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Си / Говнокод #99

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/* add '\0' at the end */
targetIPString[strlen(targetIPString)] = '\0';

guest, 10 Декабря 2008

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ActionScript / Говнокод #73

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private function _mouseDown(e:MouseEvent):void 
{
	stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, _mouseUp);
	if (e.target is PCell) {
		//Клик по клетке, но возможно хотят подвигать поле :)
		_startDrag(e);
	}
	else {
		//Значит двигаем поле
		_startDrag(e);
	}
}

guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #69

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$cResult = mysql_query($cQuery) or die(mysql_error());
if (mysql_num_rows($cResult) <= 0)
{
	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" || $_GET['extra'] == 4 || $_GET['extra'] == 16 || $_GET['extra'] == "n" || $_GET['extra'] == "m" || $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
		{}
	else
		{
		echo CAT_NO_WALP;
		}
} else
{
	$Row = mysql_fetch_object($cResult);
	$id = $Row->id;

	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	else
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `approved` = '0' AND `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}

	if ( $_GET['extra'] == "a" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 4 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `four_three` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == 16 && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `sixteen_ten` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "n" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `status_NEW` = '1' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_GET['extra'] == "m_in_cat" && $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `poster` = '".$_SESSION['userid']."' AND Category = '".$result_needed['id']."' ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
		}
	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3	elseif ( $_SESSION['usergroupid'] > 3 )
		{
		$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");   ///-------------
		$myresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC LIMIT ".$page*$picsperpage.",$picsperpage");
		$countresult = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Wallpapers` WHERE `Category` = '".$id."' OR `Category` IN (SELECT `id` FROM `Categories` WHERE `Parent` = '".$id."') ORDER BY `ID` DESC");
// И еще примерно столько же подобного говнеца. Сюда просто не влазит...
	}

Пустые ифы, куча лишних запросов.
Очень яркий пример ИНДУСтриального программирования.

guest, 08 Декабря 2008

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Java / Говнокод #30

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public boolean foo(...){
  ...
  try{
  ...
  }
  finally{
    if(expr_1){
      return false;
    }
    if(expr_2){
      return false;
    }
    ...
    if(expr_n){
      return false;
    }
  }
  ...
  return true;
}

поймал на сопровождении, долго курил (метод на 3 экранах)

guest, 28 Ноября 2008

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PHP / Говнокод #25

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$bCancel = false;
while(!$bCancel)
{
	$bCnt++;
	$sql = "SELECT id, rDateTime, pDateTime, longitude, latitude, speed, reportId, inputs, peopIn, peopOut, COUNT(*) AS cnt FROM $tbname AS tblCur
			WHERE ".$repIds." AND pDateTime>'$fd' AND unitId=$unitid
			GROUP BY pDateTime, reportId ORDER BY pDateTime ASC LIMIT 0, 50";
	$request = mysql_query($sql) or die(mysql_error());
	$rCnt = 0;
	while(!$bCancel)
	{
		if($row=mysql_fetch_assoc($request))
		{
			if(!arrZoneCoordContains($row['longitude'],$row['latitude'],$arrZoneCoord[$zoneId]))
			{
				$bCancel = true;
			}
			$fd = $row['pDateTime'];
	   		array_push($arrRows, $row);
			$rCnt++;
		}
		elseif($rCnt==0)
		$bCancel=true;
	}
}

O break'aх мы не знаем.

guest, 27 Ноября 2008

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Си / Говнокод #29242

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char seq[32];
int s = 0;
seq[s++] = ':';
seq[s++] = ' ';
seq[s++] = 'i';
seq[s++] = 'c';
seq[s++] = 'm';
seq[s++] = 'p';
seq[s++] = '_';
seq[s++] = 's';
seq[s++] = 'e';
seq[s++] = 'q';
seq[s++] = '=';
seq[s++] = '0' + i;
seq[s++] = ' ';
seq[s++] = 't';
seq[s++] = 't';
seq[s++] = 'l';
seq[s++] = '=';
seq[s++] = '6';
seq[s++] = '4';
seq[s++] = ' ';
seq[s++] = 't';
seq[s++] = 'i';
seq[s++] = 'm';
seq[s++] = 'e';
seq[s++] = '=';
/* Random-ish time 10-50ms */
int time_ms = 15 + (i * 7) % 30;
seq[s++] = '0' + (time_ms / 10);
seq[s++] = '0' + (time_ms % 10);
seq[s++] = ' ';
seq[s++] = 'm';
seq[s++] = 's';
seq[s++] = '\n';
seq[s] = '\0';

Вайб-кода из проекта Vib-OS. Если хочется ещё: https://pvs-studio.ru/ru/blog/posts/cpp/1354/

Andrey_Karpov, 20 Марта 2026

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Assembler / Говнокод #29179

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mov r8, qword ptr [rsi]
mov rdx, qword ptr [rdi]
bswap rdx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 1
movabs rax, 0x808080808080808
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 3
movabs rax, 0x404040404040404
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 5
movabs rax, 0x202020202020202
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 7
movabs rax, 0x101010101010101
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 0x39
movabs rax, 0x8080808080808080
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 0x3B
movabs rax, 0x4040404040404040
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 0x3D
movabs rax, 0x2020202020202020
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov rcx, rdx
ror rcx, 0x3F
movabs rax, 0x1010101010101010
and rcx, rax
or r8, rcx
mov qword ptr [rsi], r8

Разворот битов в uint64

CHayT, 15 Сентября 2025

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Python / Говнокод #29153

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from gremllm import Gremllm

# Be sure to tell your gremllm what sort of thing it is
counter = Gremllm('counter')
counter.value = 5
counter.increment()
print(counter.value)  # 6?
print(counter.to_roman_numerals()) # VI?

https://github.com/awwaiid/gremllm

Нет, вы не поняли. На каждый метод он запускает "ИИ", который додумывает что нужно сделать.

OCETuHCKuu_nemyx, 04 Июля 2025

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Куча / Говнокод #29144

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Хуже отсутствия документации может быть только документация
написанная на отвали, с устаревшей информацией и проебом
важных деталей, без которых говнокод не запустится даже с бубном.

BelCodeMonkey, 09 Июня 2025

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Ruby / Говнокод #29081

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if (analysis.document? && analysis.update(name: params[:analysis][:name], description: params[:analysis][:description], anonymous: params[:analysis][:anonymous], dependency: analysis.dependency)) ||
       (analysis.cloud_file_link.present? && analysis.update(name: params[:analysis][:name], description: params[:analysis][:description], anonymous: params[:analysis][:anonymous], dependency: analysis.dependency)) ||
       (analysis.videolink.present? && analysis.update(name: params[:analysis][:name], description: params[:analysis][:description], videolink: params[:analysis][:videolink], anonymous: params[:analysis][:anonymous], dependency: analysis.dependency)) ||
       analysis.update(name: params[:analysis][:name], description: params[:analysis][:description], hyperlink: params[:analysis][:hyperlink], anonymous: params[:analysis][:anonymous], dependency: analysis.dependency)

pls kill me

Shannarra_, 28 Января 2025

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.