1. PHP / Говнокод #12284

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    <html>
    <head>
    <title></title>
    </head>
    <body>
    <?php
    mysql_connect ("mysql.site.com","мшадрм","пароль") or die (mysql_error());
    mysql_select_db ("mjdjadmjg") or die (mysql_error());
    $strSQL = "INSERT INTO people(";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "Name, ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "E-mail, ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "LastName, ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "BirthDate) ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "VALUES(";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "'Gus', ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "'[email protected]', ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "'kruz', ";
    $strSQL = $strSQL . "'1964-04-20')";
    // SQL-оператор выполняется
    mysql_query($strSQL) or die (mysql_error());
    // Закрытие соединения
    mysql_close();
    ?>
    <h1>БД обновлена!</h1>
    </body>
    </html>

    Steep, 13 Декабря 2012

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  2. PHP / Говнокод #12278

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    if ($myrow['dop1']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop1]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop2']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop2]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop3']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop3]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop4']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop4]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop5']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop5]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop6']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop6]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop7']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop7]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop8']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop8]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop9']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop9]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop10']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop10]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop11']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop11]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop12']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop12]</td></tr>"; }
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      if ($myrow['dop38']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop38]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop39']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop39]</td></tr>"; }
      if ($myrow['dop40']) { echo "<tr><td class='td_18'>$myrow[dop40]</td></tr>"; }
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    facepalm.

    invision70, 12 Декабря 2012

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  3. PHP / Говнокод #12271

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    echo( TRUE ? "1" : TRUE ? "2":"3");
    //2

    http://ideone.com/UBg3T2
    В ответ на это:
    http://govnokod.ru/12268#comment163978

    3.14159265, 11 Декабря 2012

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  4. PHP / Говнокод #12268

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    <?php
    session_start();
    if(empty($_SESSION['UserLogin']) or empty($_SESSION['UserId']))
    {
      header('Location: /');
    }
    else
    {
      include("application/db.config.php");
      $GetterUser = $_POST['ForUser'];
      $SenderUser = $_SESSION['UserId'];
      $Rem = strip_tags($_POST['Rem']);
      $Text = strip_tags($_POST['Text']);
    
      if($Rem == "" or $Text == "")
      {
        header("Location: sent_mess?to=$GetterUser&status=bad");
      }
      else
      {
        $SendingMessQuery = mysql_query("INSERT INTO Dialogs(From, To, Rem, Text) VALUES($SenderUser, $GetterUser, '$Rem', '$Text')", $db) or die(mysql_error());
        mysql_close($db);
        header("Location: sent_mess?to=$GetterUser&status=good");
      }
    }
    ...

    Govnisti_Diavol, 11 Декабря 2012

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  5. PHP / Говнокод #12265

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    if(is_dir('install')|| is_dir('migrate')) {
            if (!file_exists(PATH.'/includes/config.inc.php')){
                header('location:/install/');
    			die();
            } else {
                include(PATH.'/core/messages/installation.html');
                die();
            }
        }

    Govnisti_Diavol, 10 Декабря 2012

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  6. PHP / Говнокод #12261

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    $this->_requestUri = 0 === strpos($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], $_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME'])
                ? substr(
                    $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'], strlen($_SERVER['SCRIPT_NAME'])
                )
                : $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];

    __proto__, 08 Декабря 2012

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  7. PHP / Говнокод #12257

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    Здравствуйте, господа!
    Кто знает, как выяснить свободный порт виртуальной машины средствами PHP?

    Govnisti_Diavol, 06 Декабря 2012

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  8. PHP / Говнокод #12256

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    function preDispatch() {
            
    		
    		
    		
    		// Validate and redirect
            try {
                $this->_DB = Zend_Db_Table::getDefaultAdapter();
                $time = $this->_DB->query('SELECT time FROM `CapturesList` WHERE InnerLink = \'' . $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] . '\' LIMIT 0,1;')->fetchAll();
    
    
    		@$this->view->time = $time[0]['time'];
    
    
                if ($time[0]['time'] != NULL) {
                    $times = split(', ', $time[0]['time']);
                    if (strtotime(($times[1]) . '/' . ($times[2]) . '/' . $times[0] . ' ' . $times[3] . ":00") < (int) (mktime())) {
                        if (strtotime(($times[1]) . '/' . ($times[2]) . '/' . $times[0] . ' ' . $times[3] . ":00") > 1347032555) {
                            $count = $this->_DB->query('SELECT *, COUNT(time) AS counts FROM `CapturesList` WHERE time IS NOT NULL;')->fetchAll();
                            $count = $count[0]['counts'];
                            @$newdate = strftime("%G, %m, %d, %H", strtotime(($times[1]) . '/' . ($times[2]) . '/' . $times[0] . ' ' . $times[3] . ":00 +" . ((int)($count / 2) + 1) . " weeks"));
                            @$this->_DB->query('UPDATE `CapturesList` SET `time` = \'' . ($newdate) . '\' WHERE InnerLink = \'' . $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] . '\';');
                            @$this->view->time = $newdate;
                        }
                        else{@$this->view->time = $time[0]['time'];}
                    } else {
                        @$this->view->time = $time[0]['time'];
                    }
                } else {
                    @$this->view->time = "NULL";
                }
            } catch (Exception $exc) {
                echo $exc->getTraceAsString();
                @$this->view->time = "NULL";
            }
    
    
    
            header('Refer: ' . $this->view->linktofunnel);
            if (session_id() == '')
                session_start();
            if ($this->_getParam('action') != 'save') {
                $_SESSION["domain"] = $this->view->domain;
                $_SESSION["owner"] = $this->OwnerData;
            }
        }

    Более говнокодного я давно не писал. Кажется я схожу с ума

    Stud, 06 Декабря 2012

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  9. PHP / Говнокод #12250

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    $model->date = date('Y-m-d H:i:s',mktime(date('H'),date('i'),date('s'),date('m'),date('d'),date('Y')));

    берём текущую дату...

    blackray, 05 Декабря 2012

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  10. PHP / Говнокод #12249

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    $sw = false;
    if($valid_from && $valid_to)
    	if( ($valid_from<=date('U')) && ($valid_to>=mktime(0,0,0,date('m'),date('d'),date('Y'))) )
    		$sw = true;
    	else
    		{
    			//Nimic
    		}
    elseif($valid_form)
    	if($valid_form<=date('U'))
    		$sw = true;
    	else
    		{
    			//Nimic
    		}
    elseif($valid_to)
    	if($valid_to>=mktime(0,0,0,date('m'),date('d'),date('Y')))
    		$sw = true;
    	else
    		{
    			//Nimic
    		}
    else
    	$sw = true;

    Edd, 04 Декабря 2012

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