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PHP / Говнокод #2165

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<?php 
// ...
$vars = get_class_vars($class_name);
		if(is_array($vars)) {
			foreach($vars as $var => $val) {
				eval('$this->' . $var . ' = \'' . $val . '\';');
			}
		}

некакая UNI-CMS
это не самое худшее. что я там нашел ... в общем мрак... (

nicolay-punin, 22 Ноября 2009

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C# / Говнокод #2163

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private bool IsNamesAreEqual(string itemName, string nodeName) { ... }

Правда это скорее относится к английскому языку, нежели к шарпу.
Иногда полезно перечитывать давно написаный код, много нового узнаешь )))

plsc_rover, 20 Ноября 2009

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SQL / Говнокод #2146

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select to_char(null) from dual  
union
select to_number(null) from dual

ORA-01790:	expression must have same datatype as corresponding expression

Когда смотришь на пустую чашку, то можно сказать, что в ней нет, например, чая или ,например, нет кофе. Но нельзя сказать, что в нет ни чая ни кофе.

dim1r, 16 Ноября 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #2144

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while ($rst=mysql_fetch_array($rst_query))
{
    $clist.="," . $rst["es_id"];
    $thislist="-1," . $rst["es_id"];
    while ($rst=mysql_fetch_array($rst_query))
    {
        $clist.="," . $rst["es_id"];
        $thislist.="," . $rst["es_id"];
    }
    $rst_query=mysql_query("Select * from esb2b_categories where es_pid in (" . $thislist . ")" );
}

разрыв мозга
made by какой-то индус

primpil, 16 Ноября 2009

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Си / Говнокод #2135

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// TODO: remove this godless "switch()"!
                switch(tuntype) { // TODO: Important: do as in documentation instead of reverse-ingeniering!
#define PACKET_TRY {\
                if(packet->ip_v == 4) {\
                        hl=packet->ip_hl<<2;\
                        if(hl>=sizeof(*packet))\
                                break;\
                        /* TODO: Check in RFC something about of ICMP send-back in this case */\
                        fprintf(stderr, "Got too short IP-header (%i)...\n",hl);\
                }\
                if((packet->ip_v&IPV6_VERSION_MASK) == IPV6_VERSION) {\
                        break;\
                }\
}
#define NEXT(a) tuntype=a;\
                if(tuntry>=2)\
                        goto tun_process_switch_end;\
                tuntry++;
#define CASE(a) NEXT(a);\
        case a
tun_process_switch:
//              switch(tuntype) {
                        case TUNTYPE_NORM:              // NetBSD-like?
                                packet=(typeof(packet))ptr;
                                PACKET_TRY;
                        CASE(TUNTYPE_EXT):              // FreeBSD-like?
                                packet=(typeof(packet))((char *)ptr + 4);
                                if(s>4)
                                        if(*ptr==0x02)
                                                PACKET_TRY;
                        CASE(TUNTYPE_ETH):              // Ethernet? TODO: Implement VLAN-tagging
                                packet=(typeof(packet))((char *)ptr + sizeof(*eth));
                                eth=(typeof(eth))ptr;
                                if(!teth) {
                                        teth=alloca(sizeof(*teth));
                                        memcpy(&teth->ether_shost, &eth->ether_dhost, sizeof(teth->ether_shost));
                                        memcpy(&teth->ether_dhost, &eth->ether_shost, sizeof(teth->ether_dhost));
                                        teth->ether_type=ETHERTYPE_IP;
                                }
                                if(s>sizeof(*eth))
//                                      if((*(char *)&eth->ether_type==0x08/* not IPv4? */)||(*(char *)&eth->ether_type==0x86/* not IPv6? */))  // TODO: Implement compatibility with all protocols over ethernet
                                                PACKET_TRY;
                                NEXT(TUNTYPE_NORM);
                                goto tun_process_switch;
                        
                        default:                        
                                tuntype=TUNTYPE_NORM;
                                goto tun_process_switch;
//              }
tun_process_switch_end:
#undef CASE
#undef NEXT
#undef PACKET_TRY
                                if(tuntry<~0)
                                        tuntry=0;
                                tuntype=oldtuntype;
                                fprintf(stderr, "Got unknown packet. Flushing...\n");
                                FLUSH;  // Flush all. We don't know the length of packet with unknown type.. So, we have to flush the buffer, to probably get new packets from the start.
                                goto tun_process_while;
                }

