1. Лучший говнокод

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  2. JavaScript / Говнокод #18639

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    function getUserLocalTime() {
    var date = new Date(), h = date.getHours(), m = date.getMinutes(), offset = date.getTimezoneOffset();
    offset = -offset / 60;
    if (offset < 10) {
        offset = '0' + Math.abs(offset);
    }
    offset = (sign(offset) ? '+' : '-') + offset;
    if (m < 10) {
        m = '0' + m;
    }
    return offset;
}
function sign(x) {
    x = +x;
    if (x === 0 || isNaN(x))
        return x
    return x > 0 ? 1 : -1
}

    Ещё одно гениальное определение, временной зоны.

    doggeddiesel, 27 Августа 2015

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  3. JavaScript / Говнокод #18635

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    # CoffeeScript

@allowLoadContentFromHistory = ->
  @loadContentFromHistory = true

@denyLoadContentFromHistory = ->
  @loadContentFromHistory = false

    Нам нужны глобальные функции чтобы сменить глобальные переменные...

    monstrodev, 26 Августа 2015

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  4. 1C / Говнокод #18583

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    Если ЗапретНаСозданиеРаходныхПоФирме(Фирма, Родитель) И ЭтоТакиНовый Тогда

    таки да, таки новый

    alexinzaz, 06 Августа 2015

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  5. C# / Говнокод #18554

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    _members[member.Member.MemberExpression.Member] = member.Member;

    В исходниках Linq2db

    vik-borisov, 31 Июля 2015

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  6. SQL / Говнокод #18553

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    declare @col int
set @col = 0

while (select count(distinct id) from #tovar) > @col
begin
set @col = (select count(distinct id) from #tovar)
	insert into #tovar (ParentID, ID, ISFOLDER, Tov) select parentID, ID, ISFOLDER, DESCR from SC23(nolock) where ISMARK = 0 and PARENTID in (select id from #tovar) 
end

    dsfix, 30 Июля 2015

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  7. Pascal / Говнокод #18547

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    function variant (x0, y0, x1, y1, x2, y2, x3, y3:real):integer;
begin
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=1;
    if (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=2;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) then variant:=3;
    if (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) or
       (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) then variant:=4;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) and (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) then variant:=5;
    if (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3<=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) or
       (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) and (x3>=x2) and (y3<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) then variant:=6;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=7;
    if (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2<=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3<=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2>=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3>=y1) or
       (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) and (x2>=x3) and (y2<=y3) and (x3>=x1) and (y3<=y1) then variant:=8;
    if (x1<=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1>=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x1>=x2) and (y1<=y2) and (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=9;
    if (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3<=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0<=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3>=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0>=y2) or
       (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) and (x3>=x0) and (y3<=y0) and (x0>=x2) and (y0<=y2) then variant:=10;
    if (x2<=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0<=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1<=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2>=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0>=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1>=y3) or
       (x2>=x0) and (y2<=y0) and (x0>=x1) and (y0<=y1) and (x1>=x3) and (y1<=y3) then variant:=11;
    if (x2<=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1<=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0<=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2>=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1>=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0>=y3) or
       (x2>=x1) and (y2<=y1) and (x1>=x0) and (y1<=y0) and (x0>=x3) and (y0<=y3) then variant:=12;
end;

    Источник: http://e-olimp.blogspot.com/2013/08/12.html

    Felytic, 29 Июля 2015

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  8. C++ / Говнокод #18530

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    typedef long char wchar_t;

    qnx4.25 /usr/include/stdlib.h:
    sizeof(long char) == 2

    Xom94ok, 25 Июля 2015

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  9. JavaScript / Говнокод #18484

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    (function($){
    
    var popup_show_delay = 0.5; // задержка в секундах

    $('.in_basket').each(function(){
        var $popup = $(this).find('.flyout');
        var timeoutId = null;

        var showPopup = function() {
            // Показываем попап
            $popup.removeClass('hidden');
        };

        var hidePopup = function() {
            // Скрываем попап
            $popup.addClass('hidden');
            console.log('hide popup');
        };

        var $targets = $([ this, $popup.get(0) ]);

        $targets.on('mouseenter', function(){
            console.log('show popup');
            clearTimeout(timeoutId);
            showPopup();
        });

        $targets.on('mouseleave', function(){
            clearTimeout(timeoutId);
            timeoutId = setTimeout(hidePopup, popup_show_delay * 1000);
        });
    });

})(jQuery);

    Показывать определенное время попап и если убрать мышь на пол секунды и не вернуться к нему, то попап скрывается.

    littlefuntik, 15 Июля 2015

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  10. JavaScript / Говнокод #18468

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    Xml: {
            parse: function (text) {
                var xmlDocument;
                if (window.DOMParser) {
                    var parser = new DOMParser();
                    xmlDocument = parser.parseFromString(text, "text/xml")
                } else {
                    if (window.ActiveXObject) {
                        try {
                            xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.6.0")
                        } catch (err6) {
                            try {
                                xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.5.0")
                            } catch (err5) {
                                try {
                                    xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.4.0")
                                } catch (err4) {
                                    try {
                                        xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("MSXML2.DOMDocument.3.0")
                                    } catch (err3) {
                                        try {
                                            xmlDocument = new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLDOM")
                                        } catch (err2) {
                                            Wicket.Log.error("Cannot create DOM document: " + err2)
                                        }
                                    }
                                }
                            }
                        }
                        if (xmlDocument) {
                            xmlDocument.async = "false";
                            if (!xmlDocument.loadXML(text)) {
                                Wicket.Log.error("Error parsing response: " + text)
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
                return xmlDocument
            }
        },

    http://trudvsem.ru/

    alek0585, 10 Июля 2015

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  11. C# / Говнокод #18466

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    if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel == null)
     _availabilityOfThisPersonnel = new List<Availability>();
if (_availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Any())
    _availabilityOfThisPersonnel.Clear();

    vldalx, 10 Июля 2015

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