fetch_object($q);
        return $row->id;
    }else{
        return 0;
    }

    А на случай, если return() не сработает, у нас есть break

    Khvorostin, 16 Сентября 2014

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11. PHP / Говнокод #16691

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    $data = $DB->...
    reset($data);
    while (list(, $row) = each($data)) {
        // do somethig with $row
    }

    Я не понимаю, почему просто не использовать foreach?!

    matasar, 13 Сентября 2014

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