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"Ляпотааааа"... Очень "структурный" switch...

xaionaro, 11 Ноября 2009

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Си / Говнокод #2105

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switch( 1 ) 
{
  default :
    TO_STR( 2, "10" );
}

Интересно, откуда и зачем такая конструкция. Может, кто-то что-то подобное встречал?

nil, 06 Ноября 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #2033

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$today = getdate();
$mon ="$today[mon]";
$year ="$today[year]";
$mday ="$today[mday]";
if ($mon{1}==false)
  {
    $mon="0"."$mon";
  }
if ($mon=="1")
  {
    $mon="0"."$mon";
  }

if ($mday=="1")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="2")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="3")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="4")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="5")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="6")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="7")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="8")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }
if ($mday=="9")
  {
    $mday="0"."$mday";
  }

продолжение шедевра http://govnokod.ru/1048

marten.spb, 23 Октября 2009

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PHP / Говнокод #1998

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function str_to_up($lo) 
{
	$up=array("a"  => "A","a"  => "A","a"  => "A","a"  => "A","a"  => "A","a"  => "A","?"  => "?","c"  => "C","e"  => "E",
	        "e" => "E","e" => "E","e" => "E","i"  => "I","i"  => "I","i"  => "I","i"  => "I","?"  => "?","n"  => "N",
	        "o"  => "O","o"  => "O","o"  => "O","o" => "O","o" => "O","?" => "?","o"  => "O","u"  => "U","u"  => "U",
	        "u"  => "U","u"  => "U","y" => "Y","?" => "?","y" => "?",
	        "a"  => "A", "b"  => "B", "c"  => "C","d"  => "D","e"  => "E","f"  => "F","g"  => "G","h"  => "H","i"  => "I","j"  => "J",
	        "k" => "K","l" => "L","m" => "M","n"  => "N","o"  => "O","p"  => "P","q"  => "Q","r"  => "R","s"  => "S",
	        "t"  => "T","u"  => "U","v"  => "V","w" => "W","x" => "X","y" => "Y","z"  => "Z"
	    );

	return strtr($lo, $up);
}

function str_to_lower($up) 
{
	$lo=array("А"  => "а","Б"  => "б","В"  => "в","Г"  => "г","Д"  => "д","Е"  => "е","Ж"  => "ж","З"  => "з","И"  => "и",
			"Й" => "й","К" => "к","Л" => "л","М"  => "м","Н"  => "н","О"  => "о","П"  => "п","Р"  => "р","С"  => "с",
			"Т"  => "т","У"  => "у","Ф"  => "ф","Х" => "х","Ц" => "ц","Ч" => "ч","Ш"  => "ш","Щ"  => "щ","Ъ"  => "ъ",
			"Ы"  => "ы","Ь"  => "ь","Э" => "э","Ю" => "ю","Я" => "я",
			"A"  => "a", "B"  => "b", "C"  => "c","D"  => "d","E"  => "e","F"  => "f","G"  => "g","H"  => "h","I"  => "i","J"  => "j",
			"K" => "k","L" => "l","M" => "m","N"  => "n","O"  => "o","P"  => "p","Q"  => "q","R"  => "r","S"  => "s",
			"T"  => "t","U"  => "u","V"  => "v","W" => "w","X" => "x","Y" => "y","Z"  => "z"
		);

	return strtr($up, $lo);
}

anal_opressor, 20 Октября 2009

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C# / Говнокод #1955

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private void TestWorksheetFunction() 
{
  ...
 
  Excel.WorksheetFunction wsf = ThisApplication.WorksheetFunction;
  ws.get_Range("Min", Type.Missing).Value2 = wsf.Min(rng, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing);
  ws.get_Range("Max", Type.Missing).Value2 = wsf.Max(rng, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing);
  ws.get_Range("Median", Type.Missing).Value2 = wsf.Median(rng,
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing);
  ws.get_Range("Average", Type.Missing).Value2 = wsf.Average(rng, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing);
  ws.get_Range("StDev", Type.Missing).Value2 = wsf.StDev(rng, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, Type.Missing, 
    Type.Missing);
}

Если вы - разработчик на C#, вам придется привыкнуть к обилию значений Type.Missing в вызовах методов. Поскольку объектную модель Excel писали в расчете на VBA, многие ее методы принимают необязательные параметры - иногда до 30. Используйте либо многочисленные экземпляры значения Type.Missing или указывайте для каждого параметра определенное значение по умолчанию.
(c) http://www.gotdotnet.ru/LearnDotNet/NETFramework/22054.aspx

zerkms, 12 Октября 2009

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Python / Говнокод #1916

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def find_where_ball_collides_on_a_wall(
                                       ball_w, ball_z,
                                       ball_wol, ball_zol,
                                       ball_rad,
                                       wall_type,
                                       wall_w1, wall_z1,
                                       wall_w2, wall_z2,
                                       wall_rad):
    toetoadly = ball_rad + wall_rad
    did_collide = False
    New_ball_w = ball_w + ball_wol
    New_ball_z = ball_z + ball_zol
    angle_hit_at = None
    Relate_ball_w = ball_w - wall_w1
    Relate_ball_z = ball_z - wall_z1
    Relate_wall_w2 = wall_w2 - wall_w1
    Relate_wall_z2 = wall_z2 - wall_z1
    arc_tangeriney = arc_tangent_2D(Relate_wall_w2, Relate_wall_z2)
    Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_Relate_wall_w2, Rotate_Relate_wall_z2 = points_rotated_by_angle_2D(((Relate_ball_w, Relate_ball_z), (Relate_wall_w2, Relate_wall_z2)), 0, 0, arc_tangeriney)
    Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol = point_rotated_by_angle_2D(ball_wol, ball_zol, 0, 0, arc_tangeriney)
    Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_z, did_hit_weird_line = Find_where_ball_stops_on_line_w(Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol, ball_rad, 0, wall_rad)
    if Rotate_Relate_ball_w > -toetoadly and Rotate_Relate_ball_w < toetoadly:
     HE_HE_strange_popper_z = Rotate_Relate_ball_z
    else:
     HE_HE_strange_popper_z = Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_z
    Rotate_angle_hit_at = None
    if   HE_HE_strange_popper_z < Rotate_Relate_wall_z2:
       if ball_is_going_towards_point(Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol, 0, Rotate_Relate_wall_z2):
        p1_touched, p1_collide_w, p1_collide_z, p1_angle_hit_at = find_where_ball_collides_on_another_ball(Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol, ball_rad, 0, Rotate_Relate_wall_z2, wall_rad)
        if p1_touched:
         Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_w = p1_collide_w
         Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_z = p1_collide_z
         Rotate_angle_hit_at = p1_angle_hit_at
         did_collide = True
    elif HE_HE_strange_popper_z > 0:
       if ball_is_going_towards_point(Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol, 0, 0):
        p2_touched, p2_collide_w, p2_collide_z, p2_angle_hit_at = find_where_ball_collides_on_another_ball(Rotate_Relate_ball_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_z, Rotate_ball_wol, Rotate_ball_zol, ball_rad, 0, 0, wall_rad)
        if p2_touched:
         Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_w = p2_collide_w
         Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_z = p2_collide_z
         Rotate_angle_hit_at = p2_angle_hit_at
         did_collide = True
    else:
       if did_hit_weird_line:
        did_collide = True
        if Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_w < 0: Rotate_angle_hit_at = 90
        else: Rotate_angle_hit_at = 270
    if did_collide:
     arc_tangeriney_2 = -arc_tangeriney
     angle_hit_at = Rotate_angle_hit_at + arc_tangeriney
     New_ball_w, New_ball_z = point_rotated_by_angle_2D(Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_w, Rotate_Relate_ball_collide_z, 0, 0, arc_tangeriney_2)
     New_ball_w += wall_w1
     New_ball_z += wall_z1
    return did_collide, New_ball_w, New_ball_z, angle_hit_at  #, is_moving_towards

Пример написания "физики" на python + pygame. Одна из функций. Всего кода - 900+ строк.
http://www.pygame.org/docs/ref/draw.html -> смотрим комментарий к pygame.draw.circle

diok, 30 Сентября 2009

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Говнокод: по колено в коде.